BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 2hLittle dude turns 13 today! No more little kids, just a teen and and a mini-adult. Mind boggling really. 1120
Reposted by BippityBoppityBoo!TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 19hwe need more folk named Cornelius 4214
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 21hMicrosoft Bropilot: when you need your documentation written like a 17 year old boy with that weird broccoli haircut. 083
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 23hBetween the synthetic fabric company polo and the rental toyota corolla, I'll be the talk of the town next week. 🤣🤣🤣 062
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Too new to petition for an office shower. I cant comprehend how people live without a quick noontime rinse. 040
Reposted by BippityBoppityBoo!headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh no I can’t grant you wishes, these are just my Hammer pants 521674
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Its hard being a cutie patootie when your poop schedule is all thrown off. 1114
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026First day went swimmingly. I think I'll like it despite the hybrid thing being a blatant falsehood. 150
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Turkey bean soup on the crock. Aside from a couple errands I'm nestling deep into cozy territory later. Over the Garden wall rewatch and a pile of blankets. 072
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Last 24 hours of my (almost) 3 month break. First-day jitters are minimal. The only part that has me worried is that this little lady won't understand why I'm away from home all day. 1161
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Might mess around and go sell ice cream with the Terezi brothers. 021
Reposted by BippityBoppityBoo!TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Blog is short for buttlog, which is a poop. 53510
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Antique stores are just interactive museums, i won't be taking arguments on this. Also, my 'I used to play with that as a kid' ratio is higher than I'm comfortable with. 193
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Big decisions, difficult decisions even! 250
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Not now baby, the dolphin documentary is on. 062
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Penetrating furniture is an Usha violation. 2228
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 24/09/2026They should make teenagers that actually wake up on time in the morning. 5173
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I've been trying to do better with tracking my wish/watch list for movies on IMDB. Is there a strong argument for going with RT or Letterboxed instead? 121
Reposted by BippityBoppityBoo!Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My great grandfather on my mom's side invented holding your sweater sleeve so it doesn't bunch up when you put on a jacket 37316
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Who wants to take over wasteland outposts with me? 141
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I've had bic lighters last longer than my last 2 clothes dryers. Raining/pouring or whatever. 🙄 150
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Someone enjoyed the warmth of the kiln and free baby mice in the garage. Its always a good day when you meet new little dudes before breakfast. 2102
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Yo gabba gabbapentin. This has probably been said already. 080
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I miss when my kids wanted to watch Mighty Machines on repeat. I might poop it on as background while I tidy the house. 020
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Not tryin' to brag but I found so many cool bugs in the woods this morning. 081
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026A mysterious green orb breakfast burrito would hit the spot right now. 150
Reposted by BippityBoppityBoo!BethRHylton @bethrhylton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If somebody wants to buy me a brand new non oil furnace, please feel free. Otherwise, myself and a lot of others have no choice this winter. 031
Reposted by BippityBoppityBoo!𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 18/09/2026she whispers to the stars with the warmth of 10,000 cheesy biscuits 0197
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Thickmanjuiceposting. Well, I've gone and grossed myself out on that one. 073
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Willy Nelson braids but its my ear hair. 195
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I should go outside and smoke grass. 1174
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I would absolutely spend a genie wish to still have every band t-shirt I've ever owned. 1166
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Starting this. Ive started Jerusalem three times but the print is too small in my copy. One day when my prescription is better I'll circle back. 031
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Windows and doors opened, bathing in petrichor. 083
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Not my joke but I just read "I'm boycotting Sheeran by wearing noise canceling earplugs to the grocery store". Thats a deep burn, I'm impressed. 0224
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Accidentally disturbed a mouse and her babies in the garage. I feel bad. They can't stay there but I did my best to reunite them in a safe spot in the woods. In nature's hands now, I did what I could. 170
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Unsure of what prompted it but I had Wesley Willis' Rock & Roll McDonalds stuck in my head so bad yesterday. Here's to brighter horizons. 241
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Bsky isnt dying, we all just post to drafts now. 2101
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I wonder if could be trained to root for truffles? 23316
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I have the immaculate yard of a bored retired person. Firewood is split and ready for winter. Garden is being cleared as each plant finishes its cycle. Its amazing what one can accomplish when they dont spend 40 hours in pointless meetings. Any rich people need an estate caretaker? 0150
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Ms Clara had a good vet visit today. She loves her Dr. 2112
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Busy morning, time for a session with Fat Penatar. 050
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 09/09/2026holy toledo, I didn't know such a goofy thing existed.imdb.com 250
Reposted by BippityBoppityBoo!Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I’ve had my blinker on for the last 30 yrs 1819262
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Starting my Sisyphus routine of applying to an endless reel of possibly-not-real jobs. Checking email like I've got a package due for delivery. 171
BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"Im a person before anything else" Edward Gorey 150
