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@vrunt.social
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hi i'm vrunt. your online friend not a troll

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vrunt @vrunt.social · 29/09/2026
bad week for news but at least Dennis Haskins, who played Mr. Belding on Saved by the Bell, is still alive at age 75
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 28/09/2026
scientists report they are weeks away from determining which chipmunk is getting the best head
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 18/06/2025
sent this inscrutible tiktok to the group chat and its given us all psychosis
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 25/09/2026
as always, you should only contribute to the discourse if you can: 1) make it funny and interesting 2) reference brutes, goons or stooges 3) include a plan to heist the prototype
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 25/09/2026
Alas, poor Yorick! I'm comin', Elizabeth
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 25/09/2026
watto of star wars
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 25/09/2026
complain of stomach trouble so i keep popping tums but it gets worse til i'm howling in pain and then i ask the reporter if they want any and seeing the container they discover i think 'tums' is a cute name for thumbtacks
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 09/09/2026
ladies, i would never do this
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 24/09/2026
tarot readings $5 three card spread $25 nine cards $75 up to seventy-seven cards venmo vrunt
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 24/09/2026
gf broke up with me because of my ongoing problem (dressing up as frank reynolds' art collector character ongo gablogian)
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 24/09/2026
tarot readings $5 three card spread $25 nine cards $75 up to seventy-seven cards venmo vrunt
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 22/09/2026
i'm not allowed to see this movie bc i'd foam at the mouth so bad it'll look like a giant spittlebug is in the theater seat
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 21/09/2026
next full moon exact time urgent
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 19/09/2026
i used to worry my son would come home with a pack of cigarettes. now i worry he might come home with a pack of WOLFS
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 20/09/2026
oh no, not me we never lost controwl you're face to face with the guardians of ga'hoole
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 19/09/2026
女みんな、よろしく。ブルルルントっと言います
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 19/09/2026
🎸 even kids with chicken pox love ooh ee ooh all these kids love armour hot dogs oh oh different kinds of kids galore
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 19/09/2026
sure yeah, can't even make a stick figure without fucking up and no one at the company gives enough of a shit to even give it another pass but go ahead and take my money so i can use this lazy shit technology every day too
ad for some AI company called evenfall
copy says "meet derek. ai every day. always hitting a wall. then he found evenfall"
the only graphic is a stick figure holding... a tablet maybe? he's missing an arm
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VIC-20 @vic-20.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 19/09/2026
i am
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 19/09/2026
its very funny to me that so many people know the character Captain Jonas Grumby but don't realize it because they never learned his name
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 19/09/2026
sarge and beetle bailey in hegseth's army
photoshopped beetle baily cartoon that has sarge leaning over beetle who is in bed, he's saying "what's this all about" and sarge is telling him it's time for his morning inspection
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 19/09/2026
setting aside my Normal Tales zine project i will never finish to start my Troll's Guide To Idioting zine project i will never finish
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 19/09/2026
wow i'm famous
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 18/09/2026
this routine seems to piss off people in general/public game chats, feel free to use vrunt: In N Out Burger has a secret menu y'all vrunt: animal style fries Gamer: That is so old lol vrunt: Huh? Gamer: Animal style frys been around forever vrunt: its on the secret menu so most ppl dont know
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 18/09/2026
this would be a cool avatar
the TweetOfGod avatar. guy with a white beard and wild hair in a white robe. irritating to look at
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 18/09/2026
probably one of those yea
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 18/09/2026
when your enemy's coffers are empty, now is the time to attack their structured settlements -- j.g. suntzworth, the art of cash
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 18/09/2026
i've made contact with a telepathic entity living on the asteroid 99942 Apophis. its name is Grunlant Hybegolis and it mostly wants to talk about seasonal fast food promotions. the checkers/rally's FlavaVersary menu, for example, is a topic of frequent discussion
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 18/09/2026
he just copied an infographic about bajookieland and changed the country name
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Bryce @girl.creditcard · 17/09/2026
I used to work at Bluesky as the intern that blew into the thing to help Why start his car.
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 17/09/2026
congress should be paid more
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 17/09/2026
the mushroom from MapleStory with a word balloon
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 17/09/2026
if i was an antibiotic-resistant bacteria this is where i'd hide too
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 17/09/2026
probably by doling out punishments based on increasingly opaque and arbitrary rules instead of improving the existing tools users have
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 17/09/2026
no one will ever make an instagram ad better than this
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 17/09/2026
when you get down to brass tacks, the film corky romano is actually pretty robust
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 16/09/2026
Can gambling be addictive? @taylorlorenz.bsky.social says no. “You wanting to hit the jackpot and win lots of money every day is not an addiction,” says Lorenz. “And to frame it that way is incredibly harmful and anti-science.”
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 16/09/2026
if anyone wants to fight me or hurt me, i have a shell
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 15/09/2026
well i was just let go at work for using the word 'semantics' which i believe my (now former) boss has completely confused the meaning of
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 15/09/2026
japanese prank shows are charting new territory, like "propellor stops at 1000 meters"
passenger and pilot in a small plane cockpit
the on-screen decoration shows it is part of a japanese television prank show where the propellor stops at 1000 meters
the caption reads "of course, the control wheel will also come off"same passenger, looking terrified and holding a bundle of loose wires, captioned "it came off! it came off!"
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
what's the matter flash fiction boy, afraid you might arc a character?
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 14/09/2026
close those files bro
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
But what if he ends up only eating one kind of food, engaging in repetitive rituals and never talks
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 14/09/2026
yep. and i don't work at valve by the way
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 14/09/2026
i have some concerns about my son, who i believe may possibly be a wolfman
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 14/09/2026
hello to any ladies on here. i want to tell you my name but i have a problem doing so
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 13/09/2026
the world is a largely awful place but i take some solace in knowing at least the new Central Park mascot doesn't have an unfortunate name
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 13/09/2026
another day with no sausage
tortie cat laying on a rug
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