Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 29/09/2026The worst part about remote work is how brutal it is to do comedy bits when everyone has their mics muted and you can't see their reactions. For the sake of the needy comedians at your job, please unmute your mic and throw in some pity laughs. Thank you for your attention to this important matter. 712912
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 28/09/2026Schopenhauer: is the Glass Half Empty? existentialcomics.com/comic/674existentialcomics.comSchopenhauer: is the Glass Half Empty?A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes 611720
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 23/09/2026I think it is beautiful to imagine that the Whore of Babylon could have been originally inspired by a specific person. Can you imagine fucking so many people that you spook Christians for 2000+ years? Absolute Legend. 1019111
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 21/09/2026Batman vs The Trolley Problem - existentialcomics.com/comic/673existentialcomics.comBatman vs The Trolley ProblemA philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes 1017834
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 17/09/2026Controversial opinion but I think it's about time that someone exposes themselves to radiation, dresses up in some kind of animal themed outfit, develops a theme song for themselves, and actually does something about the billionaires who are ruining the world. 720829
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 17/09/2026It's funny how AI tech bros are all like "soon AI will be able to perform all human labor" and the next sentence is never something like "and that's why we can easily move to a 32 hour work week now." 125153
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 14/09/2026Philosophy vs a Huge Angry Bull existentialcomics.com/comic/672existentialcomics.comPhilosophy vs a Huge Angry BullA philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes 513631
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 11/09/2026'72 Dolphins can crack the champagne, the Rams aren't going undefeated this year... 2390
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 07/09/2026The Horny Universe Theory - existentialcomics.com/comic/671existentialcomics.comThe Horny Universe TheoryA philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes 713542
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 31/08/2026AI executives are saying we are approaching the singularity, but AI still can not solve the "dumbest boy alive" problem, i.e. knowing that Saturday is next to Sunday, i.e. the dumbest argument in the history of the internet as outlined by @jonbois.bsky.social So yeah I think we are safe for now. 814619
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 31/08/2026The Case of Aristotle and Women's Teeth existentialcomics.com/comic/670existentialcomics.comThe Case of Aristotle and Women's TeethA philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes 89722
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 26/08/2026It sucks that Viking explorers never made it all the way to South America, because I feel like they would have loved to dare each other to eat really hot chili peppers for a laugh. 11307
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 24/08/2026Aliens Explain How Things Really Work existentialcomics.com/comic/669existentialcomics.comAliens Explain How Things Really WorkA philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes 811521
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 21/08/2026The maddest I ever got at a coworker was when this guy who I worked with for years suddenly brought up that he grew up with a pet raccoon. My dude....why did you not bring this up earlier?? This whole time we should have been talking about your raccoon's shenanigans, instead of emails and meetings. 421621
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 17/08/2026Socratic Religion existentialcomics.com/comic/668existentialcomics.comSocratic ReligionA philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes 613838
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 13/08/2026Was watching a space video and they dude was like "one light year is about 9 trillion kilometers." And then he goes on to say "or around 6 trillion miles". Okay thanks my dude, my American mind was having a hard time visualizing that in kilometers, but now I got it. How many football fields though? 1014612
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 12/08/2026If any young people want to know what the early Internet was like, it was mostly visiting random website about stuff like Why Ninjas Are So Awesome, and getting into 68 day long arguments on their forum with some guy named shaolin_master69 about whether Bruce Lee could have beat up Mike Tyson. 1223226
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 10/08/2026Mirror Mirror on the Wall existentialcomics.com/comic/667existentialcomics.comMirror Mirror on the WallA philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes 612932
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 08/08/2026Does anyone else hate the Speed of Light? It's so lame. We can never zip around and visit a million planets just because of some stupid hardcoded limit that they arbitrarily put in because the devs refuse to optimize their engine to handle faster travel. 2723028
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 04/08/2026Until we overthrow the shackles of capitalism, mankind is doomed to continue to remake Spiderman movies until the sun at last envelops the earth and ends our suffering. 2140884
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 03/08/2026Cinderella's Dilemma - existentialcomics.com/comic/666existentialcomics.comCinderella's DilemmaA philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes 1316447
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 02/08/2026Do you think Kierkegaard had a "cheat day" for existential despair? Like, a day where he would just go around and enjoy his life. 1327043
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 27/07/2026The Postmodernist Side of the Force existentialcomics.com/comic/665existentialcomics.comThe Postmodernist Side of the ForceA philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes 714648
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 24/07/2026What I hate about all the Odyssey discourse is that it has left very little room for the people who just generally hate Matt Damon and aren't going to watch another one of his stupid movies. 61618
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 24/07/2026The core of existential despair is contained within the fact that we only get to live once. Life comes and goes, each minute never to return. And the worst part is, none of our life gets to be lived in the Sombrero Galaxy. 1321027
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 22/07/2026100% in favor of this. I'm sure it will get even BETTER reviews and make even MORE money than Christopher Nolan's version. It will prove once and for all that morons with a computer can create art better than artist. 522722
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 20/07/2026Quintus Sextius Chooses Philosophy existentialcomics.com/comic/664existentialcomics.comQuintus Sextius Chooses PhilosophyA philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes 410521
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 19/07/2026If I were a Spanish player, I would simply not kick it straight at the goalie. 41253
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 19/07/2026If I had a time machine I would go back to England in the 1860s and tell the people first codifying the rules of soccer to make more room in the game for ad breaks. 213815
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 16/07/2026David Attenborough voice: "here we see the indigenous Falklander preparing a tradition meal, known by the locals as "bangers and mash". Meals like this, strange as they may seem to us, have been prepared by his ancestors on these islands for the last dozens of years." 210118
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 15/07/2026Looking forward to World War III, where our roided our alpha males who can all bench 315 get merc'd by 95 lb Chinese drone operators who honed their skills trying to impress their Genshin Impact waifus. 1140181
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 15/07/2026The actual most remarkable thing about the "Hand of God" goal is that Maradona is clearly like two feet shorter than the English goalie and is still out jumping him by a foot. Like, my dude, hand or no hand how is that possible. 6811
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 15/07/2026I love how companies will just send you an email like "oh by the way we've changed the terms and conditions. Why? Uh, no reason, we just decided to. Anyway it doesn't really matter what you think, you agree to this now." 720339
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 13/07/2026Marcus Aurelius: Philosopher King existentialcomics.com/comic/663existentialcomics.comMarcus Aurelius: Philosopher KingA philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes 413734
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 09/07/2026I hate when people assume movies add nothing to the book. "Things are so much better when you imagine them yourself". Nah bro, what if I suck at imagining? What if my personal rendition of Gandalf wasn't quite as good and Sir Ian McKellen's. Maybe my background music was as good as Alan Shore's. 1517310
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 09/07/2026A scientist, a philosopher, and a poet walk into a bar. They all drink heavily to try to forget the state that society is in. 5370110
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 08/07/2026I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning. He told me that he had verified the verification principle, but out of respect for his family's privacy I can't say how. 715717
Reposted by Existential ComicsPhilosophy Now @philosophynow.bsky.social · 08/07/2026"I could interrogate every person who ever existed... It would be paradise!" Each week, Corey Mohler draws a new @existentialcomics.com . We publish one in every issue of Philosophy Now. This issue features the one that reimagines the last minutes of Socrates' life. 08711
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 07/07/2026Fascists can have a little corruption, as a treat. 212020
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 07/07/2026Okay fine but I'd like to see how the Belgians would do against us in one of OUR sports. Like beer pong. Or lawn mower racing. Or hot dog eating. 912921
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 07/07/2026Look, the American soccer players might not be the most athletic, they might not be the most skilled, they might not have the most experience, but there is one thing I can say for sure: they are the dumbest. 413912
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 07/07/2026Is it just me or does it look a bit like soccer might in fact be like the 7th most popular sport here, and maybe we aren't gonna win the World Cup with grit and determination. 2500
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 06/07/2026Referee Philosophy - existentialcomics.com/comic/662existentialcomics.comReferee PhilosophyA philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes 512829
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 05/07/2026As an American here are my humble suggestions to improve soccer: 1. Get rid of offsides. Stupid. 2. Have the clock stop and count down. 3. Let them put on pads and helmets so they can bash each other. 4. More stoppages for commercials. 5. Let them pick up the ball. Never been a fan of kicking. 1210911
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 03/07/2026What I love about the World Cup is that so many people around the world get to experience REAL American culture (finding a way to inject more ads into the game). 314015
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 03/07/2026If I were a footballer in the World Cup, I would simply point into the stands and say "what in the WORLD can that be?!" and then when everyone looked I would score the decisive goal. 5904
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 01/07/2026Ecuador's coach looks like he's from a 90s comedy where Ben Stiller or whoever inadvertently finds themselves coaching a World Cup team. 527053
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 30/06/2026The announcer just called Metlife stadium "New York New Jersey stadium" and I guess that's what they are going with to try to pretend it is New York for the World Cup lol. Incredible phrase. Would make Wittgenstein proud. 3653
Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 29/06/2026"It's called FOOTBALL not Soccer!!" Has got the be the single most tiresome argumentation on the internet. People from different places use different words for things. I will continue to use the words from my dialect, and you can do the same. The world, thus, will go on as it always has. 2213511