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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃

@falconryfinance.bsky.social
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Falcon Backed Securities consist of prime bird, subprime bird, and junk bird, all balanced to satisfy a AAA rating by major agencies. Secured by proprietary flock-chain technology.

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12 𓅃 @12.shsbs.xyz · 13h
it's just like that famous saying: hurt people hurt people hurt people hurt people hurt people hurt people hurt people hurt people hurt people hurt people
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 2h
This shit has more in common with the heavy metal/dadrock crossover aesthetics present in early porno than anything else. See: Savannah, the early porn star who committed suicide under horrific working conditions. Ray Hörsch society
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 4h
fifth dimensional beings stopped incarnating as animals because their attempts at natural movement would be uncanny and terrifying to natural observers
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 5h
they print the money out of thin air and have set up a society where people will do increasingly evil shit for increasing increments of monetary reward. Nothing good can happen in this deadlocked formation. They can just print away any hard tactical loss into a strategic victory.
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 5h
they have a discount on this housing unit but there's a speaker embedded in the ceiling in every room and it has a direct connection to a microphone that is sometimes used by Elon musk or other billionaires to say what's on their minds or to play strange sounds or repetitive musical phrases
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 5h
is there a way to nullify the fifth dimensional perspective I'm tired of my living spaces serving as a zoo animal exhibit for the enrichment, education, and enlightenment of alien scum
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
kurai mōdo
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bodily interference with the bullet trajectory of an investigating officer
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
learning close hand magic techniques to help me meet women who are waiting for the bus or at the Laundromat or otherwise captivated by their circumstances to be my unwilling audience
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
unsuccessful pickpocket who nevertheless persists in targeting only colostomy bags during his short life, it's an isekai series, what kind of world is he transported to and how does he achieve hero status there
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 28/09/2026
“We came up with some very astounding numbers,” Wellinghoff said. “If you knock out nine total substations among those three grids, you can black out the entire United States.” www.nytimes.com/2026/08/18/m...
nytimes.com
What if America Went Completely Dark?
The power grid relies on thousands of aging, hand-built transformers. If enough fail, the blackout could last years.
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Sista 𓅓 @sista.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In the hoodie @hoodieup@mastodon.social Bluesky has been compromised by fascist big tech money via Toni Schneider and Gus Coldebella (DHS / RNLA / Trump) of True Ventures, and the supposedly "independent" PLC org board isn't independent. #bluesky
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Chimi Hendricks 𓅃 @chimihendricks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We have answered the question of "what would ulillillia be like with lots of cash?"
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Shatter 🅅 𓅃⭐ @shatter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The truth is the majority of Americans are thrilled to be enslaved in corporate servitude.
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Oops𓅓 @vodkula.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WE REPLACE YOUR EYES WITH EGGS want eggSelent vision? Call number below! No risk! Just eye egg
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Alfred Twu @alfredtwu.com · 27/09/2026
Rank Daria Wrubel #1 for Berkeley City Council District 1! She supports building housing, tenant protections, and ending the use of Flock surveillance cameras so that we can protect our community's privacy. www.dariaforberkeley.com P.S. our hats match! 👒
Alfred and Daria Wrubel, both are wearing big flowery straw hats and warm pastel colors.  Alfred is holding a Daria Wrubel for Berkeley City Council sign.
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
TIL that Mark Pincus (the guy who got rich off of FarmVille) melted his brain and decided billionaires should declare class war against the rest of us. “Waaah waaah if the Democrats are gonna try to tax me than I’m gonna go full fash.”
against social justice activism.
An especially surprising turn came from Mark Pincus, who was among the early San Francisco Web entrepreneurs who saw the Internet as a means of empowerment and connection that could elevate politics and govern-ment. He was a Democrat by background and disposition, an enthusiastic Burner and counted Reid Hoffman among his closest friends; he didn't buy the view that unfettered techno-capitalism would create something close to utopia all by itself. Still, he'd be voting for Trump.
Pincus was long gone from Zynga, which had faded in relevance and been sold several times, but he was still active in the city. He'd bought the building on Eighteenth Street in the Mission that had been home to his failed startup Tribe back in the early 2000s, and it now housed a few small startups, and his own tinkerings. He was backing his friend Daniel Lurie for mayor, but was also fine with Mark Farrell or even London Breed-like most of the city's elite, his preference was ultimately anyone-but-Peskin. In his case, though, frustrations with the city government were enmeshed with a wholesale rejection of the national Democratic Party.
"They don't like billionaires, and you know what, we don't like them other. So le's not pretend that we're friends anymore? he said shordy before the election. "I do not like the Democratic Party. I don't like Trump.
I dislike the Democrats more than I dislike Trump. I think they're full of
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the FBI has a shockingly different operational definition of "service animal"
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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of spending eternity having my entrails ripped out by falcons. 🥰♥️
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if we don't permit our FBI agents to suck dog dick then there's nothing to stop criminals from filling that power vacuum and sucking those dog dicks themselves
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hand-churning human breastmilk into butter as a favor for my crazy neighbor
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Gulag Gulagovich Gulagov @gregory.levonian.net · 25/09/2026
Belarusian patriot umbrella vs. normal umbrella.
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think I had a sleep apnea dream while napping this evening. I was in my bathroom and felt the AC come on overhead, then it snapped and started blowing on me like a 747 jet engine 2' over my head. I got pushed down and crawled out of the way, then woke up gasping. (I have a CPAP for normal sleep)
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Ohio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tired: uni-sex bathroom Wired: heterosexual bathroom
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NEW MASS PROPAGANDA LINE: start calling same-sex bathrooms "homosexual bathrooms"
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That tree guy 𓅃 @somearborist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Iced coffee does not create a safe environment that is interested in revolutionary praxis.
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Per a note to Boston Globe staff today, the lesbian bar story generated 1,000 subscriptions to the paper yesterday. The Globe’s managing editor said it was “by far our best performing story of the year,” and appears to be “on pace to shatter all sorts of Globe records.”
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bringing an iced coffee to my job interview at the immunocomprised lesbian bar
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this could be us
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MisanthropeLovesBirds𓄿𓄿 @bird-nerdco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This male American Kestrel is pretty relaxed but you’d never know it based upon the expression on his face #Birds 🪶
Male American Kestrel perched atop a blue spruce tree looking directly at the camera in a really intense way
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sam @samthielman.com · 23/09/2025
CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
here take a hit and pass it
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm watching THAT kind of anime
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yung quaibo @videoteca-nod.org · 22/09/2026
the reason why many queer liberals are huge fucking babies about COVID precautions is because it holds a mirror up to their non-radicalism
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Citizen Harry 😷🥄⚙️💚🍉 @citizenharry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It feels like this is referencing how many people got COVID from her packed giant concerts with no N95s required, but that would require self-awareness & empathy that is clearly lacking among celebrities in general.
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this shit is gonna set back pedagogy for years and years
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We have our answer on what actually happened with the woman and the dog and the bat in Minneapolis. www.startribune.com/bat-rabies-m...
A bat found in downtown Minneapolis last week tested positive for rabies - and on Monday, health officials said they identified the woman who may have handled it.
The Minnesota Department of Health had posted public notices seeking her so she could get a rabies assessment.
The woman was walking her dog around noon on Sept. 15 and noticed a bat on the sidewalk on Hennepin Avenue between N. Washington Avenue and N. 3rd Street. According to the Health Department, she picked up the bat with a plastic bag and gave it to a passing couple who offered to take the bat to a wildlife rehabilitation center in Roseville.
The bat died shortly after arriving at the rehab facility, and its rabies test came back positive on Friday.
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Another falcon tricked by the Nazi agitator flesh simulator
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i think i look exactly average
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm being sued in small claims court by the stalker for the emotional trauma they experienced while being subjected to the process of having a civil harassment restraining order successfully filed against them. $7500.
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stunwin @stunwin.com · 21/09/2026
my physical therapist's office is using ai for their seo blog content and they're recreated cow tools
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
your smooth boy here
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Jerry Seinfeld is looking rough
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Nthn Ldtk @nthnldtk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is the most chillingly dystopian future I have yet heard. UAEEF&F is a cursed prophet.
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
when you reach retirement age, it will be possible to live off of the cumulative multitude of monthly $10 class action settlements you will receive in the mail
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
leaving these around town in pairs in little baggies
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Futurama: Pharaoh Bender - Remember Me
Alt: Futurama: Pharaoh Bender - Remember Me
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