Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 48mwhat's your favorite GIF?static.klipy.comPerson Resting on CouchAlt: Prince shaking his head "no" as if he has just fucking HAD IT with you or as the default alt txt would say "Person Resting on Couch"(?) 150
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 1hI just told my dog I was a big fan and I had all her albums. she sighed so hard, I felt it from several feet away. 121
Reposted by Jeff MacJillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 1hWhat did I fucking tell y'all? What did I say? 091
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 2hI don't want history to judge them. I want a judge to judge them. 281
Reposted by Jeff Macsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 4hyeah, but see the problem is i don’t believe in hell so i’m going to need these people to suffer now 614842
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 2h"you're right, using both really is better" -me, a stick in one hand, a carrot in the other, just beating you senseless with both of them 041
Reposted by Jeff Macgamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 3h“The profound moral question is not, 'Do they deserve to die?' but 'Do we deserve to kill them?'" - Sister Helen Prejean 6469117
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 3hit seems like anytime I don't put the scissors back in the junk drawer, all of a sudden I can't find them in there, I think that part of house is haunted 040
Reposted by Jeff MacErin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 4hCompanies, on one device: We sent you a code. Tell us what it is!! Also companies, on the device to which they sent the code: We will NEVER ask you for this code do NOT share this code Still companies but on the first device again: U got 30 seconds where's the code? Share that shit now the fuck! 1014920
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 4hok, step one, change all aspects of my body and mind, and then... 042
Reposted by Jeff MacJulie Polk @juliepolk.com · 23hhow we know “let me see that beautiful smile baby” isn’t concern for our wellbeing is that when we don’t you kill us 042
Reposted by Jeff MacMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now 51392181365
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“press any button to continue”? do you hear yourself? have some god damn self respect. 063
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I keep submitting claims but my insurance says they don't cover just not feeling it 020
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I like automatic lights. not because I want the lights to work. I just enjoy unplugging things and waiting 30 seconds. 010
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026for GOP campaigns, this must read like a Cat5 storm warning. "oh fuck, I hope he misses us..." 110
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026listen, I want your assurance that your new product might not end humanity entirely, I have your word on that, right 011
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026IRAQ(sadly folding up their THANK YOU LIBERATORS, WE GREET YOU! sign that they were just putting the finishing touches on) ah well 010
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026she tax on my tea til I revolt, and other reasons I didn't do that well in U.S. history 010
Reposted by Jeff Mackattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 30/09/2026me, waking up at 3:00am, in the home i’ve lived in for 22 years: wait is my house number 3692 or 3926 me, at 3:01am: no. it’s definitely 3269 me, at 3:02am: hold on it’s 488 nvm 😬 54816
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Laugh In" look that up in your Funk and Wagnallsstatic.klipy.comArte Johnson's 'Very Interesting' MemeAlt: Arte Johnson's 'Very Interesting' Meme 3101
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Though she be but little, she is fucking fierce.” “Is this a fucking dagger i see before me, the handle toward my hand?” 120
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026human communication peaked with: The Voicemail Service -no one was ever home. you literally couldn’t be home. -literally any delay in your response time was plausible up to and including “never” 020
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026obviously, I can’t claim to an absolute certainty that my dog hasn’t seen “Hubie Halloween” what I’m saying is, why would I take that chance? 010
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I can’t imagine writing a novel, like, “ok, hi editor, here, here’s a really long part of a way, way longer story, it’s all in text format, where’s my money?” ridiculous. 120
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I would have sued the shit out of Dracula, that’s for sure 010
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026we should putting somebody with a brain that works in charge, see if we even like it 040
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026looking back, we really should have timed Perla's monthly crazypill so it didn't basically coincide with the full moon 010
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don't have A.I. psychosis but I believe advil knows where it hurts so I get it 020
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026there's something about having a dog that makes you finally realize once and for all "oh no I guess I don't own a raincoat, do I?" 120
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"we're gonna be renaming the chalupa.nwe're calling it the Super Taco. we don't say chalupa. we don't say it because it sounds fake. CHA.LOO.PA. nobody likes it, nobody says it. they said to me "sir, ah, ah, it's named chalupa we can't change it" well, now they're saying Super Taco" 010
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026sure most things are "easier said than done" but watch this (steps out a window and falls down the fire escape while attempting the Star Wars theme on one of those bugs bunny style one-man-band bass drum harness deals) 010
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026anyway, more food should come by the "wheel" is all I'm saying WAITER: ok, fair point, but no, I can't bring you a wheel of nachos 020
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I need $1bn to help fund my invention that steals stuff and spits it back out. often incorrectly. it might destroy humanity. it will definitely destroy the environment it's almost half the stock market. oh and also, you are now required to use it everywhere. did I mention it's often wrong- 040
Reposted by Jeff Mac🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 29/09/2026do you ever put your pajamas on in the dark and wake up wearing oven mitts and a tortilla? 5235
Reposted by Jeff MacJillbles @jillbles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026@jeffmacishere.bsky.social look out; they're coming for your pastries! 261
Reposted by Jeff MacSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m sorry – I need to take this call. It’s my undertaker 1113553
Reposted by Jeff MacMo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Today in me being insufferable: A number of the zines and band posters inside that record shop, uh, belonged to me. The HF production design team borrowed* them from myself and other Chicago music scene/record store folks. The More You Know etc [*no I didn't get paid lol, I did it For the Culture] 201277130
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026About 12hrs into the monthly worm pill Status: zonked to all fuck 010
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026it hardly rained all spring or summer, so the bears needed to come down here for food. now, it's rained every day for like 2 weeks and you know what that means damp, cranky bears 010
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026never feel embarrassed about how fucking stupid you are 032
