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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 2h

You had me at unexplained cold spot.

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 4h

If you see me climbing out of a grave don’t be alarmed. Be impressed. I’m 52.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 5h

i think Picasso ate paint chips

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 8h

Hello Kitty’s goth sister, Farewell Feline

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 12h

I'd likely fail a sobriety test, but I'd pass a personality test with lying colors.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 14h

yes, i get that you're goth. stop hissing at me

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

How large would a dildo have to be before the government classified it as a weapon? Please answer ASAP, this TSA line is moving quickly.

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 10h

I think I may need professional help... A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

🎶 i get back up 🎶 but i lay down again 🎶 you’re never gonna keep me up

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 10h

Axl Rose: You’re one in a million. Her: So there are about 8,000 of me.

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 11/07/2023

me: I just dropped some acid her: YOU DID WHAT me: don’t go in the garage her: oh haha me: it’s full of neon baby pandas, and they only speak German

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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 18h

We’ve already bought and eaten the first bag of Halloween candy which means our family is protected until next year

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

They should invent a social media that doesn't eat your soul.

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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Stop thinking that you’re ugly You are, but stop thinking about it

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BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Human innovation peaked with hot soup in a thermos. All this extra stuff is unnecessary.

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Ruth Burger @ammtuesday.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I understand Bluesky is a fantastic side hustle. May I ask what day they send out the checks?

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

('AI agent went rogue' is my excuse for everything now)

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Abandoning my hobbies because they don't seem like the sort of thing that I would do

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Stephen King's President Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Booking a room in a haunted house for the month, call it a ScareBnB

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

I used all my brain power trying to remember how many beers I've had.

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Them: I don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation. Me: [standing on the ceiling] Why do you say that?

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

It would have been so cool back in the day if a band called Cardiac Surgeon opened for Heart.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Texas chain saw massacre is full of plot holes... what happens to the victims when they die? is there an afterlife?

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Librarian: can i check you out? Me: sure *spins around* Librarian: i meant your book Me: oh yea, that makes way more sense

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

“All good things must come to an end.” ~Netflix executives

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

”Many are called, but few are chosen.” —telemarketers

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

GOLDFISH 1: *eats gravel* GOLDFISH 2: is that food GOLDFISH 1: *spits out gravel* no GOLDFISH 2: *eats gravel* GOLDFISH 1: is that food GOLDFISH 2: *spits out gravel* no

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I wish I'd leave myself alone sometimes.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

dances with the devil just to see if i still got it

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Generational trauma? Don’t you threaten me with a good time

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

AI is something else, ain’t it. Superintelligence, I believe.

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

That guy doesn’t look like a licensed chiropractor.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 15/10/2026

Donald Trump is amazing. My grocery cart used to hold $100 worth of food, and now it holds $250 worth of food. I don't know how he does it, but the man is a genius.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

this dog will sell no wine before its time

thomasunfiltered1 on ig DOB: June 24,2021
* Professional human critic. Full-time
Debraaaa survivor. Love nuggies, naps — brussels griffon pup light brown with black snoot on a leather chair

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Looks like he could also take my call-in request and make her fall for me.

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I admire America's commitment to mental health. We've created an economy that makes therapy necessary and then made therapy another appointment to worry about.

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

The American Dream is now eight uninterrupted minutes during which nobody needs anything from you.

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 15/10/2026

My biggest fear is that I'll have the exact same typo in both new password fields. My second biggest fear is ghosts but I can handle them as long as I remember my password.

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I pop up and say, “How about instead, he shoots at his feet, points at his tractor and says, “Go ahead. Make my hay.” You: SECURITY

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Terminator 2 is a great movie but I think it would've been even better if when Arnold shot the terminator in the face he then said 'Grow a head, make my day' James Cameron: SECURITY!!

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 15/10/2026