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Nocturne

@noc73.bsky.social
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 7h
Hey there to all the posh political strategists in limbo 👋🏼 The solution is very simple: • Weaponize Honesty •
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 7h
Replying to every post with “what’s your point?”
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 9h
Corrects your typo with a more egregious typo
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 9h
This Julie von der Volksfront likes that the other Julie has found me 😍
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 10h
Julie has found me 😍
Julie bot accounts are flooding the scene
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 10h
Been out tracking a bit. Below is a moose track (young cow) and whitetail deer tracks (female) for size comparison. Very much like the average millennial, moose and deer have sex once a year in Oct/Nov, so they are getting busy right now.
Moose trackDeer trackMe
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 19h
As a vampire, i know a biter when i see one
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 20h
morning 👍🏼
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Aftercare is really important so i usually send this: 👍🏼
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tilted your phone again when your husband walked by didn’t you 😉
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe you overestimated your appeal ? It’s okay to be mid.
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Iconic vagmaxxing logging in
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Jon Green @modestholdings.com · 03/10/2026
Doink
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Of course you want a tall devil. How else you gonna reach that deal on the frosted cornflakes, huh ?
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Most of you don’t ever go outside your bedroom so this is what wild ginseng looks like in nature ⬇️ Used to be able to collect this and sell it ($350 per pound green) Now it’s illegal to harvest, so this one went back in the ground after. (one year I made 8k with that and bought a car lol)
Wild ginseng plantWild ginseng rootWild ginseng root and egg for size comparison
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Permanently attached the toilet seat to the wall - majoro problemo solved sweetie 😘
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*emails you a deficiency list after sex*
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Now that Christmas is over can we go back to real fun posting please
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~ Alison Peace @irishali13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
These days I'm often wondering What would —Beth Dutton do?—
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Noctober
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Schneider bumped the extension cord again 🙄
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We have detected the issue and are unwilling to solve it…
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
made kindling (a lot)
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry for what I said and for throwing my boot at you when my foot itched
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reinvigorate her passion by swiping breadcrumbs on the floor as she watches you ❤️
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Show her you love her today: Reply with “Sure thing” to everything she blabbers about 🥰
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m sorry I ratted you all out while under interrogation
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hands you a glass of cholera water.
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Don’t be sad he left you, he’ll find someone better.
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It shouldn’t be this hard, she said
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Your life is not about finding yourself. It’s about creating yourself. Big difference.
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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SoulScratches @soulscratches.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
wild musings untamed hunger old words in her soul young words in her mind silence bending in the midst of an adrenaline rush claiming it all every moment every word feeling the shadows She is #poetry #blackandwhitephotography
Black and white photograph of a sheer white blouse with the silhouette of a woman wearing white lace panties is seen through a blouse.
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
At least your mom knows how to finish things 😘
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sending random texts the eyeroll emoji.
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Protein is now the new water bottle obsession
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Set the weekend mood: fall asleep on top of her 🥰
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bang-pop. Gurgle-gargle-tsischhhhhhhh…slump-thud.
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Must be crash-out day on Bluesky. Everyone whining and crying and being emoshinaaal
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Now I’m bored
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Beta app Paul out there trying to be Mini-Zuck
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Very weird if literal: I’m all ears
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👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Inserting myself into your business
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
How can I annoy thee. Let me count thy ways. <inspiration>
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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It doesn't take a genius to figure out why you're single
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sounds like you’re going through some emotional stuff. Again.
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Screwworm. Not letting go of this.
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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
pops in and out
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A younger me would have been surprised by how often hope was the wrong thing.
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ꜰᴇᴍᴍᴇ (🜅) @violentfemme.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Maple leaves whisper, loons call, and the north remembers who it is.
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