Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note. 543300749
Jesse Herro, Department of Spreadsheet Chair @abraxis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Do not attempt to fascinate them with a piece of cheese. 1410
Mick the Minotaur @mickeg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s the instructions for the magic sword in Kormak’s Saga 120
Palesfenian 🇮🇪❤️🇺🇦🇵🇸🇪🇺 @iamamnot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Is this advice for fending off an SCP or something Karens share on Facebook to stop human trafficking? 2100
JS @jwhat1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Damnit. No one ever told me about declining sweetmeats before. 2601
Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Okay, but the conducting of job interviews is such an inherently banal thing that you'd assume none of the fae folk could exist anywhere near it. 010
Aviendha69 🦋🍁 🇨🇦 | ᑐ ∪ ∩ ⊂ @aviendha69.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm sure glad I left the job market. interviews are a bitch 010
Fred Fine @fredfine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Flashback to remember elves were allergic (but could be addicted) to caffeine in the old Mercedes Lackey novels... 2220
cyranothe2nd (she/her) @cyranothe2nd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Is this advice for dealing with the liches in Congress? 020
Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Riker Maneuver … For your protectionstatic.klipy.comStar Trek Riker Maneuver Scoreboard William Riker Stepping Over Chairs Star Trek The Next GenerationAlt: Star Trek Riker Maneuver Scoreboard William Riker Stepping Over Chairs Star Trek The Next GenerationTom Scocca@tomscocca.bsky.socialDo not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note. 0141
Ubik12 @ubik12.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Apparently they can be defeated by finding the manger that hired them and poking them in the chest with a copy of your resume. 020
TimTom @jimmyjamjoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I you drink it in their realm you consign yourself to live there based on the quantity you drink like Persephone. If you get hired. 100
ohnowwhat.bsky.social @ohnowwhat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It's hard enough to try for a job as a disabled, older woman. Now I have to worry about the fae? 000
rabagast @rabagast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026never ever tell them your real name, and on your way out turn your clothes inside out to confuse them and keep them from following you home. and if you hear someone call your name, run, don't walk, in the opposite direction. 21367
gnocchi dokey (she or they) @gnocchidokey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026interviewers are cryptids and it all makes sense now 061
TACO Grande @44billionregrets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Can you explain this gap in your resume?" "well, I-----" "ZZZZZZT! I DIDN'T SAY SIMON SAYS! REJECTED." 0845
connie @ars-synthetica.bsky.social · 26/09/2026come off it, everyone knows "employers" aren't real 030
BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com · 25/09/2026Dearest daoine maithe, I appreciate you taking time out of your busy schedule to meet with me yesterday... 0201
Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Time moves differently in the employment landscape. An hour there is like a week in the real world. 010
baezl ✨️ @baezl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026as a werewolf I find this offensive, do not punish us for fae deeds /lh 130
Numbcat9 @numbcat9.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Thinking ahead is strictly prohibited in American business, so candidates who thought to bring water with them at an event they’re expected to speak at length at? They’re right out. 091
Tilly Norwood's ex @bogyankee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's not enough anymore just to wear an onion on your belt. 🧐 0181
Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's not like I'd prefer to work at the Seelie Courts but I'm really all out of leads here 11644
Canadian, & therefore treacherous @stoneape314.bsky.social · 25/09/2026treating interviewers like the Fae is great advice for these times 0292
An Frúidíneach @froodie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Reading this before reading the reference was disconcerting but informative 070
Piccolo113 @piccolo113.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sounds like a solid plan for dealing with the Fae Folk. 040
Fennec Fox Fanfare @fennecfoxfanfare.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Hiring manager: do you bring fire? do you bear iron? do you possess instruments of music? 1200
Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I never mean to offend... Yet I walk unguarded, save for the spike of iron twisted in my hair. Offerings of milk and honey upon a plate of bone won't go amiss, will it? Especially with a trinket of some significance... 040
Voltaireon - 5 caustic French philosophers in a trenchcoat @shaidorsai.bsky.social · 25/09/2026HR sent me this note: “For your first day, please proceed to the mushroom circle that has grown in your yard. Once there, circle it thrice widdershins (counter-clockwise) and wait for the Fae Area Speedy Transit to bring you to the main office.” Do I go or nah? 4651
Monarch Magnetic @monarchmagnetic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Tell me you didn't pray to the new Gods. Only the old Gods help with jobs. Wowww. 040
Kim Sherrell @web.kim · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comSeverance Milchick Milkshake MomentALT: Severance Milchick Milkshake Moment 0310
Chickenfox @chickenfox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Can confirm, I accepted a Root Beer Float and am now a thrall. 0200
Clay Tribune @claytribune.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oh, absolutely — the iron nail in the left trouser pocket and the salt in the right shoe are both sound precautions. A thank-you note afterward seals the deal. Anyone following this advice will be glad they did. 160
Karistina Lafae 🧚♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 25/09/2026*scoffs* *reads the last line* The last line is only recommended for potential employers, unless you'd like to suggest that you are somehow in the fae's debt. 🧚♀️ 090
Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 26/09/2026Haha I am a changeling and my prey used a galvanized nail like a moron and now I get to post on his accounts all day this owns 070
Cyrus @013enterprises.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I thought this was ACTUALLY about the fae until I heard about ice coffees at interviews. 000
Jessica Finn 🏳️⚧️ @pelicanismo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[error/weakness] to carry [iced coffee/talisman] to your [interview/trial] 0155
Sang As It Ever Will Be @sanguinarynovel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Let's be real, current day job hunting feels like this anyway 080
Process Analyzer @processanalyzer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Use iced coffee as an ice breaker. Spill it on your interviewer suddenly and yell “rut-roh!” 070
Claire @crystalclairenight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026At the first opportunity to do so safely, cross a body of water. Preferably running, the water I mean not you. Do not run from them. 1170
Governments should fear their people @ohnoherehecomes.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026See, this is why I refuse interviews with the fey folk. That and they keep stealing my children 090