Reposted by Mary HeavensDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 13hThings women won’t do if they found a man unconscious in need of medical assistance 1. Rape him 315040
Mary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 9hI just adore how, in 2026, we’re slowly realising that women and girls have human rights. Seriously, well done us. 👏 010
Reposted by Mary HeavensCiara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Happy Michaelmas! In some parts of Ireland on this day, rent could be paid in geese. If you’re due to pay rent this month, please consider setting a very irritated goose on your landlord in lieu of payment, in the name of upholding important Irish traditions. 12454140
Mary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 21hSo glad we don’t don’t have frat boy culture over here. Ours is much more civilised, we just go around fucking pigs and burning £50s in front of homeless people. 120
Mary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 21hAnyone interested in the discourse around the Cornell 57 that hasn’t seen Emerald Fennell’s Promising Young Woman – I strongly suggest you do. 👀 000
Mary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 21hRemember when Tori Spelling, at the height of her fame, bought a house and immediately ripped out the kitchen because it just wasn’t needed. The dream! 010
Mary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 22hMy witches, this is IT!! (Sorry it’s a FB link 👵🏼) www.facebook.com/share/v/1DXG...facebook.com 000
Reposted by Mary HeavensMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 30/09/2026Trump White House misspells “United” on the official “super intelligence” document with AI executives. Instead of “President of the United States,” it reads: “President of the Unites States.” Nothing says “super intelligence” quite like misspelling the name of the country. 61580272340
Mary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 23hThey never say “protect women and girls”, do they. It’s always “protect our women and girls”. Ownership. Property. 140
Mary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 23hIf you squint really tight, you can see Jaws coming out of the water. 010
Reposted by Mary HeavensHannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward 10130683621
Mary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Some absolute cockwomble (possibly a parent) pointed out to the teen’s music teacher that it goes against GDPR to share children’s names on a timetable to other parents. Not photos, just NAMES. And now he’s had to take down all timetables and we have to sign permission forms. FFS 130
Mary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Talk to your fucking boys.” Men, if you watch one thing today… 🙏🏼 #cornell7 www.instagram.com/reel/DJ_ZnEE... 011
Reposted by Mary HeavensMary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Pull the cord out of his ass and he goes, “Ladies and gentlemen, Foo FIGHTERS” 151
Mary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What happened at Cornell is a direct consequence of electing a rapist to the highest office. “Grab ‘em by the pussy” “Free pussy available” Tell me again how feminism has gone too far. 151
Mary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Pull the cord out of his ass and he goes, “Ladies and gentlemen, Foo FIGHTERS” 151
Mary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026As a badge-wearing feminist and lifelong member of the Shit Dads Club, I have a special disdain for grown-ass women who are defined by their successful daddies. It’s fucking weird, no? 010
Reposted by Mary HeavensNadine Batchelor-Hunt @nadinebh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Neurodivergent people seeing endless opinion columns about them written by people who are neither experts nor neurodivergent themselves 0489
Mary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You’d think Covid would have put an end to men gobbing on the street, but no. 230
Mary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026That slashed dinghy’s not the only one going down 020
Reposted by Mary HeavensMark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Syphilis It all started with a little kiss Now it hurts when I take a piss Oh I believe, in syphilis 3154
Mary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Plane film recs to download pls? Four hour flight tomorrow and I am not looking forward to it. I have pretty much all the channels because I am a slut. 220
Mary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A very lost and terrified year 7 walked into the hall and got yelled at to SIT DOWN! He had to sit through the whole of our yr 10 assembly, missing whatever class he was trying to get to. Poor baby. 070
Mary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026No, *you’ve* left for the school run without a bra on 130
Mary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Him: I’ve got to do a video for the electrician Me: What KIND of video? 110
Reposted by Mary HeavensActual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Ernest Fucking New Jersey, County Naturalization Records, 1749-1986 67913
Mary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If I were this rich, I would fucking revel in not having to do any maths for the rest of my life, not nit-picking about small change. But then if I were this rich, I would be a cunt. So horses for courses… 040
Mary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This Tuam stuff is so close to home I just can’t. And the algorithm is brutal. 000
Mary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My biggest flex is making my daughter late for school because we’re sending each other stupid reels. 030
Reposted by Mary HeavensHarry McNally @harrymcnally.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Fuck off you fat orange cunt 416023
Mary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Thinking of setting up a new channel called ND News, which has a 3-4 day lag time to account for processing delay. 010
Mary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Imagine the blind privilege of being apolitical though. 020
Mary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Great look quoting David Walliams right now, you absolute rake stepper. 041
Reposted by Mary HeavensKneecap @kneecapceol.bsky.social · 20/09/2026GRMA to The Telegraph for this weekends PR campaign. 🔥💚🤍🧡 1037673
Mary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026There were some proper funnies on #SNLUK last night but I actually snortlaughed at this one. “Sheeran, seen here looking at both sides of the issue…” 041
Mary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just watched Ed Sheeran’s not-at-all-scripted-by-a-crisis-PR apologystatic.klipy.comAlan Partridge Shrugs in RestaurantALT: Alan Partridge Shrugs in Restaurant 030
Mary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Next, Dawn French presents Top Gear; Michael Portillo hosts Bake Off. It’s that fucking WEIRD. #joshwiddecombe #strictly 221
Mary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I Tesco Whooshed a tiramisu and they cancelled my orderstatic.klipy.comTobey Maguire Spider-Man Crying with Phone MemeALT: Tobey Maguire Spider-Man Crying with Phone Meme 070
Reposted by Mary HeavensTfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Matt has copped a 3 day suspension for some bullshit, I have this message to share with you all 7392
Mary Heavens @daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026…do we need another Sense and Sensibility filmstatic.klipy.comBut Why? Man in Surgical GownALT: But Why? Man in Surgical Gown 000
