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BlackBlur14 @blackblur14.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

How does Cargret Thatcher deal with the Cargentina invasion of the Falkland Islands?

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GreenoftheSky @greenofthesky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Many moons ago my friends and I were in a call, arguing over where Charlie Kirk would have been shot should he exist in the Cars universe. I drew the following piece to support my side of the argument.

“Carlie Kirk, 1993 Ford F-150”
A shitty traced photo of a F-150 made in MS Paint, with a bullet hole leaking down the hood.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Y’all go listen to our interview with Laymone, a Laotian refugee raised in Louisiana that got deported back to Laos linktr.ee/jortscenter @jortscenter.bsky.social

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

His name is ‘Guido’ which shocked me the first time I saw it on CARS merchandise because I was only familiar with it as a slur for Italians.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Many other high ranking officials were convicted for carrying out the Holexhaust

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Jombucha @mangetout.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The CARS Universe exists in an alternator reality.

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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I’m right in the middle of the Venn diagram of people fascinated by the implications of the Cars universe and people who love jokes about Nazis fleeing to South America

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🇲🇽 🌻 SamⒶntha 🌻 🏳️‍⚧️ @samanthak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Somewhere, in Brazil, there's a bunch of identical WV beetles raised by a Sinister Audi doctor

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Walked by a teenager today and caught em lackin. Their cell phone flashlight was on and I pointed it out. Flustered, they looked down at their phone, then looked up at me like this. For a brief moment I was the chosen Oldhead.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Y’all please go listen to this. @vincemancini.bsky.social and @mattlieb.bsky.social and Brendan are funny as fuck. Great show. And we talked about the new Unabomber movie with fat Russel Crowe(my favorite version).

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Woke up at 5:45am to interview Laymone here on @jortscenter.bsky.social about his experience being deported to Laos, a place he hasn’t been to since he was born, after being raised in New Iberia, Louisiana. Episode titled “Laosianna” should be out this afternoon.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Was late for work this morning so to save time I brushed my teeth in the shower, ran around frantically putting my pants on, stuffed loose papers in my briefcase, had one bite of toast from the breakfast my wife made, shaved in the car and hit 3 kids that were waiting for the school bus

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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I feel like this must have been done but I haven’t seen it.

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Dan @pittsburghdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Call this bitch Kyrsten Cinema the way she’s causing all this drama

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Based on beef prices right now I am converting to Hindu. Namaste.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The CEO of General Mills should receive the title “General Mills.” It should be like becoming the Dalai Lama. Everyone who works there should have a military rank.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

a right wing Muslim grifter named MAHAmmad

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I like ads in cell phone games because they give me a chance to look at the road while I’m driving

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

J.R.R. Tolkien spent 60 years creating Minionese

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The history of Hollywood told through the often tumultuous experience of the Minion immigrants that helped build it is a beautiful and moving cinematic achievement.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Source tells me Jaxson Dart is stable. Please god

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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 26/09/2026

good morning! this is a tapir (locally known as danta) who lives on my rainforest property in Costa Rica. my trailcam has captured him twice so far. here’s 1 of 2.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’ve been changing the bandages on my Dad’s amputated leg and every time I do I ask if he’s a spy for the Union in a thick Ken Burns’ Civil War documentary voice and he’s ready to fucking kill me

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Democratic strategists looking to 2028: Who will be the Dog The Bounty Hunter of the Left

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Easily. It happens all the time. This type of posting is why I haven’t commented on the Nolan Wells’ story. When you live at the beach you see how easily people drown. It’s awful. I’m also not saying there wasn’t foul play.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

So Trump was definitely convinced by the AI techlords to go to war with Iran to provide them with an actual real world testing battleground for their shitty tech, right? That’s the thing that’s actually driving this?

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Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 24/09/2026

Looking at another clipart CD and there is a staggering amount of clipart of "x thing enjoying a beer." Why

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This is all I’ll ever think about Lane Kiffin again

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If you’re bitching to the UN about a Twitch streamer it’s safe to say your PR battle has taken the biggest of L’s

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LisaBetsey 🔰 @lisabetsey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Everyone else in the comments and reskeets has all of the rebuttals pretty well handled, so I gotta ask: if there’s vanilla country, does that mean there’s spicy country? What sort of kink or fetishes are y’all singing about with your banjos?

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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 24/09/2026

Happy Bisexual Night of Visibility

me in a hi viz vest and neon yellow shirt, with neon yellow nails, blacklit, standing in the middle of the road with my legs shoulder width apart wearing triangular sunglasses down to the tip of my nose and black lipstick. the moon is visible behind me

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Respectfully, girl what the fuck are you talking about

POP CRAVE
Pop Crave • @popcrave.com • 2d
"Choosin' Texas" by Ella Langley officially surpasses "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey as the longest-running #1 hit in history (23 weeks).
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not to sound like one of those leftists but country even the like vanilla stuff emerged as a reaction by fascists to the popularity black jazz and blues musicians in the Nixon era. it's virtually impossible to separate it from its roots associated w conservatism.

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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Growing up in the south we had a joke that was "did you hear Dolly Parton is buying up Harris Teeter, Big Lots, and Piggly Wiggly? She's gonna name the new store Big Wiggly Teeters" and lemme tell you that slayed with 12 year olds.

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Mathdemigod @mathdemigod.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

So I teach a financial literacy class, and I learned today that some of my students are going home and literally teaching their parents the things that I'm teaching them. How to navigate credit scores. How to not get it taken advantage of by predatory loans. How to manage budgeting when possible.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

a delivery service that only hires chicks with big boobs called Parton Parcel

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“U-Haul? No comrade, We-haul” - lesbian bar owner who IS interested in revolutionary praxis

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“U-Haul? No comrade, We-haul” - lesbian bar owner who IS interested in revolutionary praxis

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Imagining an entire Elephant Graveyard video about “the Fart Left” joke

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

They need a Lantern mophie!! bsky.app/profile/view...

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