linc @lincnotfound.com · 01/09/2025handsome linc really lived up to the name. threw his rider before the gate, sprinted out front like a legend, then casually coasted into 2nd to last. true linc behavior 1101
linc @lincnotfound.com · 08/08/2025guy who spends the entire day at work watching “best practices” videos for every project and unironically believes that is a best practice 041
linc @lincnotfound.com · 29/07/2025just once i wish the bros would ask where i got my cute top the way the girlies hype each other up. let me have my moment fellas 2232
linc @lincnotfound.com · 18/07/2025i have gained 5k followers in a month by doing nothing but complaining about getting bot followers 242
linc @lincnotfound.com · 13/06/2025what’s stopping gov newsom from calling in the national guard to protect protestors from the marines? someone check americas instruction manual 060
linc @lincnotfound.com · 30/05/2025would be nice if someone could explain bluesky and why you randomly get 2k followers who don't interact with anything you post 3112
linc @lincnotfound.com · 25/05/2025whatever happened to movies being 90 minutes? now avg runtime is basically doubled. aint nobody got time for that 150
linc @lincnotfound.com · 24/05/2025if the amount of hotdog you eat this weekend is under 100 did you even celebrate memorial day weekend? 050
linc @lincnotfound.com · 21/05/2025was in a homebuyers class and the guy told us not to buy Dunkin but make coffee at home 020
linc @lincnotfound.com · 05/05/2025he died tragically in a car accident doing what he loved; using the easy apply button on LinkedIn and getting instantly rejected for jobs 1375
linc @lincnotfound.com · 16/04/20252025 feels like a live experiment where the rich are just seeing how far they can push it while the rest of us watch from the nosebleeds 181
linc @lincnotfound.com · 11/04/2025when two coworkers are loudly discussing a problem i could fix in 30 seconds but refuse to ask me directly and just keep waiting for me to chime in: 0121
linc @lincnotfound.com · 10/04/2025adding things to my portfolio feels like curating a museum of personal disappointment. “here’s something i made. please don’t look at it too closely" 050
linc @lincnotfound.com · 09/04/2025"he's playing chess, not checkers" no bro, he's playing golf 39017
Reposted by lincnash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 27/03/2025this war is being waged at universities, but we knew that already. if the democratic political party will actively do nothing to stop the machine, then universities need to protect their people at all costs. abandon the pretence that playing nice gets leniency, and shield your communities ffs 38115
linc @lincnotfound.com · 24/03/2025food allergies are so weird. “okay body we just had a delicious meal, what should we do next?” and it's like “throw up” 0142
linc @lincnotfound.com · 19/03/2025watching everyone constantly repost the same 20 things from the same 5 accounts like it’s a group project is exactly why i joined bluesky 060
linc @lincnotfound.com · 19/03/2025the crowd is in complete silence as i pull out a floppy hotdog, dip it in some mustard, and begin conducting the boston symphony orchestra 618927
linc @lincnotfound.com · 18/03/2025crazy how politicians yell at their constituents to stand up against tyranny like that isn't literally the job we elected them to do 0235
linc @lincnotfound.com · 13/03/2025why is being called a chicken an insult? you know what the chicken did? it crossed the fuckin’ road. no hesitation. no second guessing. just pure unshakable determination. it knew the risks and went for it anyway. that’s not cowardice that’s legendary 2236
linc @lincnotfound.com · 13/03/2025john hammond: we’ve replaced the missing dna with that of a frog velociraptor: hi-ho, kermit the dinosaur here! [proceeds to play the banjo and cause absolute chaos] 03610
linc @lincnotfound.com · 13/03/2025my biggest mistake was getting on simstok. now every other vid is someone building a masterpiece with 5000 mods installed and i can't look away 020
linc @lincnotfound.com · 12/03/2025you just don’t see men gladiator fighting to the death like they used to 2157
linc @lincnotfound.com · 05/03/2025legends say that the sound of heaven’s gates opening is just a perfectly crisp pssst from cracking open a can of ginger ale 051
linc @lincnotfound.com · 18/02/2025being inactive on twitter for months, then accidentally posting there instead of here and instantly going viral has me convinced their algorithm is just a desperate ex trying to lure inactive users back 0250
linc @lincnotfound.com · 12/02/2025threw some eggs in the soil before the crisis and now my plan for infinite egg is nearly unstoppable. look who's laughing now. me. i am laughing 924526
linc @lincnotfound.com · 12/02/2025goofy has a black belt in karate and is master of the nun-hyucks 1234
linc @lincnotfound.com · 12/02/2025aragorn: you have my sword legolas: and my bow gimli: and my axe me: and my hoodie. i want it back 05117
linc @lincnotfound.com · 11/02/2025vin diesel standing outside your window, holding a 1970 dodge charger r/t above his head like a boombox, revving the engine softly, just waiting for you to come outside and embrace the power of family 0144
linc @lincnotfound.com · 10/02/2025the brave little toaster is a scam. he’s got no brain, no heart, and zero awareness of the danger he’s in. he’s not brave, he’s just a reckless appliance with a death wish 292
linc @lincnotfound.com · 08/02/2025you wake up, bolt downstairs, and fire up the family computer to the sweet sound of the windows 95 jingle. “turn that racket down!” dad yells, but it’s saturday and you don’t care. minutes later, you’re on your favorite site: “badger badger badger badger.” life is good. internet is pure 3335
linc @lincnotfound.com · 07/02/2025office culture is being forced to come in on a friday when all the higher-ups wfh and getting to work with the lights off so you're not being blinded by the light, only blinded by the false sense of appreciation 1100
linc @lincnotfound.com · 05/02/2025filled my water heater with baja blast mountain dew, so now every time i shower, i ascend to a higher plane smelling like the chosen one 040
linc @lincnotfound.com · 05/02/2025changing the requirements for citizenship to eating a hotdog, and drinking a beer while attending a baseball game—because if that doesn’t make you american, nothing will 020
linc @lincnotfound.com · 05/02/2025it's best to never let your wine breathe, take it down first before it gains any strength to take you down 1132
Reposted by lincborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 04/02/2025the boys are back in town and now they have all of your Social Security and taxpayer information 10761150
linc @lincnotfound.com · 04/02/2025i really thought the "boomer save as PDF" joke was just a metaphor until an entire department of boomers asked me to convert 10+ excel sheets into PDFs like it was a life-or-death situation 7574
Reposted by linccat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social · 07/07/2023im a bitch / im a lover im hulk hogan / hey there brother 5971235
linc @lincnotfound.com · 03/02/2025the reason men's pants have so many pockets is so we can store ziplock bags of baja blast mountain dew in case we need an emergency vibe sesh 041
