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Andrew MF Reynolds

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Andrew MF Reynolds @andrewmfreynolds.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
@coachfinstock.bsky.social was this on the list?
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Andrew MF Reynolds @andrewmfreynolds.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Read the room, dog.
Thumbs down for bad joke
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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Rush Limbaugh has been five years sober! Congrats to him!
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SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
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Russ The Tedious Ghost @russ41.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
imagine being so maniacally racist that you side with the fire over the firefighter
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Krista K. Thomason @kkthomason.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
See, the problem with email is that, when you email someone, they email you back. Then you have another email to read. Has anyone looked into this problem?
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Chicken the Friendly Ghost @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I didn't want to do today and I can absolutely guarantee I will feel the same about tomorrow.
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣 Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S: 

Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier.
Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready."
Five stars. Will absolutely return.
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
[through chopstick walrus tusks] divorth?
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
FYI here are the flight logs to Jeffrey Epstein’s plane that Gawker published in 2015: www.gawkerarchives.com/flight-logs-...
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Flight Logs Put Clinton, Dershowitz on Pedophile Billionaire’s Sex Jet
Bill Clinton took repeated trips on the " Lolita Express"—the private passenger jet owned by billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein—with an actress in softcore porn movies whose name appears...
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 15/07/2025
Once again, we were not nominated for an Emmy due to not being a TV show.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
my ancestors: *hunting a wild boar and grinding corn by hand so they can have breakfast* me: *trying to stir natural peanut butter* jesus christ will my suffering NEVER end
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
You do one prank at work and all of a sudden you’re "the guy who released the tigers”
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Jen @ladyjenpool.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 23/06/2025
i have not been able to grow one bird with this seed
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Andrew MF Reynolds @andrewmfreynolds.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
@davidjroth.bsky.social trying to bring back your coined gem for Trump, the Big Wet President. My wife says it's funny but she can't laugh because she is gagging too much.
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Foolproof?!! Stand aside
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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
My dad was great but he's dead. Let this be a lesson to you other dads.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
[walking into a restaurant] Host: would you like a table? Me: no, floor for four
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
ME: *points at my "World's Greatest Dad" shirt* CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt* ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug* CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug* ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword*
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
And a very go-fuck-yourself to you as well, Madame
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Ursula @ladyofsardines.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Comrade card for 6/13/2025.
Watercolor. Five green stems. One with blooming pink three-petal flower. One with just beginning to open bud. Quote from Louise Michel: The task of teachers is to give people the intellectual means to revolt.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/06/2025
the year is 2029. i start my work day by logging into the authentication app and plugging a six digit code from my phone into the computer. after repeating this process 300 more times for every application and website i use, i am finally ready to get to work. it is now 5pm and time to go home
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 11/06/2025
Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 11/06/2025
leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control
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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Really getting into "ice cream" lately, that stuff is pretty good.
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT. CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open. DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open. CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are. DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
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Andrew MF Reynolds @andrewmfreynolds.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
"The need... for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear."
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
(Banging on the window of a guy talking on the phone in his car) hey man you’re in a filter bubble. Hang on (aggressively rattling the door handle) let me get in there and show you the most racist image you have ever seen,
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 30/05/2025
you shall have no other gods before me (taylor's version)
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
So i just spray this in my ears?
I'm holding a can of Ant Out Jet Foam Ant Killer
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
GOD: *creates doctors ANGEL: So these guys will have the power to save lives. They'll start to think they're better than you soon. GOD: *creates apples
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Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
ME: *posing for a picture* X-RAY TECHNICIAN: sir, you don’t have to smile for these.
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Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Actually, this isn’t true. No such play or movie was ever produced.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works
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ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Fool me once, that's normal. Im pretty stupid. Fool me twice, also very common. Fool me three times, you guessed it.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
not to get too deep in the weeds here but everything is horrifying
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
You breakdance, you bought dance.
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Steve Metz @stevemetz.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
ME: and make mine a double WAITER: your..your tater tots? ME: you heard me
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/05/2025
New Study Finds It Is Impossible To Lose Weight, No One Has Ever Done It, And Those Who Are Trying Should Give Up theonion.com/new-stu...
New Study Finds It Is Impossible To Lose Weight, No One Has Ever Done It, And Those Who Are Trying Should Give Up
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 31/05/2025
JOHN LENNON: lucy in the sky with diamonds ME: god damn it, john. have you not played Clue before??
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 29/05/2025
i’m here you fuckaas bitch
a rooster standing in front of the door to a KFC restaurant, it looks pissed
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
overheard: i think that creep is listening to us
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
the French got our asses
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 17/05/2025
So all the 14s & 88s everywhere are just mysteries and coincidences but 86 is numerical warfare do I have that right
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