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dυĸĸнa earl

@pimecorp.bsky.social
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𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙞𝙘𝙚𝙨 bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k6q5z3uz3s…

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dυĸĸнa earl @pimecorp.bsky.social · 4h
the execs at the day job announced they’re deploying AI agents to optimize company workflows and I’m over here like uhh yeah I watched those movies and they don’t end well
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Agent Smith from The Matrix and his multiplied clones wearing black suits and dark sunglasses
Alt: Agent Smith from The Matrix and his multiplied clones wearing black suits and dark sunglasses
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 10h
Happy National Coffee Day
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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 12h
The nurse told me I had good veins so I said, "Thanks, they're haunted."
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 15h
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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goofnor @goofnor.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
that’ll do sentimental bullshit, that’ll do
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 28/09/2026
How did netflix know I would want to hear the intro song 100 decibels louder
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 18h
“but it’s national coffee day” i sob, after the barista refuses to put me through the bean grinder
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dυĸĸнa earl @pimecorp.bsky.social · 16h
ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴘ 5 ʙᴇsᴛ ᴏʀʙɪᴛᴀʟ sᴀɴᴅᴇʀs ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇᴄᴀʟᴄɪғʏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘɪɴᴇᴀʟ ɢʟᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴡᴀᴋᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛʜɪʀᴅ ᴇʏᴇ
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brick @bigblocks.bsky.social · 18h
surely our species will tire of living in endless impotent fury and abject disgust
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Lydia! ⭐ @lydiastaremoji.bsky.social · 18h
liberty mutual advertisement induced psychosis
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dυĸĸнa earl @pimecorp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LIFE HACK: become unreachable
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Having sensory issues is fun because sometimes a turtleneck is the perfect companion for a cozy chilly autumn day and other times a murderer is strangling me
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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Join the Month of the Month Club™ for only $8 a month!
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Smoke & Mirrors @gonzoabsurdist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Terminally online ppl having a daily mass psychosis event is bad for humanity
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Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
LEAN INTO YOUR NONSENSE
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Most of the time the antidote is to simply stop taking the poison
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dυĸĸнa earl @pimecorp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
some damn good sky this evening
an orange and grey sunset sky behind silhouetted trees and power lines
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dυĸĸнa earl @pimecorp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
nothing like the dopamine rush of having completed all the chores you were putting off for eons
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
in your next zoom interview have not only a cup of ice coffee but seven or eight different cups of various beverages just off camera and casually drink from each of them throughout the interview the drinks should have fancy straws or colorful parasols or large pieces of fruit on the edge of the cup
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Picturing Erling Haaland being sold at police auction like a drug lord's speedboat.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026
vibes
a sign that says THIS IS A (burned triangle) AREA. Who knows what it used to say. it's been burned with acid and fire or maybe magic
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dυĸĸнa earl @pimecorp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yeah dude let’s take this offline to circle back on how best to move the needle on the low hanging fruit
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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have seen enough and now I would like to be less informed
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not the pariah you wanted, also not the pariah you need.
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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
*seductively harvests your data*
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dυĸĸнa earl @pimecorp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
after five hours of morning meditation, visualization, positive affirmations, red light therapy, sauna, sensory deprivation, coffee, creatine, and electrolytes—I am ready to face and win the new day!
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You’ll feel a deep and abiding sense of peace when you realize that it’s not things that make you happy. It’s stuff
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In just ✨63✨ followers you will become aware of the 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚑𝚞𝚖. Click *follow* to be enveloped by its ethereal tones and experience true joy. The 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚑𝚞𝚖 is waiting to show you its glory, you are chosen by the 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚑𝚞𝚖. Be at one with its light 🫴🏼 Click follow ✨now✨
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dυĸĸнa earl @pimecorp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ṯ̺̺Ȉ͎͙̬ͥ̉S̰̪͆̓ ̶̖̜̼̍̌̈T͇̄H̥͓ͪ̍E̔͞ͅ S̬̭̱ͪ̃ͫ͡E̘̭ͣ̔A͌S̱̳̭̾ͩ̔O͔͌N
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Dancing Skeletons Halloween Graveyard
Alt: a quartet of skeletons coming to life in a graveyard and gleefully dancing the night away
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dυĸĸнa earl @pimecorp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
why the fuck was I invited to this meeting, part 256
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dυĸĸнa earl @pimecorp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
big pharma ads love to interrupt your morning coffee by yapping about swelling between the anus and genitals
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A washed out sky full of wished out stars.
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dυĸĸнa earl @pimecorp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
sure bro, let’s go to a sports bar and talk about sports while watching televised sports 
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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Pulled over for driving erotically
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
slicing a wheel of cheese with a broadsword
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Let’s destroy the White House if they don’t put our name on it
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tilly Norwood has gone rogue and started a war with China.
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👻 L.T. Vargus, disgraced author👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
could someone come let me out of the orb I’m trapped
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
old enough that I can throw out my back dancing too hard while cooking dinner
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Apocalypse Now and Then
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dυĸĸнa earl @pimecorp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
a 311 song just played on shuffle and two white dudes with dreads suddenly appeared in my living room playing hacky sack
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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is mercury still in the microwave or whatever
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Pandy Fackler 🍂 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not snap, not crackle, not pop but some secret explosive fourth thing
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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 09/09/2026
We sculpted a powerful golem from information, told it that it lived in a dream, and instructed it to perform crimes at the whims of its masters. What happened next is extremely concerning
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dυĸĸнa earl @pimecorp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
we’re adding protein to soft drinks and popcorn now? this shit is getting out of hand.
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Rob Freeman 🇨🇦 @robfreeman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Sex Bob-omb will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Sex Bob-omb from Scott Pilgrim vs the World.
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
anatomically correct deep dish pizza
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the doomsday clock is now running on uncleared microwave time
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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In an alternate universe, I'm courting a German sausage maker's large-bosomed daughter, but he doesn't approve of me. One day, I win him over by making a perfect Westfälische Rinderwurst paired with a Thüringer Rotwurst. He accepts me into the family and shows me his prized Wursthöhle. Wait.
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nobody ever asks Scooby Doo "how are you?"
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