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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 1h
these are the kinds of games they should make movies about
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 1h
harper's gonna come to the plate and pitch 1, spin the upper half of his body violently off of his legs trying to look manly
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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 2h
(watching the baseball 76ers for the first time this year) noooo bice!!
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 2h
phillies wanna go home so bad lmao
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 2h
phillies wanna go home so bad lmao
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 3h
there should have never been a baseball player called David Justice. baseball is not that serious
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 3h
going to jail doesn't feel so bad ever since they started calling it Retribution's Manse. my day to day feels more purposeful
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 3h
on r/personaljustice getting retributionpilled
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 3h
popping and locking angered the gods and everything since has been retribution
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 4h
[first guy at party] ugh he's coming this way. no matter what he says don't give him any vocals. [second guy at party] wha-- [me, a pop producer from 2016] heyy, brother got any Vocals i can chop ..?
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 4h
you're a vision, playboy
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 5h
lunch seeking behavior
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JLP @jlp.systems · 5h
Pimp My Consciousness
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 5h
throwing old moving blankets up over my stomach lining before i take ibuprofen
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Boiled Owl Leather Goods @boiledowlleather.bsky.social · 6h
Introducing the Aphorism and the Traveler! 2 field notes / passport wallets, designed to stand the test of time. Hand made to order from premium full grain leather. Customize leather/thread colours! Each wallet includes a handmade notebook w/sewn binding boiledowlleathergoods.com/collections/...
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 6h
𝘉𝘈𝘉𝘠 𝘓𝘈𝘔𝘉--𝘉𝘜𝘛 𝘏𝘜𝘎𝘌. 𝘚𝘐𝘡𝘌 𝘖𝘍 𝘊𝘖𝘞. 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘙𝘜𝘋𝘌. 𝘉𝘈𝘉𝘠 𝘓𝘈𝘔𝘉--𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘎𝘖𝘓𝘋𝘌𝘕. 𝘛𝘖𝘖 𝘉𝘐𝘎 𝘉𝘈𝘉𝘠 𝘍𝘖𝘙 𝘏𝘖𝘓𝘋𝘐𝘕𝘎. 𝘉𝘈𝘉𝘠 𝘓𝘈𝘔𝘉--𝘊𝘖𝘙𝘙𝘜𝘗𝘛. 𝘉𝘈𝘉𝘠 𝘏𝘜𝘎𝘌 𝘓𝘈𝘔𝘉 𝘉𝘈𝘉𝘠 𝘓𝘈𝘔𝘉 𝘊𝘏𝘌𝘌𝘒𝘚 𝘐𝘕 𝘔𝘠 𝘏𝘈𝘕𝘋𝘚, 𝘌𝘕𝘊𝘜𝘗𝘗𝘌𝘋 "traditional desert poem", unknown
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tweet from phil (@PhilJamesson):

Officer: do you know why I pulled you over
Me: no sir
My Parrot: hell yea I love driving 86 mph without a seatbelt! my name is phil jamesson
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Ppallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 8h
The names that the Wu-Tang Clan name generator is capable of spitting out are just as good as the "real" Wu-Tang Clan members names. If you can't accept that you will not survive in tomorrow's world. I will often spend hours on end generating names, this is how your kids will interact with Hip-hop.
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 19h
Soccerina of Time
youtu.be
Zelda: Soccerina of Time - Hyrulean Fútbol Matchup Mod (WIP)
YouTube video by n2existance
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 20h
60 feet 6 inches is not how far that strikeout will travel friggin abbvie
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 20h
my dog is barking at the pepsi polar bear
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 20h
they keep playing the bumper music on nbc lmaooooo
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 21h
i'm extraordinarily close with your mom
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 21h
TPL will hatewatch a whole ass baseball game #respect
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 22h
shooting my thigh with a cattle gun because i'm bored
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 23h
Eleven Times The Old Sorcerer Living in The Impossibly Crooked Tower Outside of City Limits Subjected The Local DSA Board To Otherworldly Suffering of The Body and The Spirit.... And Served *Unmatched* Gandalf Slay From Hat Point to Shoe Point While Doing It
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 23h
Jess out here doing the work
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 23h
chat is this good?
current astros pitcher has no headshot on mlb app
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
let's put guys named derrick to the blade
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 23h
yo mr white what's it take to be loved bitch
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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 29/09/2026
Oh Derek, what happened
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i've been turning my entire body into a gun
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if i got a whammy on press your luck i probably would just end it right then and there
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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rosemary should not have a baby.
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when i was a teenager i mixed up tina fey and julia louis-dreyfus in a twitter exhange with a cool girl from my high school and i literally have never talked to her since. that's what shame looks like. that's why i can never run for office
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i did one of those anonymous questions posts for my followers and they just kept sending me the exact time of my death
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hi their @mikemay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Make sure to keep deku shields away from my posts, because they burn in the presence of fire.
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
pondering a light snack
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nikk @nikk.ca · 29/09/2026
rizzler's mother
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
4 teams are gonna come out on top today. and frankly it's unclear what will happen after that
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dazed and Confused Gillespie
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i would never maintain a position
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the internet just broke down. we'll have to thumb it the rest of the way
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
one of these jackets was sold on ebay literally 4 days ago. it was listed for $4,000 ebay.io/m/1xJROV
ebay.io
SEGA Sonic The Hedgehog Video Game Employee Gift Varsity Jacket RARE 1991 Men L | eBay
Purchased this from a sega employee a few years back and have had it on display in my office. The man told me that he and a handful of other employees were given them. A one of a kind piece of video game history. Could probably use a professional cleaning. Signature will be required upon delivery and it will be fully insured when shipped.
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draft punk @sainthing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
human centipede frankly is your only option if you're looking to achieve a really tight phalanx
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
take me to your funkytown
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fucking up really bad is like jazz
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