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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 22s

“You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful. I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything.“

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 3m

Why did they cheer for that horrifically psychotic remark

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 19m

Isn’t the Trump admin rolling back child labor laws? If Vance wants to send his 9 year old son to war, who am I object? I think he’s ready. SHIP HIM OUT!

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 29m

I love when they say things like this. They provide great callback opportunities for the third act. For example, when Markwayne complains about the squalid conditions in his cell at Guantanamo Bay, the guard will say “We’re not providing Holiday Inns” in a satisfying manner as he locks the latch.

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 49m

Is there not one elected @democrats.org who has the balls to tell these motherfuckers what the real punishment for treason is?!

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 1h

🚨Someone please take him up on this

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 2h

Eric Schmitt was questioning Jack Smith the right way. by Ezra Klein

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 2h

Maybe he had penis enlargement surgery and has not yet fully recovered

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 2h

“I just get so angwy with the mean mean pwess weporters! You wouldn’t like me when I’m angwy.”

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 4h

That’s a man who’s desperately trying not to shit his pants and failing

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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 4h

Ya down with DVT? Yeah you know me. Who's down with DVT? Every last Trump artery

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 4h

Hide your kids. Hide your wife.

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Very Little Matters™️ @newsprintmafia.bsky.social · 13h

Can't wait for him to say something like "when you think of super intelligence, think of Trump" and Nvidia stock immediately crashes

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 14h

Lmao brb, taking an all expenses paid trip to the Strait of Hormuz complements of the Iranian government

Clash Report • @clashreport • 6h
IRGC spokesperson invites Americans to visit Iran and "see the reality for themselves," saying Iran will cover their expenses and arrange for them to visit the Strait of Hormuz.

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Lane Stellmaker @hipcrimevocab.net · 14h

This is because Trump can’t say or spell artificial right now

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 14h

Lmao hell yeah, bringing AI into the Trump truth social slop cinematic universe ought to do wonders for its public image

White House Twitter account says: OFFICIAL with a real goofy looking graphic that says “SUPER INTELLIGENCE - SI -“

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Tom Bombadildo @dildo-baggins.bsky.social · 14h

I’ve always loved Rodman’s weird relationship with North Korea. It’s so out there and bizarre. It’s less fun when our president is doing the exact same thing

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 14h

I’m not sure if it would have been any better letting the Winklevii keep it. At least there’s only one of Mark.

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Scotty B @scottyb.bsky.social · 15h

"We believe superintelligence will create [a new round of funding as we move away from the toxic phrase AI]."

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Dave Conrad @dconrad.bsky.social · 15h

serves billions of people, but to whom?

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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 15h

I sign Denny’s menus

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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 16h

I worked for a social work org for many years, so my brain automatically reads SI as suicidal ideation. Definitely a little on the nose.

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 16h

This is the good stuff right here

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Billz3bub @billz3bub.bsky.social · 17h

What is served at a super intelligence luncheon? Vitamin Water and Gingko Biloba?

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 17h

This guy is really fuckin nuts man

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 20h

If you still have an account on X or a burner account, I recommend using it to threaten and harass guys like this

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 20h

its worth asking why posts like this — a purported leftist warning others not to trust elected left-wing politicians — consistently do so well on the site where racist Trump ally Elon Musk controls the algorithm that chooses what posts people see

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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 20h

And he’s free to get his freak on without MAGA scolds shaming him!

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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 20h

If you throw a handful of uncooked rice in front of him, he can’t follow you until he picks up every single last grain. Be safe.

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Your Ad Here [10 chars] @cooluser354.bsky.social · 21h

Thank you Zuck for volunteering to contribute all your assets to the Reconstruction Fund for the Salvation of America

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 21h

It’s so amazing that at no point in the right wing griftosphere pipeline did anyone catch this incredibly humiliating error. These people are old school dumb. Like eating paste at school dumb. Tbh it’s equally humiliating to be on the side that can never seem to get the upper hand on these guys.

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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 21h

All the oligarchs running today's nightmare are also basic bitches, which is even worse. Trump is the least creative and least curious man ever. Musk's running entirely on the wit of a 14 year old. Thiel? Everything's the antichrist!" I know fascism inherently curtails art, but it's all so lame!

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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 21h

It’s difficult to overstate how dangerous such a declaration would be for American democracy. It would mean a president is attempting to sidestep the Constitution, which empowers states to run elections, in order to prevent his party from losing. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

democracydocket.com

Could Trump take over voting by declaring a ‘national emergency’?

Advocates agree such an attempt would be blatantly unconstitutional but still worry that such an emergency order could suppress voting nonetheless.

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 21h

Imagine if you opened your bedroom closet in the middle of the night and this creature was standing there

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 22h

In Mark’s defense, “boot-licking lapdog” is a personality

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Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 22h

Putting the ICE in jaundice, folks, after Bannon put the hep in hepatitis a-f (they discovered new kinds in him).

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 22h

Wow Donald looks fucking disgusting and sickly today. His face isn’t “tanning bed at Mar-a-Lago” orange, it’s “I’m having liver problems” yellow. Hopefully this nauseating rapist pedophile traitor is on the way out.

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 22h

Never forget how Zuckerberg was ostensibly liberal-leaning until Donald wrote in a coffee table book that Mark should be imprisoned for disabling his account after January 6, after which Zuck immediately began rolling over for Trump like a dog at every possible opportunity.

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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 23h

I hope they do all start calling it this. Then AI can go back to meaning how the ghosts in Pac-Man work.

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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 23h

If he was *really* into it he’d change Meta’s name to ‘Super’

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M, the other white meat @lotusprime.bsky.social · 23h

So we’re calling it Superintelligence but we’re still using the initials AI. Got it. No notes. Super clear and not at all confusing.

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 23h

“Mr. President — why did you kill your ex wife Ivana, sir? Did you think that was a ‘super intelligent’ idea? What’s she doing at Bedminster, sir? Why did you do it, Donald?”

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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 23h

He was calling it that at Meta Connect last week, too. It was fucking ridiculous.

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the autumn and the scarlet 🍁 @marcy.beneprism.rip · 23h

Zuckerberg has been trying to rebrand Meta AI as "superintelligence" for a year or so (he used the term 60 times in his recent manifesto). IMO he's behind Trump's recent obsession.

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