iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

The forest doesn’t want you anymore Off to the sewers with you

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

There's really no problem that can't be solved with just a little bit of denial

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

I gaze at pizza like mothers gaze at their newborn children.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Never regret anything you've ever tried in life. Just regret that you took pictures while doing it.

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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Accidentally said “all worries” instead of “no worries” and I’m just going to use that going forward

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

My teenager is interviewing at Wendy’s and I’m just like tell them your Dad used to eat there a lot.

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 14/05/2026

"you have the clutter of a much larger house", my guests all seem to notice, but do not say, bc they are polite

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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

You’ll survive but you’ll be funnier in ways that worries people

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Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Thanks for the dinner party invite. How much anesthesia should I bring?

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Lord Rat Squirt @lordratsquirt.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Procrastination is a dish best served some other time.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I've been hungry like the middle wolf that nobody cares about ever since the Duran Duran sorting hat put me in Nick Rhodes

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Life is one long moment of letting it sink in

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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

The Dark Ages but with the Expanded Sports Package

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 01/05/2026

the embarrassing thing about buying plants for your house is admitting you care about things

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Most of the time the antidote is to simply stop taking the poison

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Stabbatha Christy @lovenlunchmeat.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Prepping for my colonscopy by drinking bone broth, and this is the closest I've ever felt to Gwyneth Paltrow. 🥰

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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

My stomach hurts. I wonder which one of my 70 unhealthy habits is causing it this time.

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

beautiful morning to dig up soil ✨🌸

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👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

me after unhinging my jaw and swallowing an entire rotisserie chicken: girl dinner

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justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Please don’t call me when I’m outside smiling at dogs.

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justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

I’m like a rose in that I would like you to toss me in an open grave.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Peeps are not to be consumed, they are to be studied.

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Stabbatha Christy @lovenlunchmeat.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

You always know a celebrity has hit hard times, because that's when they really buckle down the finances, and stop buying private islands.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

You know the economy is getting bad when middle aged white men on traveling salesman salaries can only afford the one family

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Sometimes selective amnesia is a sword and sometimes it’s a shield. And sometimes it’s another thingy, I can’t recall what.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

I promised my truck that when it’s time, I’m gonna put it in neutral and let it roll off a ledge into an old quarry

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

I carry around a lot of nevers.

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Can any reply people out there tell me what a rhetorical joke is?

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Rick Aaron @rickaaron.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Not to brag but I can now carry $250 worth of groceries into the house with one hand.

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C 🇨🇦 @coffeeinhand.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

My mind never goes blank, it just wanders off like a vagrant

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

I parallel parked so bad that I had to leave and find a new space.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

I wish people could live in peace, not just rest in peace.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

I'd like to be alone now please sign out.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

nice try your honor, but I too brought a gavel

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Not heartbroken, not moving on, but an insufferable third thing

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 26/12/2025

I grew up in the 80s so I think I know a thing or two about saying no to drugs

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

i apologize for what i said before i had my first cup of gravy

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Like the huckleberry, I can tolerate shade but fruit better in dappled light

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

the person who named the Woolly Mammoth should’ve been able to name more things

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

The older I get, the more I sympathize with the Grinch hating all the noise, noise, noise, NOISE

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Knowledge is power but the dumbest guy you know is probably doing amazing.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Bugs Bunny taught me my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight; I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

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Robert Knop @fatherwithtwins.bsky.social · 02/08/2023

My parents are “oh yeah, I forgot to tell you I had surgery yesterday” years old

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niteynite @niteynite.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

We are on year 8 with some of these gift bags and I think that's beautiful

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 13/08/2023

When people say to me “I’ve had enough of your nonsense” I give them a little more of my nonsense, in case they were just being polite.

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