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Erin Grievances @erinbartram.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

it would change nothing but it would still be stunning and important to see someone brave enough to withhold communion to certain justices over this

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

HARRY NILSSON: *immediately after recording "Coconut"* okay great job everyone. now lets record that exact same song again but this time Evil *begins recording "Jump Into the Fire"*

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

ROY ORBISON: *age 20, after performing for Sam Philips* what do you think, sir? SAM PHILIPS: son, when I hear your voice I think - is that a ghost? am I dead? is this hell? we're gonna make you a star

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

MY BRAIN: hey here's that time you were thoughtlessly rude to a friend. remember that embarrassing gift you gave to your first girlfriend. once you ran into someone ME: please..I am begging you. Can we remember some fucking French. why did I come into this room MY BRAIN: nope. once when you were 4

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

TINY TOON ADVENTURES THEME SONG: We're tiny, we're toony / we're all a little loony / and in this cartoony / we're invading your TV ALEX JONES: WAAAAAAUGH!!!! EAUGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! AAAAAUUUUUUUGHHH

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

BANE: no, they are expecting one of us to be amongst the wreckage, brother ME: *immediately* oh good call. that's a good call. who do you think it should be, huh? Like, Ted? Yeah I think we could probably lose Ted. Whats your take on it

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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

just searched all of my old posts for the word "wife" - try it, why don't you, and see what kind of wife thoughts you've been having!!!

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 08/01/2024

I'm a COOK I'm a THIEF I'm his WIFE I'm her LOVER I'm a SINNER I'm a SAINT PROFITEROLES are GREAT

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

"how am i going to explain gay people to my kids" my man I was on a hike with my family and my wife mentioned "grizzly man," I had to explain grizzly man to my kids. you need to get onto my fucking level. we must have talked about grizzly man for forty five minutes and i felt every one

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 05/07/2024

according to my wife Charles II had a mistress who he called by the pet name Fubbs, which meant chubby because she was, and he named a royal yacht HMS Fubbs, which is basically like naming a ship the SS My Girlfriend's Huge Ass

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

THOUGHTFUL RODNEY DANGERFIELD: my wife dont get no respect

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

it would be so funny if there was a sequel to the fabelmans where he was making animaniacs

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

in "the gambler" by Kenny Rogers when he says "you got to know when to hold em / know when to fold em / know when to walk away / know when to run" he was talking about doing funny little bits on podcasts

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

obviously statler and waldorf explored each other's bodies. but did they roast one another the entire time

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

KEEP HONKING but consider this... what if I am asleep, and you are part of my dream? If you wake me with your honks, what then would become of you? - Philip K. Dick, "Brain Days at the Honkatorium"

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"the norman conquest" would be a great title for a romance novel where a woman has sex with a guy named Norman

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Dawn @502eire.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

hey Louisville, St John Center is hiring for a Marketing Coordinator which is primarily a social media and content creation role. I would dearly love for somebody great to get this job!

stjohncenter.org

Employment Opportunities | St. John Center

See the latest employment opportunities at St. John Center.

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

my swimsuit don't fit / and baby that's a fact / when my swimsuit don't fit / it makes me yell ACK / put your makeup on / fix your hair up pretty / visually unclear if my dogs a kitty

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

THURL RAVENSCROFT: hoobaSTINK!!! hoobaSTANK!! hoobaSTUNK!!

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

TOOTSIE ROLL POP COMPANY CEO: *in 1969* great job on the ad, no notes at all. Love the owl. good stuff TOOTSIE ROLL POP COMPANY MARKERING EXECUTIVE: great, we'll get it on air. And how long do you think we should run it? TOOTSIE ROLL POP COMPANY CEO: hmmm i dont know. like. forty years?

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Paul Starr @pa.ulst.ar · 05/09/2026

A flyover of the Gaussian splat I made of the drip castle I made today

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

when you snatch a morsel or sweetmeat you say "ill be havin that" in an "orc" voice, when I snatch a morsel or sweetmeat i say "ahhh dont mind if I DOO" in a snooty maitre d' voice. we are NOT the SAME

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sheer spite press @sheerspite.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

in one week, on september 10, these will be out on shelves, but for now they are slumbering in boxes and warehouses. wouldn't you agree it's the perfect time to preorder your copy so you can stop by your favourite independent bookstore and pick it up as soon as it drops? bookshop.org/p/books/the-...

A stack of copies of "The Politics of Lonely: Why Is Friendship So Hard?", by Lee Arden. The cover has a riso-style illustration of a french press, coffee cups, and a mug filled with paintbrushes.

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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

i thought they foreshadowed this really well in the first movie

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

PAUL ATREIDES: i want a cigarette. damn i could use a cigarette. a cigarette would fix me. I just need to smoke one cigarette. i could smoke one cigarette and throw the rest of the pack away. i'll bet i could buy one cigarette off of someone and smoke it.

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sheer spite press @sheerspite.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

bonkers to be selected as one of CBC Books' most anticipated books! there are some very heavy hitters on this list!!!! www.cbc.ca/books/cbc-bo...

The Politics of Lonely: Why is Friendship So Hard? by Lee Arden

Why is making and keeping friends as an adult so hard? In The Politics of Lonely, author Lee Arden looks at what they call an unraveling social fabric and reflects on the path to a less lonely world.

The Politics of Lonely is out in September.

Arden is a trans author originally from Algonquin land in the Ottawa Valley and now based in Montreal. They are the founder of small press and zine distributor Sheer Spite Press.

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

*extremely the beatles voice* i didnt eat lunch today / oh boyyy

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I love fantasy novels where the protagonist is solving a mystery but it IS kind of funny that the author can just have them figure everything out due to fantasy world bullshit and it still works on me every time

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Saw the cloud that looks like a skeleton jacking off again

Cloud in a dusk sky that resembles a skeleton honking off

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sheer spite press @sheerspite.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

new zine: MY SECRET FRIENDSHIP DOSSIER! A cute workbook filled with vintage clipart to help you keep track of the birthdays, dietary needs, and other key info on 12 of your friends! Learn more about each other, and how to love each other more and better.

"my secret friendship dossier", a zine printed in black on hot pink paper. it is designed to look like a composition notebook covered in stickers. the background shows an example of one of the interior page designs, with writing prompts about sun sign, dietary restrictions, favourite foods, gift or friend date ideas, love language, and other notes

photo of the "my secret friendship dossier" zine held open to an interior spread, showing the question pages interspersed with silly vintage clipart. the interior pages are printed on yellow paper.

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

CHEKHOV'S GOT A GUN CHEKHOV'S GOT A GUN WHAT WILL THE CLIMAX BEEEEE WHEN WE HIT ACT THREEEEEEE

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: *totally calm after throwing a hit man over a railing into a mall atrium, where he smashes through a table where people are playing d&d, causing them to scatter in fear* encountah table

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

a good name for a drag king is Ron Konkama

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

jrpgs are named after their inventor jake rpgs

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I don't think I've ever had a pinned post explaining what the deal here is, so - I sell inexplicable bumper stickers at reasonable prices. mplwdnoveltycistern.etsy.com

Photograph of a black bumper sticker with a woodblock-print image of a goose's head on it. Large text reads

KEEP HONKING!
I ALSO am a GOOSE who is
PRETENDING to be HUMAN.
fear not COMRADE our DAY will COME.

Preview image of a red bumper sticker . The bumper sticker reads

KEEP HONKING!
I HAVE FOUND MYSELF
BEHIND THE WHEEL OF
A LARGE AUTOMOBILE

There are two figures facing away from each other, wearing suits, in an exaggerated "dance" pose. Small versions of the same figures form a border around the sticker. Speech bubbles from three of them say "Well... how did I get here?," "How do I work this?," "Where is that large automobile?"

Black bumper sticker with white text reading
KEEP HONKING I'M LISTENING TO PHILIP GLESS KEEP HONKING I'M LISTENING TO PHILIP GLASS PHILIP I'M LISTENING TO TO KEEP LISTENING HONKING HONKING PHILIP GLASS PHILIP GLASS PHILIP GLASS LISTENING KEEP HONKING

Photograph of a blue sticker with a stylized image of a wizard peering into an orb on it. The white text reads

SILENCE THY HORN, KNAVE!
for even now I ponder ALL THAT IS,
ALL THAT WAS, and
ALL THAT IS YET TO BE!

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 24/06/2024

ME: -might think they were a comedy band. But "What Deener Was Talking About" is a touching exploration of depression. "Spirit of Sev- PINHEAD: actually, your excruciation has ended. i release you. we're leaving. ME: you said the torment was eternal PINHEAD: yeah, well. it felt like it. to me.

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

WAR PIGS BUT ITS ABOUT MILLENNIAL NOSTALGIA: do you remember drinking SNAPPLEEEEE / listening to fiona APPLLLEEE

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 14/08/2026

Mike Patton - Adult Themes For Voice

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 13/08/2026

that’s pretty kooky crazy why not follow on bandcamp so youre as ready as possible faithvoid.bandcamp.com

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

DANZIG: the omelette of disease awaits your noontime meal OTHER DAD IN LINE AT KINDERGARTEN PICKUP: *looking at phone* sure

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

"look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair" must have hit crazy different when the rest of the statue was there

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 19/07/2024

*industry documentary forty years later* dracula, yeah, real piece of work. a thousand years old and still a fucking prick. im kidding I'm kidding. dracula actually saved my life once, no shit. yeah he said "ahll right boys... he's had enough!!"

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 19/07/2024

*doing standup at a catskills resort that dracula is at* draculas here tonight, folks... hows he been doing, defending the fatherland from the Turks... it's been a rough season for dracula.. Vlad tepes more like vlad tepid... *later draculas goons are kicking the shit out of me* it was a joke! a jo

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

we're BACK, baby!!!! buy today and it ships tomorrow!!!!

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