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Balls Cheney

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Balls Cheney @bepisdrink.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Seems,uhh Inorganic
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 02/12/2025
ppv event of the best christmas carolers on earth competing for the title, we're calling it world wassailing entertainment
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I’m not HAPPY Lily Allen got cheated on. I would never say that…but this album slaps so far THAT’S ALL I’M GONNA SAY
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
*shows up to an AA meeting looking for batteries*
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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
The old zoo is dying; the new zoo struggles to be born. Please take a moment to fill out our visitor feedback survey.
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Balls Cheney @bepisdrink.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
You talkin bout the uhh, the guy there?
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Balls Cheney @bepisdrink.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I've never been prouder of a random girl from New Hampshire
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
of course it’s a banana in my pocket why would i be happy to see you
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 23/08/2025
when there's a little pepper growing inside a regular pepper i call it an ectopic pepperancy. everybody hates it when i do that.
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Balls Cheney @bepisdrink.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
We're about 2 months away from a white house press release saying 'Actually, it's called ephebophilia'
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Balls Cheney @bepisdrink.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I did do the blasty in the pasty
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Balls Cheney @bepisdrink.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Of course! Civility!
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Balls Cheney @bepisdrink.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I just want 16:9 for cryin out loud
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I'm gonna wait and see if the IRS dissolves before I bother to file my taxes
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Trapped O'Brien, Please Free Me From This Prison @radobrien.myatproto.social · 03/04/2025
"these tariffs are going to ruin my business"
A seal looking disturbed at the news of tariffs on his humanless island
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Us after we navigate the dialectic contradictions presented by modern life as a human being on planet Earth
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 17/03/2025
in the weekly status meeting like malkovich repeating "it's beyond my control" until someone starts crying and the deadline gets pushed out
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Balls Cheney @bepisdrink.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Who the hell keeps shitting down my chimney then?
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Me pot o’ gold is a pile o’ shite -self deprechaun
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Balls Cheney @bepisdrink.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
HE'LL YEAH BADASS SKELITON PRESIDENT
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Email: your bank account balance is low Why are you always attacking me?
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Crouching Trauma, Hidden Sadness.
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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
If covid was a conspiracy by Big Sweatpants to get me to only wear sweatpants for the rest of my life then congratulations to the most goated conspiracy of all time
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
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linc @lincnotfound.com · 27/01/2025
the shrek shack is a little swamplace where we have sex with ogres. shrek shack, baby
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Guy: How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Do you know yet? Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Oliver Twist, what a shame. Put himself out there in front of everyone. And for what? Some gruel? A man must live on his feet. I would gladly kill or die for gruel but I would never let it drive me.
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
boss: are you planning to work today? me: I already did boss: no, you have to do it all day me: what
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Balls Cheney @bepisdrink.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
LOL
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Balls Cheney @bepisdrink.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
*poke*
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
The Three Ages Of Man
Three Wikipedia section headings - black text on white

Early life and education
Career
Lawsuit against Steely Dan
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cageyratfish (they) UTC-7 🐟🏳️‍⚧️ @cageyratfish.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Bye, bye, Miss Banana Cream Pie Nobody's gonna miss you and your God is a lie
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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
haha, you’re right, some people have lived their entire lives experiencing ‘nothing but success’ while i’ve lived my entire life experiencing ‘eating many chimichangas’
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
[to the tune of baby shark] cybertruck boom boom boom boom boom boom
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Balls Cheney @bepisdrink.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
A warrior's meal
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Balls Cheney @bepisdrink.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Easier molestin' that way
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Me: I’m telling you, I’ve never seen this movie Him: yes you did. We saw it last summer at the theater Me: *eyes go black, horns pop out of my head, speaking in a disembodied voice* MUST HAVE BEEN YOUR OTHER GIRLFRIEND
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Balls Cheney @bepisdrink.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
police mans dinner
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Balls Cheney @bepisdrink.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Please, healthcare, I'm begging you
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 11/12/2024
i’m married to the game ur honor i cannot be legally compelled to testify against it
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 09/12/2024
days 1-4: wow, this is incredible. i've never seen public opinion galvanized quite like this. day 5: lol he is italian
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 09/12/2024
it just amazing that a radicalized American shot someone actually responsible for the type of problems he had and not like a school or a mall
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
he doesnt do it because he wants to. he does it because he needs to be able to clean the mirror. its a compulsion and we need to get him help before he jacks his dick all the way off
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Balls Cheney @bepisdrink.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Cletus Von Skeetus
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 16/11/2024
honey quick turn on the news there was a terrible fire at the clerb 26 shawties were lost they were all fam THEY WERE ALL FAM
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Beating his ass now
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 10/09/2023
🎶we built this website we built this website on hog and hole🎶
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