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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

have you tried unplugging it and never plugging it back in again

Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Here is the (what seems to be wholly necessary) reminder to the male contingent of the human race not to touch any part of a female body with a part of your body without absolute consent. It is only a matter of time until we start to take matters into our own hands; retribution is coming.

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"A State which dwarfs its men, in order that they may be more docile instruments in its hands even for beneficial purposes—will find that with small men no great thing can really be accomplished" ~ John Stuart Mill Well, this stood the test of time, didn't it?

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Someone should've put Bo Peep on a ten point performance management plan long ago. Those poor, poor sheep.

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"Look what was sown by the stars At night across the fields I am not defined by scars But by the incredible ability to heal." ~ Lemn Sissay

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

The relationship between me and B&M bargains is nobody else's business

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Woke up this morning to find my tits have dramatically dropped a couple of inches -OVERNIGHT. At this rate, I'll be tripping over my nipples by the weekend.

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

It's funny how Brits living abroad like to be labelled as 'ex-pats' rather than immigrants. Granted, I've only been to a handful of airports, but I don't recall seeing signposts for 'Ex-Pats' in Spanish airports, I did see 'Immigration', though...

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

I'm a big advocate for not getting involved in anything that requires wearing 'outside' clothes.

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Thinking of creating a DM room for all the men talking to themselves in women's DMs so that they're not lonely.

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

I just want someone to love me as much as this fella loves his wife. #BlackMirror

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

I tell my son a story every night at bed time. After six years my imagination is running on empty. I just recounted The Count Of Monte Cristo in a five night saga. He loved it, thinks I am a storytelling legend.

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈 The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

I crossed a French cockatiel with a Swiss cuckoo. The offspring is a quelleheuretil.

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

I'm way too mid to be this level of psychotic.

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Dear America, This is a crumpet. Serve toasted, with ridiculous amounts of butter (actual butter, not 'spread') and either jam or cream cheese. Please refrain from calling them 'English muffins', we find this offensive in the extreme.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/03/2025

what’s the matter babe you’ve barely touched your genocidal capitalist imperialism

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 22/03/2025

Of all the things I don't know how to do, shutting the fuck up is number one

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

A society's true character & moral standing are often best reflected in how it cares for and protects its most vulnerable members, including children, the elderly, the disabled, and those facing hardship. How are we doing, United Kingdom? #DisabilityBenefits #PIP #LabourParty

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

People who are struggling with disability, who did not previously have MH problems, will probably now have MH problems due to the unhinged changes to the disability benefits system that this government is trying to force. #DisabilityBenefits #PIP #LabourParty

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

The beach is the only place with salt that lowers your blood pressure

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

none of this is real. we’re all dead, right? we gotta be dead

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Worked from 1996. Got so ill that in '24 I was terminated 'on grounds of ill health'. Complex Crohns disease, severe malnourishment, NG tube fed, constant abdominal pain, unable to walk, space cadet due to medications, double stoma, diabetic... Tell me, who will employ me? #PIP #Disabilitybenefits

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Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Hi, yes, this is my first rodeo. *notepad and pen ready*

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Just a little reminder that the UK DOES in fact enjoy freedom of speech. However, if that speech is intended to incite criminality, then yeah, you will get pulled up on it.

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 27/10/2024

1 like = 1 entry into the book of inconsolable sorrows 1 repost = 1 plague to afflict your children and your children’s children and so on and so forth for one hundred hundred generations

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

My way of showing love is by acts of service, like cooking, buying him something thoughtful, doing laundry, etc. This is where I've been going wrong all of my life. I'm NOT washing any more dirty underpants. Acts of service are now over. The laundry is shut.

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a woman wearing overalls and a bandana is holding a piece of cloth .

ALT: a woman wearing overalls and a bandana is holding a piece of cloth .

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Seems the US has taken umbrage with Robbie Williams; they have it in their head he's a nobody. Now I'm not a massive fan of Robbie, but his meteoric rise in Take That, dramatic fall from grace after leaving, then the astonishing turnaround thereafter CANNOT be underestimated!

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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie 1. Snow 2. Red rum 3. Hyperactive kids 4. Big snuggly jumpers 5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Some of you need to hear this; YOU DON'T MISS YOUR EX, YOU'RE JUST HORNY. HAVE A WORD WITH YOURSELF, AND A WANK. You're welcome x

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

I got halfway through The Divine Comedy before I realised it is not, in fact, a holiday blog... In my defence, it was sounding more preferable than the current reality.

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a painting of angels surrounding a light at the end

ALT: a painting of angels surrounding a light at the end

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Is it the apocalypse yet? I've had enough of this shit now.

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Every conversation that my Dad starts with me feels like it could end with finding out about a half sibling.

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 26/11/2024

are you cooking your turkey missionary or face down ass up style this year

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

me, as a couples therapist: have you considered just getting divorced?

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Is Carbonara the Italian version of Beans on Toast ?

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

once you pass a certain threshold on social media others start to view you as an account and not a person but joke’s on them i am a secret third thing (sentient smart fridge)

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

here's my 128-page dissertation on how eating bread until there's no more room to breathe can temporarily cure grief

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Beautiful intelligent women walk around with imposter syndrome and a shirtless old fucknut will send you a DM asking for a picture because he has all the confidence in the world

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Some days I'm very careful who I follow and other days I'm like well you reposted a guy named Fart's pic of a one-eyed pug, and that's good enough for me

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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

left boob gives advice, right boob gives emotional support

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Teach a man to fish, feed him for a day Teach a velociraptor karate, make the best Jurassic Park movie ever

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Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

A lot less stuff is epic than I was led to believe

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