michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 25/04/2026this message goes out to Megan thee stallion and Megan thee stallion only: not only do I want that. I need that. 010
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 28/03/2026becoming one of the "now playing" vinyl posters it would seem matryoshka - blasé saint deep, layered, yet airy 020
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 10/01/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYGF...youtube.comcar culture - coping mechanism dub [Everyday]YouTube video by Wiggly Air 020
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 03/12/2025an all-time "what are the odds" balatro run for me. 3x polychrome madness at 12.5x with a holograph brainstorm and polychrome throwback added in for good measure 010
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 09/08/2025hard to wake up today so Rising Son seems appropriate #NowSpinning 060
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 19/06/2025The number of Dunning-Kruger University graduates running their idiot mouths that don't know every McFlurry machine's output is controlled by Ronald McDonald IS TOO DAMNED HIGH!! Even your local McDonald's staff doesn't control how many tasty frozen soft-serve desserts it can produce. 0121
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 06/06/2025relocate every nba team to cities with fewer than 1 million people if this is the basketball we get from small markets 000
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 25/05/2025almost done with balatro. just gonna need a couple hundred more hours to get completionist++ 000
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 24/05/2025the nba finals will be broadcast exclusively on corncob tv 000
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 10/05/2025you know becoming entirely corrupted by the one ring doesn't sound all that bad. you basically never have to worry about bills, what's for dinner. very freeing. 000
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 18/01/2025In feeding 219430:77D34 (Siena) 41 eggs in 00h 04m 03s 194ms I should be able to look at a little porn at work. Praise Kier. 8️⃣9️⃣7️⃣🥚🥚 5️⃣9️⃣9️⃣7️⃣1️⃣ 8️⃣🥚3️⃣🥚2️⃣ 5️⃣5️⃣9️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ 9️⃣3️⃣9️⃣3️⃣4️⃣ 050
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 03/01/2025"Biologically I'm 30 years old" says multi-millionaire Bryan Johnson 090
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 12/12/2024kuminga head look too small for his body. this is why he will never be great #nba 080
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 28/11/2024overwatch classic is so good why in the world did they make overwatch 2 040
Reposted by michaelPodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 28/07/2024Brazil hits the highest rated trick of the session. SURE WISH WE HADNT BEEN AT COMMERCIAL WHEN IT HAPPENED GODDAMNIT PEACOCK 2452
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 15/06/2024saw both kamasi washington and shabaka this week and in related news it was a good week 050
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 21/05/2024post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't nirvana or pearl jam or soundgarden or alice in chains 1191
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 19/05/2024the devil works hard but adam silver works harder #nba #knicks #pacers 130
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 13/05/2024ChatGPT 4o? More like ChatGPT 4o year-old virgin. Send skeet 000
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 01/03/2024mildly concerned that I do not know who my bsky rival is and that they are out there studying the blade and preparing to take me down 010
Reposted by michaelryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 24/01/2024the foundation of any utopian future will be a bunch of unknown bureaucrats doing a thankless, boring job well because it’s good for society prospect.org/world/best-t...prospect.orgThe Best Tax System on EarthWhat America and the world can learn from the Faroe Islands 843469
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 30/10/2023If you invite me into your home I will be 3 things: 1) Be so gracious as a guest and humbled that you invited me into your home 2) Be a vampire 3) Be thirsty for blood 020
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 21/10/2023im going to bed but dont put in the newspaper that i got sleepy. DNOT PUT I GOT SKLEEP;Y 000
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 27/09/2023DID YOU KNOW: "pet peeve" is short for pettious peevious 011
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 25/09/2023[when the elephants issue of zoobooks is included as a free gift] fuck it, we call 0184
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 11/09/2023I was like "why is everyone talking about 9/11 so much?" I guess I forgot 010
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 29/08/2023also stop talking to people from bluesky off bluesky. wyd. did u talk to your teachers outside of school? u talk to god outside of church?? Ronald outside of McDonald's??? cmon b for real 031
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 29/08/2023they could fix this app by breaking up the big accounts. prevent new followers at 600 030
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 28/08/2023cancel this, cancel that. gather round gang, cause i CAN TELL you about a great guy who went by the name jesus christ 020