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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️

@dadjoke8467.bsky.social
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INTJ, ADHD, Husband, Dad, Funny in quantity not quality, CIS, Ally🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ He/Him. Lover of Science Nature, Gardening, the Environment, and Star Wars. Southern Lawn Care Expert. Sic Semper Tyrannis.

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Starts killing Jedi…
Order 66 at Whataburger
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why aren’t pants called talls?
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Everybody’s doing it. But I take offense that I’m told I’m from Oklahoma
Color map of the United States showing that I am from the North Texas Oklahoma area
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Graph of nosebleeds per year since 1980 to 2026

One in 1988

Three in 2026
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
We need to start taking this seriously
Picture of a bird. Says “great tirs could soon disappear due to climate change or
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Proof of life.
Handsome man making gains at the gym Handsome man making gains at the gym
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
We got an American Flag Blue swimming pool
A blue blowup swimming pool with green water. No it’s not Green. It’s clear with the blue bottom. And if you see anything different, you’re a communist liberal hippie AOC and Bernie, Sanders loving it in socialist communist transgender Nazi.
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I gained enough XP to advance to level 46
Happy Birthday: Hi energy will help you achieve your goals if you stick to a steady pace and follow through from beginning to end with enthusiasm and a friendly demeanor. It’s the energy you carry that will grant you the go-ahead from those who want to see you succeed.  Buckle up, and get ready for a ride you’ll never forget. Times are changing, and it’s up to you to shift into fast forward. Your numbers are 4, 11, 23, 28, 34, 46, 48.TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Focus on what you are trying to accomplish, not bickering over something you have no control over. Stick to the people you know you can trust and depend on for backup, support, and good advice. An opportunity to make your home more inviting, user-friendly, and peaceful will help you think clearly and avoid outside interference. Romance is favored. 4 stars
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I’m going to take a break for a while. I’m not going to deactivate my account but I am going to step back. I’ll probably delete the app off my phone. I promise everything is alright I just need to focus on myself for a bit. I’m writing this just in case you think I died. I wish everyone happiness.
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The Joke is on you. I’m a fool every day of the year
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Wait. This peno isn’t hallow.
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DJ Uncle Fishbits @unclefishbits.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
This damned post makes me laugh every time I see it.
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🎼VelvetIce the Original🎼 @originalvelvet.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Storm Breaking Over a Cornish Cove #impasto #JustBecause #SynthArt #GenerativeArt #AiArtCommunity
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Mark your calendars
Naked gardening day May 2, 2026
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Waiting for the big beautiful obituary
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Scooby doo lead me to believe more evil land developers would go to prison.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I had to insult his mom
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I haven’t said this in a while. Fuck ICE!
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
What they want you to think a patriot looks like: a picture of a ice Nazi

What a patriot actually looks like: a picture of Afroman in a US flag suit
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I’ve seen plenty of evidence that Donald Trump is a pedophile. I’ve seen no evidence Iran was even close to posing a nuclear threat to the U.S.
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Letting you decide on the tattoo I’ll never get. What should it be?
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Happy Saint Cyril of Jerusalem day! Oh we just celebrating one saint?
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Irish need not apply sign
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Kiss me I’m Scottish/German. ☘️
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I’ve decided I’m becoming a Michael Jackson impersonator.
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I’m going to start a towing business. The company will be called Camel. Camel Tow.
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I almost forgot. Happy pi day!
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I kind of want this shirt
Alpha male tshirt with kittens
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I’ve been left unattended for a few days
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Am I autistic? Stay tuned for the end of this year.
Autistic people aren’t bad at socializing. They’re as at pretending a conversation is meaningful when it isnt.
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
This one got low views so you get to see it.
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
After a falling out with the Spice Girls, pumpkin spice went on to rule October
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Fuck this cold weather. (Pelvic thrusting into the sky)
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Normalize this pants style again
A handsome man wearing Short pants with knee socks
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Your ability to survive bad days is 100%
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Happy international women’s day to all of the international women. Sorry, domestic women you’re on your own.
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
What in the Harry Potter hell did facebook just recommend to me?
Pure blood dating - unvaxxed
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Me just mowing on a light day
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
#trumpwars
it's a map of the gulf of mexico but it's been changed to 'GULF of STOP 
INVADING EVERY
F-CKING COUNTRY.
OH MY GOD, YOU
PSYCHOPATH!'
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Steve Morgan @steveve.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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Traces of Texas @tracesoftexas.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
A sharp-dressed man walks in front of a snowy Alamo, 1951. This photo was taken by noted Fort Worth photographer Byrd Williams III and is courtesy the fabulous The Portal to Texas History. Some pretty cool cars there, too!
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Remember when we spent $4 trillion on Iraq and Afghanistan and we still didn’t change anything in that part of the world and we still don’t have basic 1st world services? Yeah well we are about to do that again.
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I’m starting to think the FIFA peace prize was fake.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 03/03/2026
So, in launching a huge bombing campaign on Iran they apparently didn't plan for: - Who takes over; - Interceptor shortages from sustained drone retaliation; - How to defend US bases in the region; - Threats to ships in the Strait of Hormuz; and - How to evacuate Americans with airspace closed.
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
My day
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Even Matt Walsh isn’t buying it
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
When I have to publicly speak I just think of all of you naked. Good night.
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I found your mom
Picture of a hoe
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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
So there’s been two unbelievably giant military helicopters flying around my area today. I didn’t even know helicopters of this size existed. Why does America feel less safe today than on 27th of February?
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