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@michaeli.bsky.social
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possibly one of the top 62 michaels on bsky "no marketable skills" -my dad

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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
this message goes out to Megan thee stallion and Megan thee stallion only: not only do I want that. I need that.
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
becoming one of the "now playing" vinyl posters it would seem matryoshka - blasé saint deep, layered, yet airy
Turntable with record sleeve behind it
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Charles McGill of Better Call Saul yelling
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYGF...
youtube.com
car culture - coping mechanism dub [Everyday]
YouTube video by Wiggly Air
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
she rock on my dick clark til it new years
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
an all-time "what are the odds" balatro run for me. 3x polychrome madness at 12.5x with a holograph brainstorm and polychrome throwback added in for good measure
balatro screenshot of jokers detailed in postgame over screen of balatro with a best hand of 3,913,154,296 points
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
hard to wake up today so Rising Son seems appropriate #NowSpinning
Takuya Kurora - Rising Son on a turbtable
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
The number of Dunning-Kruger University graduates running their idiot mouths that don't know every McFlurry machine's output is controlled by Ronald McDonald IS TOO DAMNED HIGH!! Even your local McDonald's staff doesn't control how many tasty frozen soft-serve desserts it can produce.
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Tweet from @mikefinger: Kevin Durant, in patriotism, and playing for Team USA:
"A lot of bullshit happens in our country. But a lot of great things happen, too."
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Scott foster is the police #nbasky #nba
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
relocate every nba team to cities with fewer than 1 million people if this is the basketball we get from small markets
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
almost done with balatro. just gonna need a couple hundred more hours to get completionist++
Steam achievement for Completionist+ unlocked today
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
the nba finals will be broadcast exclusively on corncob tv
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Gobert dunk the ball challenge (impossible)
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Man in disbelief on a cell phone saying "we're fucking poor now"
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
you know becoming entirely corrupted by the one ring doesn't sound all that bad. you basically never have to worry about bills, what's for dinner. very freeing.
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Wicked (2024)
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
In feeding 219430:77D34 (Siena) 41 eggs in 00h 04m 03s 194ms I should be able to look at a little porn at work. Praise Kier. 8️⃣9️⃣7️⃣🥚🥚 5️⃣9️⃣9️⃣7️⃣1️⃣ 8️⃣🥚3️⃣🥚2️⃣ 5️⃣5️⃣9️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ 9️⃣3️⃣9️⃣3️⃣4️⃣
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
"Biologically I'm 30 years old" says multi-millionaire Bryan Johnson
Olmec, a talking stone head, from Legends of the Hidden Temple
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
kuminga head look too small for his body. this is why he will never be great #nba
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
overwatch classic is so good why in the world did they make overwatch 2
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Me in my echo chamber
A crab using a dual screen computer desktop with a beer and cigarette on the desk
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 28/07/2024
Brazil hits the highest rated trick of the session. SURE WISH WE HADNT BEEN AT COMMERCIAL WHEN IT HAPPENED GODDAMNIT PEACOCK
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
#NowSpinning 🎧 dj metatron - loops of infinity (APW-3)
A vinyl record playing on a turntable with record sleeves in the background
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
fuk
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
big kiki energy no doubt about it
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
saw both kamasi washington and shabaka this week and in related news it was a good week
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't nirvana or pearl jam or soundgarden or alice in chains
Music has the Right to Children by Boards of Canada
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
the devil works hard but adam silver works harder #nba #knicks #pacers
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 14/05/2024
all of my haters have a weak constitution
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 13/05/2024
ChatGPT 4o? More like ChatGPT 4o year-old virgin. Send skeet
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 11/05/2024
she mazda on my miata til i have a midlife crisis
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 08/05/2024
Hades II
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 09/03/2024
Balatro
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
mildly concerned that I do not know who my bsky rival is and that they are out there studying the blade and preparing to take me down
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 24/01/2024
the foundation of any utopian future will be a bunch of unknown bureaucrats doing a thankless, boring job well because it’s good for society prospect.org/world/best-t...
prospect.org
The Best Tax System on Earth
What America and the world can learn from the Faroe Islands
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
Now spinning James Carroll Kirby - Tuscany
A turntable with a record on it. The sleeve for John Carol Kirby's "Tuscany" stands behind the turntable
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
If you invite me into your home I will be 3 things: 1) Be so gracious as a guest and humbled that you invited me into your home 2) Be a vampire 3) Be thirsty for blood
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
im going to bed but dont put in the newspaper that i got sleepy. DNOT PUT I GOT SKLEEP;Y
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
DID YOU KNOW: "pet peeve" is short for pettious peevious
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
[when the elephants issue of zoobooks is included as a free gift] fuck it, we call
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
I was like "why is everyone talking about 9/11 so much?" I guess I forgot
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
inside you there are two wolves
an excited man asking "are we doing a budgie smuggler mullet party?"a tired woman saying "all i wanna do is eat my chicken noodles in bed"
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
also stop talking to people from bluesky off bluesky. wyd. did u talk to your teachers outside of school? u talk to god outside of church?? Ronald outside of McDonald's??? cmon b for real
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
they could fix this app by breaking up the big accounts. prevent new followers at 600
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
cancel this, cancel that. gather round gang, cause i CAN TELL you about a great guy who went by the name jesus christ
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
hopefully these are good. only time will tell
a batch of fresh-baked blackberry orange scones
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
everytim my pikmin die i cry a tear ;-;
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