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Brandon Moore

@brandonhaswords.bsky.social
1.7K followers 1.9K following 963 posts

Widower, pizza maker, dog owner, not so much mid as mild.

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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry for the post but today is, or should be, my 10th wedding anniversary. Being a widower is a terrible job. Love doesn’t stop because death shows up.You’re left wondering what to do with the rest of your life. Thank’s to everyone on here who I’ve shared a laugh with, it means more than you know.
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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyone want to meet up at the mall for some drinks and Glamour Shots?
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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sorry I haven’t been posting much lately but once you see my new dance moves you’ll understand why.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Joe Rogan after turning an entire generation of white men into conservative dipshits and platforming nazis for years:
Guy saying "i didnt do fucking shit"
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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What is life like in a non-battleground state? Can you watch things without 2 to 8 political commercials before it starts? Do people still laugh and enjoy things?
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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’ve been laying low lately because we just passed what was my late wife’s birthday. So I hope you enjoyed my silence while it lasted, I’m back.
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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
As a Michigander I can confirm that we will not tolerate any changes to the Great Lakes names, because if Gordon Lightfoot sang Lake Ontario in “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” then it stays Ontario!
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
can someone rename gas to $2/ gallon
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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
That excuse has ended more than one relationship
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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Thank you to everyone who congratulated me on the cameo in Spider-Man but that wasn’t actually me, it was Zendaya.
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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
You know you’re entering a new stage in life when you realize you’re wearing one pair of reading glasses and have another pair on your collar.
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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
"So Brandon, when are you going to start dating again?" "Hey, I took a woman home yesterday." "Was it Mrs. Butterworth?" "Yes, yes it was Mrs Butterworth...I like pancakes." 😕
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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
When you’re young and playing Mario Bros you dream of saving a princess, but at this age it just makes me wish I knew more about plumbing so I don’t have to pay a professional.
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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
My essence America. Don’t worry kid, your future cynicism will be covered by your future beard.
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Aisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Scott Pelley was ousted from CBS News in the exact manner Bari Weiss *thinks* she was ousted from NYT
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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
My Bluesky starter pack consists almost entirely of people who have commented on at least one picture of @justbrady.bsky.social without pants on. I don’t make the rules here but knowing is half the battle.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Not all heroes wear capes, y'all.
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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I dreamt about my late wife last night. After a couple of years it doesn’t happen that often anymore, and as a widower I’ve learned that nostalgia can kill, but the world seems a little dimmer in the daylight today.
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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Welcome to the full Banana Republic treatment
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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The longer I stare the less I can tell the difference
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
for the bluesky finale we’re all gonna wake up in bed with twitter and it will have all been just a dream
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/05/2026
Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have bit.ly/3RjdlH1
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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Being a widower means never getting random messages like this anymore
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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My local Wendy’s closed and it’s pretty depressing because that’s the closest relationship I have with a woman these days.
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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
We may have a fundamental misunderstanding of the term “good news”
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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
White fragility is a hell of a drug
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Sure sex is cool but have you ever fucked all the way off
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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
If The Shawshank Redemption happened today Andy would have escaped, looked at who is running the country and turned around and gone back through the sewage pipe to his cell.
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DJ Junk @joe-crowder.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
If you see this. Quote with a picture of you in glasses.
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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I feel like I’ve never been closer to completing the EGOT than I am now.
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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
How are thinking going in my neck of the woods today? Incredible.
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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Building my Bluesky empire one typo at a time.
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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Here on the meme farm we’re just getting things ready for whatever @beckybunzy.bsky.social and @justbrady.bsky.social send our way.
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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Just harvesting memes in anticipation for whatever @beckybunzy.bsky.social and @justbrady.bsky.social throw onto the timeline
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/04/2026
I don't think my day can recover from "I thought it was me as a doctor." Let's call it a wrap.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The Kool-Aid Man is a creature made of glass and water yet he can break through a brick wall. He is an abomination and we must stop him at all cost.
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Christopher Mathias @letsgomathias.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
"Mr. Met is a raging anti-semite" and "Pope Leo is WEAK on crime" in the same week, we are approaching some kind of posting singularity
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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Alas, everybody was not kung-fu fighting…
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Matt Oswalt @mattoswaltva.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Lindsey Graham to celebrate historic Iran ceasefire by going to Knotts Berry Farm by himself and wandering around slowly eating a frozen banana while making eye contact with children until he's politely asked to leave
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Artemis II crew returning to Earth.
Final Planet of the Apes scene with half buried Statue of Liberty on beach.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
BREAKING: New York Times is reporting that experts are dubious about the legitimacy of the FIFA peace prize.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
*movie trailer guy voice*
new yorker headline: THIS EASTER, AN AMERICAN POPE CONFRONTS AN AMERICAN WAR
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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Well no one has wished me a happy birthday today. My birthday isn’t until August, but still, a couple of you could have taken the chance anyway.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
April Fool's Day Formula: 1. Convince people that something that isn't true, is 2. Reveal the truth 3. Say "April Fools!" 4. Feel shame
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/03/2026
Everyone needs to stop what they’re doing and watch this video. “It seems like there’s a lack of diversity here today, and it’s mostly people who look like you and me, and I just…?” This lady’s response is🔥
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 27/03/2026
i said last year that these people were segregationists and that “merit” just meant “white and male” to these people
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Brandon Moore @brandonhaswords.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
His policies killed the dollar, and now he’s putting his name on the headstone
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Nancy Levine Stearns @nancylevinestearns.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Americans can’t afford food and gas.
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