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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rude
Panel 1: a man points at a black bird sitting on a fence and says "Ahh! A bad omen!"
Panel 2: the bird responds "Oh yeah dude! We're the ones who fucked the planet and put a continent of garbage in the ocean"
Panel 3: The bird says "Prick"
Panel 4: The bird points and says "You know what you're the bad fucking omen"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s not “exposition heavy” bro sometimes people just talk about what’s going on 😒
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I cannot think of anything more embarrassing than being a moderate with today’s politics except maybe being a libertarian.
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Stay safe out there friends
Panel 1: Two fbi agents are at a bald mans door. They are wearing sunglasses and suits and holding badges. One says "Hello sir. Secret Service cyber intelligence" to a bald man 
Panel 2: he continues "Did you recently post "I hope the president gets sexcrimed by dolphins" ?
Panel 3: The bald man looks at them nervously
Panel 4: the bald man responds "That's...that's legal to say!" the agent responds "Sir, come with us"
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TVPeopleComics @tvpeoplecomics.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Be weird--sing, dance, play--get excited and express yourself. 🎸 #weird #beweird #embraceyourweird #expressyourself #hobbies #neitzsche #chaos #telecaster #tvpc #tvpeoplecomics #comics
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"You have to stop coming late and leaving early" and be here even LONGER? Are you out of your MIND????
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just wanted to remind the studio execs that I am one of many many people who totally would’ve watched both He-Man and Tron if they didn’t put jared leto in there. Hope you stupid fucks write that down somewhere
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Throw mitch mcconnell into the garbage” is actually the moderate position
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You gotta!
Panel 1: a man in a ball cap and sunglasses wearing a shirt that says "I Heart NY" says to the viewer "This is New York!"
Panel 2: He points to the viewer and says "If YOU see something, say something"
Panel 3: The man then angerly screams at another man walking his dog on the sidewalk "I LOVE YOUR DOOOOOGGG" startling the man
Panel 4: The man walking his dog turns and goes the other direction with his dog as the man continues yelling "I LOVE HIIIIMMM"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I for one have never cared for ed shern or his music
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
farmers don't need government money just eat the food bro it's right there
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Everyone at mitch mcconnell right now
Meme: screenshot from the cartoon FlapJack of Captain K Nuckles saying "You have a lot of nerve being alive"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Man I love Disco Elysium. I wish communism was real
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We are all gods spatulas in the sink and the world is his breakfast burning
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If the republicans came out saying some fucking crazy shit like “we need to sacrifice 100 poor people into the giant blender to appease god” democratic leaders would be like “outrageous! 100 is WAY too high a number!”
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"How would you describe your comics?" "They're bad" :)
Panel 1: A man yells to anotherr man "RUN! The horseless headman is coming!"
Panel 2: the man runs away as the other one stands confused and says "The what is... who?"
Panel 3: a man with a giant head and a small face wearing a shirt with a picture of a horse with an x through it says "MYEH" the man responds "OH! Dear god!"
Panel 4: "I FUCKIN HATE HORSES!"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me: "hahaaa all you stupid fucking farmers who voted for trump are losing money, losing workers AND big corporations are taking advantage of you. That's what you get for being stupid fucking bigots" Also me: *eats poison*
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This dystopian capitalist hellscape fucking sucks. At least George Orwell’s 1984 had cheap gin and $2 prostitutes.
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Good day. Trans people are VALID.
Panel 1: a podcaster with a backwards hat and sunglasses leans into his mic and says "Trans people!"
Panel 2: he says "stick to the gender GOD gave you."
Panel 3: he continues "Stop trying to hard to change! God doesn't make mistakes!"
Panel 4: he then reads a queue card "Today's sponsor is dick pills also hair loss medication also mens Gray-be-gone also shoe lifts also botox also shirts that shape you also testicle tanning also regular tanning also steriods also anchor arms from spongebob also testosterone also plastic surgery also laser hair removal also-"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I fucking hate Booking dot coms commercials mocking the working class. Someone in their advertising department is out of touch as shit
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
*Department that helps keep people alive simply existing* Trump: “get rid of that shit right fucking now”
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It’s definitely a bad sign that every commercial starts off with “we know you’re broke as shit but-“
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You’re gonna yell at me? I’m only 1,664 weeks old and you’re gonna yell at me?
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 26/08/2026
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The fact that they won’t at least Weekend at Bernies, mitch mcconnells corpse around is so lazy :/ like they’re not even trying to pretend he’s alive. Where’s the effort??
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sometimes I’ll think I spotted a cool comic book character tattoo but then it’ll just turn out to be jesus :/
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Dammit
Panel 1: 2 founding fathers are in hell (possibly Jefferson and Washington) Jefferson looks his phone and says "Oh my. America hs become very corrupt"
Panel 2: Washington responds "Impossible! What of our system of checks and balances we left?"
Panel 3: a framed poster of an American flag with a cartoon face waves his finger and the poster reads "Flaggy says: Don't be corrupt!"
Panel 4: Trump points to the poster and tells a secret service man "Take down that fuckin flag one"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Our government system of checks and balances does not work because it’s made up of old, corrupt people bought by corporations. PEOPLE are the checks and balances. The CEOs who raise prices need constant threats of prison or they’ll just keep doing it and our representatives don’t threaten them.
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
American Moderates: “I only like hitler a little bit”
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Just because they hunt down a group of people (who are scapegoated by an authoritarian leader as being the cause of the country's financial burden) arrest them with zero due process, put them in camps where no one is allowed to enter and we don't know if they're alive, does NOT make ice nazis...wait
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Every time a new version of something comes out it’s: -Cheaper to make -More expensive to purchase -Breaks faster Capitalism 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Our troops on the USS Abraham Lincoln haven’t been on land in 9 months and are running out of food. Republicans don’t give a flying fuck about the troops and never have.
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
LAZY
Panel 1: coworker says to another "I just can't work this much for such little pay" coworker responds "yeah it's terrible"
Panel 2: A human sized robot spider witha  human head walks up and says "See THIS is what is wrong with your generation"
Panel 3: he continues "Back in my day if work got tough, we weren't afraid to sell our organs and limbs and live as a giant spider robot"
Panel 4: the coworkers run away as the robot spider man yells "Oh classic young people. Running away from the first sign of manmade horros beyond your comprehension. Typical!"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Luigi Mangione? You mean that guy who did nothing wrong?
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Good free Luigi Morning 🌞
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
X-men97 season 1 was a masterpiece and season 2 was also a masterpiece I am so happy with it
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
primitive
Panel 1: two aliens point to a computer monitor displaying a human texting on his cell phone. One alien says "This primitive species still carries their second brains in the pockets"
Panel 2: the other alien responds "ahh like we did long ago before having them embedded into our brains!"
Panel 3: both aliens are laughing "HAhahahahah!"
Panel 4" the aliens look up with hypnotized eyes and both say "Advertisement"
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Old coworkers: "These new generations are so dumb" My work emails everyday: "Hello everyone. Please do not click the links titled IMPORTANT!!!! UPDATE CREDIT CARD INFO IMMEDIATELY$$$$$$. We understand that these scam emails can be tricky and hard to spot. Please be cautious in the future."
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
trump during a zombie apocalypse: "I have fired the head of the WOKE LIBERAL zombie response team as well as cut all funding to the research they were doing."
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
“NOOOO THEY MADE THE CHARACTER A BLACK WOMAN!!! THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS BLACK PEOPLE OR WOMEEEENNNNNNNN!!”
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Batman the Cape Crusader is so fucking good you guys
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hot Chemical Liquid Man!
Hot chemical liquid man is exiting a casino when a fan approaches and says "holy cow! Hot chmical Liquid man!" "could i get a selfie?" Hot chemical liquid man spits in his face and he screams "AHHH FUCK" He holds his eyes and says "Christ my eyes! What even is this??" while hot chemical liquid man takes his phone and wallethot chemical liquid man bursts through a brick wall and a bunch of children yell his name. He gives the children cups of lean and they say "wow! cups of lean!" a responsible adult runs up and snatches the cups and pours them out saying "jesus christ! kids give me those right now" he points to hot chemical liquid man (who is lighting a cigarette and says "you need to fucking LEAVE"Panel 1: father to son who is watching tv "what're you watchin' bud?"
Panel 2: the tv says "introducing the coolest new toy!" two kids hold up hot chemical liquid man"
Panel 3: HCLM is being banned form barnes and noble
Panel 4: a man shouts "You broke my daughters heart, hot chemical liquid man!"
Panel 5: the father says "what IS this?? why do you WANT this??"Panel 1: the adventures of Hot Chemical Liquid Man!
Panel 2: a man points to a well and says "Hot chemical Liquid man! There's a child trapped in this well!"
Panel 3: Hot chemical liquid man leaves 
Panel 4: Hot chemical liquid man goes into a gentlemans club
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Basket ball: “give me the orb” Soccer: “kick the orb” Baseball: “get this orb the fuck away from me” Tennis: “you take the orb. No you take the orb”
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Me to centrists every time a socialist wins their primary:
Finn from Adventure Time making a funny mocking face with the caption “Support Blue no matter whoooo”
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
ABDUL EL-SAYED WON LET’S FUCKIN’ GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🎈 🎉 🎊
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The booking dot com commercials where the narrator mocks working class people and negs them into booking a vacation are weird and fucked up and I do not like them
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Trump dismantles pandemic response team: there’s a pandemic. Trump dismanltes U.S.AID: hundreds of thousands of people died. Trump makes huge FDA cuts: there’s cases of explosive diarrhea. This is what we mean by “pattern recognition” there are people who just can’t put things together.
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
There was a moment where every Democrat came together and agreed “oh yeah biden is too old”. To be clear: THAT MAKES ALL OF US BETTER THAN ANY FUCKING REPUBLICAN. Your fucking clown car political party voted for lying, sleepy, adjudicated rapist, conman who doesn’t know his own kids names. Idiots.
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Get your shit together
Leftists: “you have 2 years to generate a candidate that doesn’t support genocide”
The dnc: “so you’re just gonna let trump win?”
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