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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 4h

Boss asked me to schedule a meeting for an hour that ended after 45 minutes. That’s a 15 minute nap for me.

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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 3h

ben affleck is playing with the lint from his belly button and the internet is impressed.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 3h

Got advanced notice about the specialty at the Jeffrey Dahmer restaurant. Thanks for the head sup.

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Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 2h

Daphne! 🤎🖤😍 I love her sooooooo hard.

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 3h

Timeline cleanse 🤍🧡🖤🤍 Floof!

Daphne, the mostly white, long-haired calico, curled up on a gray couch looking upside-down with greenish-yellow eyes at the camera, with one paw extended.

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Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 2h

Oh, but the super groovy paneling! 🤎

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Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 3h

Halloween for Gen X kids: plastic masks, pillowcases, no adult supervision, and a haunted house in somebody's garage where the dad in the lawn chair got you every single year. Exhibit A is attached. One of us was thrilled. One of us had concerns. bitedraft.com/blog/gen-x-h...

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Gen X Halloween: What It Was Like in the '70s and '80s

Plastic masks, pillowcases, razor blade warnings, and the haunted house in somebody's garage. What Halloween was really like for Gen X kids.

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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 18h

Letting your ghosts haunt other people is bad manners.

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Imagine there’s no heaven, It's easy if you look around

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Tommy Williams @tommywilliams1965.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Terrifying if literal: Living room furniture

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 21h

I didn't chose the nuggies life, the tendies life chose me.

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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 21h

Rocking the cash bar

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 20h

It’s always that one in the stink that gets you.

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Mmmeghan in the Attic @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 20h

(On a gravestone in fancy script) Tragically killed by her underwire, but her breasts always looked fantastic.

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Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 20h

Okay, okay, eat the damn pudding. But just so you know, someone spiked it with cilantro!

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Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 20h

Hey, perhaps you didn't mean to put a link to my profile in your profile? (If you did, that's fine.) If you want to make your feed to post in your profile, I've posted instructions on how to do it without showing things your own replies and reposts: kataldersonshit.wordpress.com/build-your-b...

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Build Your Bsky Feed

Go to your Bluesky account. Settings > Privacy and Security > App Passwords > Add Password IMPORTANT: Screenshot, print, or write down the randomly generated password, as you’ll never be a…

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Tommy Williams @tommywilliams1965.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

*puts "disgraced Blue sky poster" on resume*

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have to tell you all, I started the week with a bottle of patience, but the bottle is almost empty now.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Maybe I've been hard on life

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Don’t make me clutch my pearls, motherfucker.

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Tommy Williams @tommywilliams1965.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

gurl are you wearing anything under your sheet because you are putting the ho in ghost

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Tim Coronel @timcoronel.bsky.social · 21h

officially old: I recognise the names of precisely three acts on the Laneway Festival lineup

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Tim Coronel @timcoronel.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

the free Samsung TV we picked up from the side of the road a few weeks back cost $2300 when new. I suspect it was dumped because the remote was broken/lost. Cost of remote? $10.99 delivered tomorrow.

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🌘🎃 Dad Moon Rising 🎃🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

*showing my son how to connect jumper cables to a car battery Me: Now put the black cable on the battery post with a negative sign. Son: Okay, how am I doing? Me: You're grounded

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🌘🎃 Dad Moon Rising 🎃🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

have you tried going out and listening to some good '80s punk rock about it?

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Three X-Men and a Baby

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Nice 😇

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Sequel to Sandra Bullock’s “28 Days” Could be, you don’t know. Great zombie movie by Danny Boyle! #MonsterChillerHorrorTheatre 🎃

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 23h

PSA: I took a fire safety class at work and they told me to NOT use fire to fight fire.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

drowning in a plethora of cheese would fix me

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ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

there’s a huge difference between knowing the line and walking it

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 23h

oh i'll do it don't think i won't do it (release the drafts)

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The darkness under the blankets is much warmer than the darkness out there.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Messed the same reply up a few times and feel it'd probably be best to just go start a new life on the prairie

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I didn't choose the thug life, it chose me. Just kidding, I came in late to career day and it was the only thing left.

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’d slap you silly, but it seems you’re already there.

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I get my cardio in by repeatedly pushing the envelope.

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Stuart Swales (that's enough silliness) @taynappe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I do hope that next weekend comes out of beta testing soon.

Image from Met Office. Sunday is labelled as 'BETA'

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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026

"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"

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Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 21h

Will do. Thanks for your concern. 💙

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Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 21h

Ugh, I'm glad she's on the mend. I had the first five Covid shots. Got Covid four times in that stretch even with masking and SD, so I gave up on them because the shots were painful for days after. I may be some kind of genetic throwback. lol

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Just how big we talking because I’d really like to go home.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It’s called being a dork, maybe you’ve nerd of it.

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