Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this 491777432
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialSpokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026Send Stephen Miller to The Hague. 21275822504
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 63107262532
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialdan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 63112852556
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 161191483869
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialCraig Harrington @craigipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Oh my gosh, the best political video on YouTube just got updated after a decade and a half and it's still just perfect! It visualizes something that I've talked about a lot since the first video came out: The real problem is the billionaire class. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gxl...youtube.comWealth Inequality in America (Updated 2026)YouTube video by politizane 5283117
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialbrent @murrman5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026[responding to trash talk during pick up basketball game] my wife has a bad back so I doubt that happened 5627103
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialCrowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026and another thing. i'm not siding with the oppressor by remaining neutral in matters of oppression. don't put in the paper that i'm siding with the oppressor by remaining neutral in matters of oppression 013334
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 15/06/2023HER: Did you eat my Milk Duds? ME: *silently chews for 7 minutes, finally swallows* first of all, i don't appreciate your accusations 81162253
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I respect my haters and share their concerns 101317291
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/01/2025ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do 270232883308
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialTommy Tomlinson @tommytomlinson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026So here's a quote from @pablo.show that applies to not only his Clippers investigation but the best of what journalism can be: www.nytimes.com/athletic/756... 203668884
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialMike Konczal @mtkonczal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026BLS this morning, with revised 2Q data: "The labor share, which is the percentage of output that accrues to workers in the form of compensation, was 52.8 percent in the second quarter of 2026, the lowest level in the series, which begins in the first quarter of 1947." 571967815
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialm@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 14/08/2026my neighbor states that he is not a genie yet every time i rub his house he comes outside 131999298
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialBrent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026This iconic Fabian Todorovic cartoon is still one of the best I’ve seen at illustrating the remarkable amount of space we surrender to cars, leaving little space left for everyone and everything else. The text added later makes the bonus point that many drivers still manage to complain about it. 3865336
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 15/08/2026still think daily about the time I was at Arby's and the person in front of me asked what the "healthy option" was, and the cashier responded "leaving" 136261958
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/08/2026responding to a diss track with a song called Genuinely Thought We Were On Good Terms 124664999
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialJared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 07/07/2026it's not actually an honor to end up on the cover of Viziers Monthly. it shows your machinations aren't subtle enough 293441563
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialJen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 17/08/2026“A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it would replace, according to a new preprint study led by researchers at the Yale School of Public Health.” ysph.yale.edu/news-article...ysph.yale.eduUniversal Health Coverage Could Save $1 Trillion and 114,000 Lives Every Year, Yale Study ProjectsA single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it 595165437122
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/08/2026 41003186
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/08/2026in most cases i'd say it comes off as a little overeager to put your album's lyrics on the album cover, but i think you can make an exception if the lyrics are really, really good 1257126
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialRamin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like: 93142903816
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialGoldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 05/08/2026They stole ALL the Flock cameras in Winona. 2645062953
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 31/07/2026Iran War Enters 6th Justification 403413462
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialDr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 30/07/2026It’s really starting to grind me down 4102613051
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 06/02/2024She: But WHY are you breaking up with me? Please tell me honestly He (sigh): Ok it’s… your “signature sex move” She: Judgmental Corpse? 291718300
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 23/07/2026 133640
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 08/05/2026you mess with the bull you get the horns. you mess with the goat you get the woodwinds. the horse has the string section and the rabbit is on percussion 241907656
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialGingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians* 316254956965
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Dang they really got a category for everything 203285735476
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialRyan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 27/08/2025CDC is no longer surveilling outbreaks caused by campylobacter, cyclospora, listeria, shigella, vibrio and Yersinia. What could go wrong? 17131761304
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialMicah @rincewind.run · 14/07/2026this is the closest ICE has ever come to saying "yeah we just murdered a guy" 283151690
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I think the problem with the Rock is that the Rock still thinks he’s really cool while John Cena realized that he’s a ridiculous human being and did interesting things with that and Batista realized he was a ridiculous human being and decided to become Daniel Day Louis 14698161437
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialNitish Pahwa @nitishpahwa.com · 12/07/2026harpers.org/archive/2018... 332965950
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026 3198291397
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 11/07/2026Thank you as always to Soccer Computer for making the cool thing not happen retroactively 3783103
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialAdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo 182134554701
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti) 132043395
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialJon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 04/07/2026These fireworks are not celebratory. I’m shooting them at God 217039
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialIGN @ign.com · 02/07/2026Minions director Pierre Coffin has confirmed in an interview that no minions have worked with Hitler because they were frozen "in that cave." 931855417
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Stock trades by President. The blatant corruption is just staggering 504153606867
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialBrosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I’m not upset, I’m just taking a little break on the floor 319571
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 01/07/2026See you next Pride! 640828
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 30/06/2026hang on let me get my magnifying glass, deerstalker hat and smoking pipe 663962
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialTheo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 25/06/2026Cinemas are a ripoff 79565691026
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.sociallittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11/07/2023My most delusional belief is that I think I could probably beat ponce de Leon in a one on one no holds barred explore off 0375
Reposted by @eagleray6.bsky.socialJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber 240156882870
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