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Balls Cheney

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 02/12/2025
ppv event of the best christmas carolers on earth competing for the title, we're calling it world wassailing entertainment
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I’m not HAPPY Lily Allen got cheated on. I would never say that…but this album slaps so far THAT’S ALL I’M GONNA SAY
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
*shows up to an AA meeting looking for batteries*
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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
The old zoo is dying; the new zoo struggles to be born. Please take a moment to fill out our visitor feedback survey.
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
of course it’s a banana in my pocket why would i be happy to see you
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 23/08/2025
when there's a little pepper growing inside a regular pepper i call it an ectopic pepperancy. everybody hates it when i do that.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I'm gonna wait and see if the IRS dissolves before I bother to file my taxes
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Trapped O'Brien, Please Free Me From This Prison @radobrien.myatproto.social · 03/04/2025
"these tariffs are going to ruin my business"
A seal looking disturbed at the news of tariffs on his humanless island
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Us after we navigate the dialectic contradictions presented by modern life as a human being on planet Earth
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 17/03/2025
in the weekly status meeting like malkovich repeating "it's beyond my control" until someone starts crying and the deadline gets pushed out
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Me pot o’ gold is a pile o’ shite -self deprechaun
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Email: your bank account balance is low Why are you always attacking me?
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Crouching Trauma, Hidden Sadness.
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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
If covid was a conspiracy by Big Sweatpants to get me to only wear sweatpants for the rest of my life then congratulations to the most goated conspiracy of all time
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
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linc @lincnotfound.com · 27/01/2025
the shrek shack is a little swamplace where we have sex with ogres. shrek shack, baby
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Guy: How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Do you know yet? Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Oliver Twist, what a shame. Put himself out there in front of everyone. And for what? Some gruel? A man must live on his feet. I would gladly kill or die for gruel but I would never let it drive me.
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
boss: are you planning to work today? me: I already did boss: no, you have to do it all day me: what
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
The Three Ages Of Man
Three Wikipedia section headings - black text on white

Early life and education
Career
Lawsuit against Steely Dan
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cageyratfish (they) UTC-7 🐟🏳️‍⚧️ @cageyratfish.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Bye, bye, Miss Banana Cream Pie Nobody's gonna miss you and your God is a lie
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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
haha, you’re right, some people have lived their entire lives experiencing ‘nothing but success’ while i’ve lived my entire life experiencing ‘eating many chimichangas’
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
[to the tune of baby shark] cybertruck boom boom boom boom boom boom
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Me: I’m telling you, I’ve never seen this movie Him: yes you did. We saw it last summer at the theater Me: *eyes go black, horns pop out of my head, speaking in a disembodied voice* MUST HAVE BEEN YOUR OTHER GIRLFRIEND
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 11/12/2024
i’m married to the game ur honor i cannot be legally compelled to testify against it
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 09/12/2024
days 1-4: wow, this is incredible. i've never seen public opinion galvanized quite like this. day 5: lol he is italian
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 09/12/2024
it just amazing that a radicalized American shot someone actually responsible for the type of problems he had and not like a school or a mall
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
he doesnt do it because he wants to. he does it because he needs to be able to clean the mirror. its a compulsion and we need to get him help before he jacks his dick all the way off
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Balls Cheney @bepisdrink.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Cletus Von Skeetus
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 16/11/2024
honey quick turn on the news there was a terrible fire at the clerb 26 shawties were lost they were all fam THEY WERE ALL FAM
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Beating his ass now
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 10/09/2023
🎶we built this website we built this website on hog and hole🎶
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 24/08/2024
ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE
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joke nicholson @reallancebass.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
and don't even get me started on the ant queen. bitch queen of what. queen of what. queen of the guys who crawl out of my sink drain? queen of the perverts licking juice off the damn floor? "nooooo don't step on me, i'll die!!!" i've seen how y'all fuck. abominable
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 15/11/2024
The homesteading fantasy among right-wingers is hilarious because living off the land in subsistence farming was one of the worst things humanity ever had to go through, and historically people have been willing to do pretty much anything to get out of it.
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
never ask a man his salary and never ask a woman what the fuck did you jusst put inm.,, ibnm my ..,gcoffe e uyou bitchh
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 14/11/2024
this reminds me of those 12 people who were responsible for thousands of book ban requests and it's a good reminder there aren't actually that many malicious actors in the world, just lots of systems unprepared for exploitation
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BY DHRUV MEHROTRA
SECURITY
NOV 13, 2024 8:37 PM

Teen Behind Hundreds of Swatting Attacks Pleads Guilty to Federal Charges Alan Filion, believed to have operated under the handle
"Torswats," admitted to making or orchestrating more than 375 fake threats against schools, places of worship, and prominent US politicians.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 14/11/2024
deFARTment of governement ePISSINGy
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 14/11/2024
It's ok that the republicans have a senate majority because they won't be able to do anything because of the senate parliamentarian, right? That definitely wasn't just some shit the libs made up so they wouldn't have to do anything, right?
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
fundamentally this is what Trump administrations are all about: the guys. there will be new guys every week. they will startle you, you'll be astounded by them, and then as quickly as they appeared they will fade into an indistinguishable mass, leaves on the forest floor.
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Balls Cheney @bepisdrink.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
Opens bird app - it's rice discourse Closes bird app
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Kittie @kittiepeters.com · 21/07/2023
Summer is the most goth season because it's when we suffer the most, which is goth
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the mc hammer of bluesky @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
reskeet if u just wanna vibe on here with friends
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
It's ok to feel sad about it. It is genuinely sad. Twitter is where I met my wife, the love of my life and the mother of my children. Now that Twitter is dying, I have no way to contact these three.
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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! New to BlueSky? Glad you made it, but slow down there speed demon! Let's get one thing straight: We don't tolerate Nazis, Fascists, Racists, or hatred of the LGBTQIA+ Community! No way! Remember the Golden Rule - Gotta go FAST: Fight Authoritarian Scum Together
It's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Pointing in front of a blue background
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Balls Cheney @bepisdrink.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
What about corn?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
My only hope is that new Facebook Twitter and normal awful Twitter engage in mutually assured destruction while we at Bluesky all burrow underground like naked molerats to rebuild society at a later date with our greasy weird bodies
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