Sign in

DC Pierson

@dcpierson.bsky.social
87K followers 1.7K following 4.8K posts

Actor, author, comedian. A good one, even. Dcpierson at gmail dot com Www.dcpierson.com/newsletter

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by DC Pierson
Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 5h
There aren't gonna be a whole lot of towns in the United States that can compete with Florence, Oregon, for the title of Most Interesting Town History Section on Wikipedia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florenc...
A screenshot of the top of Florence's Contents sidebar on Wikipedia, which reads:

Contents
(Top)
History
Exploding whale
Accidental ban on sex
38715
Reposted by DC Pierson
WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When a car gets all fucked up in a car chase but has to keep chasing anyway: that’s cinema. I know how that car feels. That car and I are comrades.
215119
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MAMDANI SCANDAL: Mayor Said To Think Several Songs From “We Shall All Be Healed” Are On “The Sunset Tree”
618227
Reposted by DC Pierson
It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Based on nothing but hope, I believe that as you slip from this world into the next, you get to see yourself as those who love you see you
1629635
Reposted by DC Pierson
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm ready for 3 and half hours of non-stop @dcpierson.bsky.social 's Apple Store guy action.
Actor/comedian DC Pierson, a guy with long hair, bushy beard, and an Apple uniform standing in front of Captain America and Black Widow.
71648
Reposted by DC Pierson
NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
GOOD NIGHT, OTTO
NANCY SAYS GOOD NIGHT TO HER PET TURTLE OTTO
857261
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When I was 6, this is the guy I thought my velcro Body Glove wallet would turn me into
1682
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ah sweet they got the stage all set up for Duluthapalooza
2692
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ted Chiang story premise
216910
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Comic strip title: outside brain

Me sitting across from my brain outside a therapist's office. My brain is looking at a smartphone 

Me: THIS WEEK, LET'S FINALLY START PROCESSING THOSE PAINFUL CHILDHOOD EMOTIONS.

MY BRAIN: NAH, WE JUST GOT AN AMBIGUOSLY WORDED WORK E-MAIL. GONNA NEED THE FULL HOUR.
0511
Reposted by DC Pierson
e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 25/09/2026
maybe these things are alive, maybe they aren't, all I know is I'm giving one my credit card and telling it to have some fun
21178
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why is no one having kids? GAS PRICES. Today it cost me over $100 to fill up my child
171329193
Reposted by DC Pierson
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm under no illusions about how things are or what the trajectory is. But I'm also excited for the future because that is where I will hang out with the people I care about and do the things I like doing, or haven't done before. Weird but telling that this holds less appeal for much richer people.
292002236
Reposted by DC Pierson
Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
2893742662
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What Road needs to do in therapy
Sign taped to street post that says in handwritten letters, WORK ON ROAD
2474
Reposted by DC Pierson
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
A guy and his disembodied brain outside of a therapist’s office. The guy says “this week, let’s finally start processing those painful childhood emotions” and his brain, looking at a smartphone, says “nah we just got an ambiguously worded work email. Gonna need the full hour.
0618
Reposted by DC Pierson
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/09/2026
Never been to the opera before? Now’s your chance. We’re giving away 70,000 free tickets to the @metopera at the iconic Lincoln Center. Go to on.nyc.gov/opera to enter the lottery. There’s not a bad seat in the house.
684249025521
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If this documentary ends up revealing as much about its maker as it does about its subject, i stg
233725
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Whatever i was gonna do anyway is praxis
0533
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Made this last year and it is relevant again in the Northern Hemisphere
open.spotify.com
Fall Playlist: For Seasonal Use Only
Playlist · DC Pierson · 20 items · 21 saves
2124
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Comic strip: Outside Brain

Me waking up and looking at phone: OH NO, WE’re LATE!

MY BRAIN, outside my body: DONT JUST SIT THERE!
START GETTING READY IN A RUSHED, HALF -ASSED WAY THAT ENDS UP TAKING LONGER!
1721
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Actually too nice a day for the coffee shop to be playing Nick Drake. Performing a Hipster’s Arrest
4531
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The solution: enigmaxxing
Headline underneath pic of man looking in the mirror

Maxxing treats life as a problem when it's a mystery
by Hakon Evjemo
psyche
0783
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Comic strip title; outside brain

Me, holding wrench: LET'S DO OUR FUTURE
SELVES A FAVOR AND PUT
THIS BACK WHERE IT GOES.

My brain, a cute little cartoon character, standing next to me on the counter, angrily: THAT'LL MAKE 'EM SOFT!
IF WE HAD TO LOOK FOR IT, SO SHOULD THEY!
1806
Reposted by DC Pierson
Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ETA on this AMA: about 30 mins!
1303
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NPR REPORTER: “…and that trail? Lead me here. To Gravelsburg, PA.”
2430
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If a public radio journalist slammed their rental car door while reporting a story, you are gonna be HEARING that shit
41917
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
313812
Reposted by DC Pierson
lxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany
02696577
Reposted by DC Pierson
sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I refuse to make this any less complicated
A draft post as follows:

*Mark Twain, F Scott Fitzgerald, and Jack London doing competing elevator pitches as I punch the door button repeatedly*
Mark: what if a boy had a raft
Scott: what if a man had a party
Jack: what if a dog had a job
Mark: what if the boy is a rascal
Scott: what is the man is a fraud
Jack: what if the dog can commune with fire
941156
Reposted by DC Pierson
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“We Do Not Look Like Him:” Exhibits At Haunted Doll Museum Release Joint Statement On McConnell
3638114
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Box Of Free Books: A Play In 3 Acts
Spines of 3 books from a box of free books

ATTACHED: 
THE NEW SCIENCE OF ADULT ATTACHMENT AND HOW IT CAN HELP YOU FIND-AND KEEP-LOVE

2nd book: conscious uncoupling

3rd book: I’m JUST HERE FOR MORE FOOD
1646
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Michael’s a genius, volume one million
2453
Reposted by DC Pierson
Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
NYU Langone is paying the government $8.5 million in addition to ceasing gender-affirming care for minors. Cowardly loser shit.
352436652
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One must imagine Sisyphus kind of tired of it
663886
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
CARTOON

OUTSIDE BRAIN

ME TO MY BRAIN ABOUT A WALLETT: WE WONT HAVE TO KEEP LOOKING FOR THIS IF WE AWAYS PUT IT IN THE SAME PLACE.

My brain, a small cartoony organ outside of my head: BETTER YET, LETS HAVE 3 OR 4 PLACES AND FORGET SOME!
0803
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Morty! Morty. I’m Alan Cumming, Morty. I’ve got a [BELCH] sparkly kilt and everything.”
The Traitors promo image where Alan Cumming is wearing a Statue of Liberty style crown, the spikes of which resemble the hairdo of Rick, the character from Rick and Morty
121905218
Reposted by DC Pierson
pye 🍊 @pyeraptor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Biquette the legend 🐐🙏 rescued from a dairy farm, she lived the rest of her days at a communal farm / punk diy venue. she loved grind and attended shows held there, wandering freely and choosing to stand at the front during loud performances
Biquette backlit at a gig
322181
Reposted by DC Pierson
Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the wet bandits trying to rob a house
153095450
Reposted by DC Pierson
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.
Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens' moods, study says
1555802668
Reposted by DC Pierson
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,
342909534
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
THIS IS THE “DUH” ALERT SYSTEM. A LONG AND LOUD “DUH” IS ABOUT TO BE EMITTED.
4491
Reposted by DC Pierson
Phil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Got my ass
2854
Reposted by DC Pierson
Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 16/09/2026
I feel every one of these right to my core
1191
Reposted by DC Pierson
flowernymph234.bsky.social @flowernymph234.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me at every social situation
0232
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hell yeah, get their asses
1541
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
EVERY COMMENTATOR ON MSNBC:
1630
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
On this day 52 years ago, Robert A. Caro published “The Power Broker” and forever changed how exhausting boyfriends could be
323138
Reposted by DC Pierson
phil @philjamesson.com · 09/09/2026
me: one. two. three. announcer: off to a strong start me: four. five. s..six. seven announcer: bit of a wobble, but good recovery me: eight. nine. announcer: and the moment of truth? me: ten announcer: astounding!! yet another Full Display me: eleven announcer: and a well-earned victory lap
21417
DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have had the distinct pleasure of working with both this show’s creators and I can assure you it whips ass It also stars your boyfriend Matthew Rhys
2554