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Post Hoc Seasoning

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Software Engineer. Georgist/Raworthist. He/him

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 8h
googling Franz Reichelt for no particular reason
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15h
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-pe…
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 17h
3 weeks to the elections, Americans ask: "what can you do about the rising cost of living?" the government responds "we are doing a better job of honoring Christopher Columbus than anybody, also, we are going to shoot a guy on live TV"
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Michael Bench-Dracula @mikebenchcapon.bsky.social · 18h
Look, it's just common sense that in the ancestral environment if a man read a book by a woman or vice versa they'd get eaten by a lion
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is this supposed to discourage me from seeing the movie?
Olivia Colman re-enacts the Kama Sutra with a sentient basket
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 09/10/2026
please, may i have more opportunities to disappoint you? (flirting)
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 21/11/2024
you’re listening to 103.3 WFYR i’m sisyphus bringing you the same rock every night
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
men who sacrifice liberty for bibberty deserve neither
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BEGGING people to look up terms before using them for library social media. “BBW” doesn’t mean Banned Books Week
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Very saddened to say I won’t be able to headline Tim Pool’s student event in Chicago this week. I unfortunately have other plans.
Hi Katherine,
Timcast Media is partnering with the Chicago Thinker to host a student event in Chicago on October 9 at 4:00 PM.
The event will feature a one-on-one conversation with Tim Pool followed by a live student Q&A. To create a dynamic and balanced dialogue, we are specifically seeking a featured guest to represent a left-leaning perspective.
Timcast Media will fully cover and arrange all travel and accommodations.
Thank you in advance for your consideration.
Sincerely,
[REDACTED]

Hi Lisa,
Sorry, I'll be too busy slamming my hand in a car door that day to talk with Tim. Hope you understand.
Kat
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Calling RATM “Tom Morello and company” is such an incredible wasn’t-invited-to-anything-as-kid-ism
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Aftercare is really important so i usually send this: 👍🏼
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 04/10/2026
gwen stefani: you and me, i can see us dying. are we? me: well — gwen stefani: DON’T SPEAK me: [mumbling under my breath] ᵗʰᵉⁿ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ᵃˢᵏ ᵐᵉ ᵠᵘᵉˢᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵍᵉᵉᶻ
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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The band Iron Butterfly looking like a guild of scheming viziers
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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Truth
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not a single one of my reminders are friendly
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Please ignore the loud cracking noises as charizard gets sucked into the pokeball. That’s just his bones breaking
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
12 More Crazy Details You Missed In Your Divorce Settlement
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cageyratfish (they) UTC-7 🐟🏳️‍⚧️ @cageyratfish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Upper panels: John Nada (They Live) takes off his glasses momentarily to see a bunch of AI-slop advertisements.

Lower panels: He puts the glasses on again, and reads the REAL message behind the ads: "Consume." "Don't be creative." "Give more money to billionaires.""Forget about good design." "Let us steal your data." "Don't hire actual artists."
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 20/09/2026
it’s 2026 it’s not a “walk of shame” anymore it’s a “slut strut” (complimentary)
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Her: Why do you keep falling in love when you end up getting hurt? Me: Ever get an ice cream headache? Her: Of course. Me: Did you stop eating ice cream?
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's weird because Nirvana is now old whereas I am exactly the same age I was in 1992
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
obviously statler and waldorf explored each other's bodies. but did they roast one another the entire time
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 27/09/2026
watching the part of deep space nine where gul dukat is disguised as a bajoran (basically human) and thinking about gavin newsom
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The message this Chinese restaurant is sending by delivering my dinner with three fortune cookies enclosed is extremely passive-aggressive
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
pasta three meals a day is fine if they’re different shapes
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bus Trip Passengers meme w/ the man against the rock face reading "Billionaires with 12 yachts and a private jet" and the sunny view side being a golden retriever w/ a stick in its mouth reading "Dog with a stick"
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i dont want a fridge that can play youtube i want a dryer that burps after it eats socks
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Nightbreed (1990, dir. Clive Barker)
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“I have a very generic set of skills. Skills that pose no threat to you. If you stop now, that’ll be the end of it. Continue, and I will not be able to retaliate, unless my sitting on the couch flipping through movie choices on Netflix before settling on something truly awful threatens you.”
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
micro dwellings
A guy sitting in a hollowed out bomb with text reading “ AMAZING!
MEET THE NEXT BIG THING IN TINY HOUSES!
THIS NONPROFIT
TURNS OLD NUCLEAR
BOMBS INTO CUTE MICRO DWELLINGS!
AND TALK ABOUT GOING GREEN, THESE HOMES ARE BUILT RIGHT NEXT TO AN OLD LANDFILL!”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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James Petruzzi @hawaiianimages.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I think I see your trouble--looks like you hit a moose!"
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my net worth is pretty high i have like 50 nets
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 22/09/2026
“If you are staring at an example of social disorder or social inefficiency, and the left refuses to explain either why it has happened or how they will fix it, then the right gets to point at someone in the immediate area and say, ‘That’s who did it.’” crazy how much Mamdani speaks my language
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
Amish Man Ashamed To Learn He Logging Over 5 Hours Of Horse Time Per Day theonion.com/amish-man-ashamed-to-l…
Amish Man Ashamed To Learn He Logging Over 5 Hours Of Horse Time Per Day
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
1960
DOOMSDAY IS DUE IN YEAR 2026
--The Republican, 14 Dec 1960
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Nick @ecosozialismus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
right wing crashing out because not only will Mitch Green not resign for being correctly angry in 2020, it’s actually generating more support and excitement for his campaign.
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