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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 13/10/2026

If you believe our patrons, seat 6 is especially spooky this time of year. They obviously haven't seen the sinkhole.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 13/10/2026

We're showing The Thing tonight. Which one? The bad one obviously.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 12/10/2026

All future screenings of 4D movies have been cancelled after Pop Crenshaw’s beet juice incident during The Shining.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 12/10/2026

We'd like to apologize for announcing this weeks showing of Stephen King's Carrie as a period film.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 12/10/2026

Movie Factz: Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? has nothing to do with Virginia or wolves.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 10/10/2026

Ms. Stonemorgue thought Other Mommy was a lesbian family drama and refused to see it. We tried to explain it was a horror movie and she just nodded solemnly.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 08/10/2026

The marquee hasn't been working for weeks, so we just project the bat signal whenever it's time to begin a movie.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 08/10/2026

Movie Factz: The song "Breakfast at Tiffany's" was originally recorded in 1961 for the movie but was cut for being too shallow.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 04/10/2026

The theater lost its social media intern in a tragic projection room-related accident a few months ago but thankfully we've got his ghost willing to take the reins just in time for Halloween.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 11/07/2026

Movie Factz: Evil Dead Burn was filmed in front of a live studio audience.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 11/07/2026

Clover Kiss has only one screen, but we show movies on both sides of it.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 12/04/2026

Don't forget that it would be completely unethical to hunt the creators of Tilly Norwood for sport.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 11/04/2026

Tilly Norwood isn't real, but she's still barred from entering Clover Kiss.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 11/04/2026

The recent ad promoting our Classic Film Festival was inaccurate. We actually meant Classless Film Festival. We apologize for the mistake.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 05/04/2026

We will not be showing the Super Mario Galaxy Movie. It knows what it did.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 02/04/2026

We missed the Oscars during our absence. Rest assured we sent our annual letter of protest, noting our outrage that Uwe Boll was yet again denied a nomination in ANY category.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 02/04/2026

Don't tell anyone we're coming back. We want it to be a surprise to all three of you.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 10/10/2025

For legal reasons, we have stopped selling Junior Mints.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 10/10/2025

It’s like most of you don’t even WANT tickets to this year's ErnestFest.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 09/10/2025

It's not Halloween until Pop ruins a screening of Halloween by shouting "Look out Jamie Lee!" every five minutes.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 08/10/2025

Not many know this, but all copies of Orson Welles' F for Fake are technically forgeries.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 08/10/2025

If it's got an Estevez in it, you know it's quality. Low quality, but still quality.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 07/10/2025

Come to Clover Kiss this weekend for our interactive Saw experience!

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 07/10/2025

Thinking of having a PB&J (showing Paul Blart and then Jumanji).

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 06/10/2025

Dreams are reborn at Clover Kiss. Like Frankenstein’s monster, but still.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 06/10/2025

Hey. Hey you. Yes, you. Watch a Robert Redford movie.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 03/10/2025

Our staff is as salty as our popcorn and twice as buttery.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 02/10/2025

Sorry our promotion ended without anyone being able to identify the object in the lobby (it was a VHS tape).

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 02/10/2025

We'd love to see a film based on the life of that dog from the Beethoven movies. I'll bet he got so much tail.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 01/10/2025

If you get some odd charges on your statement this month after visiting Clover Kiss, it's likely not us. We take pride in only stealing credit cards from people who deserve it.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 01/10/2025

Love the movies? You'll probably want to go elsewhere.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 30/09/2025

Movie Factz: Ghostbusters was originally titled Polterheist.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 30/09/2025

They said you couldn't film Thomas Pynchon's novel Vineland but One Battle After Another proves beyond a shadow of a doubt they were right.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 29/09/2025

Is it really so strange that we won’t play The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Pop still has nightmares about toast.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 29/09/2025

Like most theaters, we rent our film prints. But we always keep a copy of Die Hard stashed for emergencies.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 26/09/2025

There’s always that one guy who thinks Toy Story is only so-so.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 26/09/2025

The movie theater community doesn't overlap much with the musician community but this kid told us we'd blow up on this app if we posted "arm rests imply the existence of arm sharps."

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 25/09/2025

We got our hands on a copy of Roger Corman's unreleased Fantastic Four movie, but we won't be showing it because we have too much respect for Stan Lee (his estate threatened to sue us into tiny pieces).

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 25/09/2025

September is Kiss a Moviegoer Month. We waited to announce this until Jorge was out of town to avoid any sexual harassment lawsuits.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 24/09/2025

In honor of Spinal Tap II, we've raised the price of M&M's to $11.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 24/09/2025

Our film festivals are more like orgies but with no sex and lots of popcorn.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 23/09/2025

We have never screened Showgirls, for obvious reasons (we lost the film reels 24 hours before showtime).

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 23/09/2025

Okay, so technically there 𝙞𝙨 a convenience store down the road with cheaper snacks. But they’ll never love you like we do.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 22/09/2025

We’re not at war with our competitors so much as we are a threat to their safety.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 22/09/2025

At Clover Kiss Cinema, you can drop off your religious literature as long as you stay and watch the movie. It is not our fault those two sweet Mormon boys did NOT care for One Battle After Another.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 19/09/2025

Drop Dead Gorgeous is our favorite film about dropping dead while gorgeous.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 19/09/2025

Kids aren't welcome at Clover Kiss unless they're willing to work a shift at the concessions stand.

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