Reposted by CrazyAFButCuteTeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026So, babe, is there a Mrs. Roboto? 1176 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCuteJaedith Batler @jesstartas.bsky.social · 09/05/2026* * . * . * . * . * . * . . * * . * okay *. *. . *. . * . * * . *. * . . * . * . . 07216 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCuteForrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Dating in 2026 is like entering a Cap n’ Crunch eating contest. And the Cap n’ Crunch is dry. And you have cotton mouth. 36912 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCute[toxic] kaija osmote @pube.online · 13/02/2026back when my granddaddy picked up the pistol on account of the law, bitch house was just an idea 1294 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCuteslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 10/05/2026prosecutor: you were caught with a bag full of money and a gun me: crazy to be focusing on that when aliens might be real 223028 0
CrazyAFButCute @crazyafbutcute.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Street fighter and Mortal Kombat grew up and made UFC and I think that’s so cool 020 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCuteTheciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 16/09/2025*screams into the pumpkin spiced void* 5287120 0
CrazyAFButCute @crazyafbutcute.bsky.social · 09/09/2025One day at a time we will get to our goals together 180 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCuteOne Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 22/07/2025“still punk as fuck” i whisper, as in my delirium i attempt to vape using a thermometer 08627 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCuteLeen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 07/09/2025I think it’s time for a major class action lawsuit against insurance companies for practicing medicine without a license 59725 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCuteJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Working the ER on Halloween must be wild. Oh no! Paw Patrol is having a breach birth 415351 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCuteThe Card @thecard.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Universe: It’s all just random chaos. Literally nothing matters. Me: Okay, but even ME, though? 0123 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCuteCount Matthewla @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 04/09/2025do you ever think about how cool trees are 115011 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCutechris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Taking the unsettling things you whisper in your sleep and embroidering them on some lovely throw pillows. 1116055 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCuteTarl @tarlbludworth.bsky.social · 29/11/2023You are a work of art. I want to pin you to the wall. 2327 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCuteAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 04/09/2025There’s only one way to make us stop demanding the release of the Epstein files. 294115582121 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCute🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 04/09/2025reading tea leaves be like “yep those are tea leaves” 55623 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCute👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Listen, I’m trying to have love for humanity, you’re making it quite difficult. 14922 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCuteinkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 03/09/2025I am the undispoted kong of typos 1023771 0
CrazyAFButCute @crazyafbutcute.bsky.social · 04/09/2025I love how my media is labeled adult content. They’re right. I am an adult. 1183 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCuteOphelia, again @opheliarevived.myatproto.social · 03/09/2025If you don't sing the guitar solos in Sublime's What I Got, I don't trust you 34611 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCuteBarba Papa 🏳️🌈 The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Mispronouncing his surname makes Stanley very tucci. 05214 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCuteCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Are you ok, they asked. I said yes, because I couldn't say I wanted to set the office on fire. Do you want to set the office on fire, they asked. I said no, because you can't admit to this. But wait, this is ambition too. Sometimes the office needs to burn. Believe in yourself. ~ LinkedIn post 16420 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCuteDad Joke 🏴☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 03/09/2025I’m happy for you. (Said as an insult) 043 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCuteTwitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 02/09/2025She’s a 10 but is really just two 5’s that like to ruin joke formats in a trenchcoat 17031 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCuteDanny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Triglycerides were among the most unhealthy of the dinosaurs. 7435125 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCuteXalqee @xalqee.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Terrifying if real : eye contact 27029 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCuteJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 02/09/2025If I ask you why you're screaming it's a rhetorical question. 113267 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCuteShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 01/08/2024* breathing heavy and trying to keep up with the girl on the treadmill next to me “So...what are you doing...after they...revive me?” 418775 0
CrazyAFButCute @crazyafbutcute.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I bit the inside of my lip while eating dinner I will now be able to repeat this tweet every time I eat for the next two weeks, I’m sure. Great! 6699 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCuteGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/09/2024trying to pay the guy with an "ass gas or grass" bumper sticker with a donkey and getting kicked immediately out of the car 23610 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCuteblondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 06/02/2015Oh you're single?! What a surprise considering you're a terrible person inside and out. 14016 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCute😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 17/11/2024resisting the STRONG urge to become a fucking problem 1813133 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCuteJo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 16/11/2024mugger: How much you got? me: *looks in my purse and sees two Snickers bars* One Snickers bar. 496516663 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCute(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 17/11/2024*gags on toothbrush* i should call him 13012 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCuteBrick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Me: (My cat): hey man someone barfed in your slippers again 28030 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCutenicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 18/11/2024might fuck around and become stronger & more powerful than ever 28022 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCutemike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Me: so you're saying I'm as healthy as a horse Doctor: *loading a gun* in a way... 223052 0
Reposted by CrazyAFButCutesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 17/11/2024lacing up my doc martens so i can run to the store and buy some metamucil 1143093 0
