iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I noticed you only viewed the invite to my goldfish’s celebration of life.

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 20h

Yelling “hop on” anytime I see someone attractive

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Tarl @tarlbludworth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Let's make out and grab ass in the pumpkin patch.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

People will project the wildest intentions on me and I’m just over here thinking about dinosaurs.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Someone called me hostile in my candle making group. That’s why I’m here, bitch

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Kneeling Woman @kneelingwoman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Reverse Swear Jar Idea: I would like to host cocktail parties where my guests contribute their favorite profanities to a Catharsis Canister as a Hostess Gift. Whenever I feel the need to blurt out a particularly creative curse, I can take one from the canister and yell whatever’s on it.

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Tarl @tarlbludworth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

My socks are wet. No one speak to me.

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Tarl @tarlbludworth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

You can be a total badass and still get startled by the toaster sometimes.

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Tarl @tarlbludworth.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Every public building should have a rage room.

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

What if i was a rock, cool and smooth Sat in a river, where nothing else matters, Except the ebb and flow of the tide

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Babe this stool softener tastes like we about to fuuuk (in 12-24 hrs)

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

How long do you think the British Museum will remain in business now that AI took over its job of stealing art I’m worried you guys.

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

The best thing about the internet is how someone five time zones away can watch me crash out

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

The retractable antibacterial hand gel lanyard stays ON during sex

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Reneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I was balls deep in neurosis but then ate a big bowl of raisins and felt better. Is that a thing?

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Tarl @tarlbludworth.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I used to spend my Saturday nights playing metal shows, now I'm in bed by ten.

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Slamber @ambughh.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Making friends in the parking lot by going up to all the bros and saying “Aw such a cute little guy in your big boy truck!”

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Tarl @tarlbludworth.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

She reminds me of the ocean - beautiful, deep, mysterious, dangerous and always wet.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Always remember that every day you are alive is a gift that should be cherished and celebrated. Or not, I don't really care. I barely even know you. What do you even want from me? Fuck off.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

hello, this is your pilot speaking and OMG ALL THOSE PEOPLE DOWN THERE LOOK LIKE ANTS

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

This meeting could have been a joust.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I hate double standards. Man can go topless and no one bats an eye but when I wear a skin suit I made out of a man everyone freaks out.

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Tarl @tarlbludworth.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

My spice cabinet is in complete disarray.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

“You got this, you can do hard things!” I tell myself as I mentally prep to answer an email.

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Tarl @tarlbludworth.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

At bingo throwin' ass every time I win and throwin' hands every time I lose.

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Tarl @tarlbludworth.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Sucking your titties as a friend.

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Tarl @tarlbludworth.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

My twenty year old employee didn't believe me when I said that when I was a kid in the '80s, the teachers had us make ashtrays for our moms for Mother's Day.

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Tarl @tarlbludworth.bsky.social · 06/05/2026