Alt: A scene from "The Craft" where Fairuza Balk is standing at a window holding a sign that says "Want Me To Kill Them?"

ALT: Kominiarek Bummer: The Dude's Reaction

ALT: Dog Scroll

Alt: Jason Bateman as the Dodgeball color commentator, Pepper Brooks, in the movie “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story,” telling Gary Cole (as Cotton McKnight), “That’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for him.” In the scene, Pepper is trying to be positive while the Average Joes look like they’re going to have to forfeit. I’m not sure where I’m going with this ALT text. But anyone callous enough to do this to d probably deserves to have a bunch of wrenches thrown at them.