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i just think it's unfair that some people are biologically better at sports than me and i think they should all be banned from sports until i am the best at sports

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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

such world wide webs we weave

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nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

sharks store love in their teeth this is why they bite

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

come with me if you don’t want to live

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nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

it’s night time, time to make out with ghosts

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nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

for @jonhendren.com this is the beef barbacoa and cochinita pibil i slow cooked on my smoker for 8 hours on the weekend

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nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

there are several frogs disappointed in you

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nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

stuart little women

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

And then I was like, Roald— make the peach GIANT. No one gives a shit about a normal ass peach

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

I bought you a sword please respond.

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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

your secrets are not safe with me. Bitch

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 29/07/2025

a religion where they shoot your body out of a cannon when you die

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nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

i have two modes: baby girl and goblin freak

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Some kind of animal should live in the woods. Seems perfect with all the trees and bracken and stuff. Just a thought

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nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

please enjoy my bachelorette party. it was lord of the rings themed and i made everyone wear pyjamad

nicky standing in front of a lord of the rings banner saying “she got the ring”

a sign saying “no admittance except on party business”

a charcuterie table with leaves and decorations

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nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

using my work break to breed my tamagotchis like a freak

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nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

my fiancé keeps calling our wedding “Smooch Saturday”

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alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 28/07/2025

pete “lgb” buttigieg

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Fats Gordo @fatsgord.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

I absolutely believe in ghosts amd their mission to stop Pac-Man

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nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

“are you still watching” yes netflix shield me from the horrors of reality

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Please don’t provoke our penguins into a fight or flight response. You're only going to get one of those.

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 28/07/2025

people who go to the grocery store for one specific item and leave with only that one specific item are built way different than me

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ദ്ദിʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ @cherishedteddie.fun · 28/07/2025

checks tamagotchi watch: oh look it's time to be morbidly depressed about nothing in particular

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nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

also i am an alcoholic in recovery and it’s actually hilarious how much my tamagotchis have helped

two tamagotchi paradises, one pink and one blue

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nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

no one actually knows what dinosaurs sound like. we just guessed. they could have mooed we don't know

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Stop trying to fucking make me learn who streamers are

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

cat ran headfirst into my foot and then looked at me like I'm the dick

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

gluten free. gluten happy. gluten finally live life with family.

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Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

HOW CAN I BUILD A BEAR I’M NOT GOD

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nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

dried pinto beans in my pocket in case anyone wants to make a deal

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Unclench your jaw. Relax your shoulders. Breathe. Reclench your jaw. Lunge wildly at passing traffic. Take a huge bite out of a wooden coffee table.

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nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

i am but a chimpanzee who has learned too much

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

*builds a bear in my own likeness*

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

My posts may seem a bit psychotic but I'm really a very nice, normal woman, sitting outside your window, eating rocks

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Dustin ⛆✈︎ @chemtrail.club · 28/07/2025

“Wow, Jason, that’s truly heartbreaking. Well listeners, this episode of The Obituary Podcast is brought to you by Squarespace, the all-in-one website platform…”

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Hello sharks, today I am asking for $100 so I can buy 75 Kit Kats

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