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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 1h

Do you suppose Howard Stern's inner monologue is in his regular radio voice, or a funny little different voice?

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 6h

Sure hope this doesn't fall on me.

underside of I-81 through downtown Syracuse, about ready to come down, maybe before its scheduled demolition

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 8h

The key word is survival on the new frontier.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 11h

*two aliens zoom through the solar system in their spaceship. one of them points to the earth as they pass by* that’s where flan was invented.

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 12h

It's almost October, the perfect time to check the charge levels on all your apocalypse bag doo-dads.

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 12h

The fancy rubber grip on the garden hose nozzles I bought is disintegrating, leaving black ink on my hands, pants, hoses, everything. I think I'll be buying naked brass with just a knurl or two from now on.

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 14h

we’re entering our Bannon Era

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 14h

Becoming a spokesman for Big Fart was really an easy decision. When I looked into the obligations, they weren't anything I wouldn't have been doing anyway, and the benefits are pretty amazing.

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

S3E21 Walter (Skinner) kills a hooker, Mulder and Skully pull out all the stops to prove it was aliens

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Dogwood leaf beginning to turn with serviceberry, hazelnut and shadbush turning in the background.

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

These were blooming in the BK drive thru this morning.

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

With Sen. Schmitt proving himself both hopelessly partisan and deeply stupid, Sen. Hawley may no longer be the worst Senator from Missouri.

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I guess if you don’t have actual intelligence, the artificial kind would seem super.

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We're all human, having to put our pants on the same way: first one leg, and then almost the second leg, but biffing it and falling, hitting our head on the night stand, killing us.

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

All the eastern gray squirrels (Sciurus carolinensis) in my neighborhood are either all black, or gray with dyed black throats and hands from all the black walnut hulling they do.

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

One of my shrubs out front stank real weird all summer. Now that the foliage is receding a bit I can see that some fucking fucker threw their dog shit bag in there, like a gross sachet. Thanks!

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

like my old man always says: eat blue cake, get blue poop

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Despite having the widest variety of food choices, and being the cheapest per-person option, the Chinese buffet is ranked lowest (frequently gets gagging sounds when suggested) among office lunchtime companions.

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Starting to think the President is up to something.

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's interesting that cops would much rather discipline their own for stalking than simply get rid of the warrantless surveillance tools.

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

S3E20 Gov Ventura drives a big Cadillac backwards and sermonizes a lot about Venus

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Over the last week they've gradually increased how loud the warning beeper on some piece of equipment one block over is. Conveniently, they back the equipment up for two hours straight every evening from 6 to 8pm, so I really get to study it.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

*mouthful of chocolate* bye bye problems

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Apart from its ubiquity in mass media and public spaces, is there an actual redeeming reason someone *should* hear that song? Like, is it good? Does it have something important or unique that's never been shared in pop music that makes you better for having heard it?

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The Costco optometrist loves it when you go have a hotdog before your walk-in appointment, and burp little Costco hotdog burps into her machine when you lean forward and rest your chin on the thing.

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

These're fine, but I'm waiting for Toblertwo to come out.

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There's a church a few blocks away that has a cheap, loudspeaker-based carillon and they are, for some reason, going at it full tilt at 9am on a Monday.

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is America. You can get on a train with a disease that has an R⁰ of 18 if you feel like it.

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Is that because, uh, they're actually all ideas to help himself?

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Possum visit in two parts. First, the leaving:

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

S3E17 Tiny computer room clerk, Holly, kicks the shit out of Skinner on suggestion by The Pusher

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Loitering my drones as casually as possible.

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I know it's trite to point this out, but the last time I heard this kind of talk in a b&w film it was in German with subtitles and I was taking notes while the teacher uncomfortably fidgeted with his chalk waiting for the right moment to stop the projector and flick on the lights.

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Not one of these men looks like he would stand up to the lion to save his fellows.

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Nothing like a squabble of fat sparrows.

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