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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴

@brutumfulmen.bsky.social
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🌮 West Texan. Redneck Disney Princess. Dallasite. Data guy. Byzantine& Late Antique History. I’m the Golden Retriever boyfriend. He/Him “The Gospel takes away forever our right to discriminate between the deserving and the undeserving poor.” —Dorothy Day

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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 2h
I MEAN… 🤣
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The Orion @gettheorion.bsky.social · 6h
We're in the position we're in today, held hostage by a pack of pedophiles, because we didn't ruin the lives of rapists decades ago.
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 9h
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 4h
PSA:
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pax-nw.bsky.social @pax-nw.bsky.social · 9h
👇In a nutshell.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 6h
Sometimes I feel bad for being snarky to people on twitter. Sometimes I’m also instantly vindicated.
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 8h
We shouldn’t get complacent— but yeah, I think it would be REAL cool if we can toss out every one of these DREADFUL people and start to clean up the mess!
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 8h
FEWER WHEELS, MORE HEELS! Don’t let off the gas, y’all— let’s see this through.
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 10h
let’s do a few more, for morale’s sake
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Chicago Fire Stella Kidd
Alt: Chicago Fire Stella Kidd
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 8h
😭💔😭♥️
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 8h
OH MY!
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Kat Benjamin @katskib.bsky.social · 12h
This is beyond embarrassing.
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 8h
I didn’t INTEND to style this salad like I worked for “Bon Appetit” magazine, but hey! I’ll take it. 😁
A spinach salad with cucumber and tomato and blue cheese, topped with grilled chicken.
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 9h
They’re just so adorable, I love them!
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 9h
The thing I’ve always thought about Curtis Yarvin— and others of his ilk— is that he wouldn’t last 10 minutes in an actual street fight with Communists. Say what you will about Nazis and Italian fascists (and I have)— at least they could scrap. 🙄
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 10h
I’m surprised at Michigan and New Mexico— if you’d asked me, I would have said Superman ice cream for Michigan and Cinnamon ice cream for New Mexico. But hey! Coffee and cookie dough are pretty good, too. 😁
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 11h
Behold the solar-powered chihuahua recharging! 🥹
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 11h
It’s me, I’m girls (in this particular instance)!
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 11h
I think I only got like 3 or 4, but I understand that some folks have gotten triple that amount or more! I wonder what the criteria are… 🤔
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 11h
This is the greatest Wisdom. Tell your friends you love them, it’s desperately important.
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 11h
All of this. I am EXCEEDINGLY wary and apprehensive of anyone who doesn’t enjoy the company of animals. Now if you aren’t familiar with certain animals (I have friends with tortoises, and I’m not super familiar with their care and feeding, etc.) that’s one thing. But if you HATE animals? Red flag!
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 11h
I have to admit, I would NOT have thought to call him that…
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14h
what an asshole
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something tells me that Christina Ricci is a hell of a parent. I love seeing parents who teach their children right from wrong, and to stand up for what's right.
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Alex Awoos @alex-awoos-backup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel like more people should be talking about this part
Screenshot from the article that reads, The Stud, San Francisco's oldest gay bar, was only able to have its Meta pages restored because of the bars popularity among gay tech executives with connections to Meta
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 21h
They would have to send out a team with multiple sandwich bags to find all the pieces of me. 😭
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 21h
Awwwww! Zoom on, little one!
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rex 🦖 @rexs1gma.bsky.social · 22h
she's perfection.
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Shotgun Pump - Addams Family Values
ALT: Shotgun Pump - Addams Family Values
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 21h
IMPORTANT BIRTHDAY WISH TO BE FULFILLED!
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 21h
If more people paid with cash, a significant portion of the American economy would crumble overnight, and hundreds of thousands of middling sorts in consumer finance would lose their jobs. Perhaps this should happen.
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Jason @jxsxpx.bsky.social · 22h
It’s also a solid Thanksgiving choice
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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 05/10/2026
The Secret of Nimh.
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The Secret Of Nimh Nostalgia
ALT: The Secret Of Nimh Nostalgia
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not sure if the point of Angela Paxton’s video was to cause people to search Angela Paxton’s name only to find out that she helped facilitate Ken Paxton’s corruption for many years before ultimately filing to divorce him on “biblical grounds”, but that’s what happened.
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh absolutely not 😬
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
yeah, the reason republicans are just not going to budge from texas is the reason why armies try not to abandon their capitals. it isn’t necessarily a strategic defeat to lose the seat of power, but it is a profound blow to morale.
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is exactly why I voted for Ken Paxton in the primary and the runoff* (we have open primaries here, so you don’t have to register ahead of time)— I wanted them to spend EVERYTHING to defend the most corrupt possible candidate. And BEHOLD… apple.news/AYDX21GZUSA6...
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‘A slow-moving car crash:’ Republicans are wary of the $200 million-plus price tag to save Ken Paxton — POLITICO
Top Republicans are still hoping MAGA Inc. will pump more money into the already expensive Texas Senate race as they fret about their GOP nominee.
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Turns out Agent Luther Sloane from Starfleet’s Section 31 is in this episode! Who knew? 😁
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hay gurl haaaayyyyy! 👋
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I really want to get some super-duper expensive pro-level chef’s knives again, I used to have a set but I sold them to a culinary student. He needed them more than I did at a time, but you can’t do stuff like this with your average knife set!
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 04/10/2026
no, she’s the wolf from a 4th or 5th century mosaic depicting the founding of Rome
The she-wolf who nurtured Romulus and Remus, depicted in mosaic form as a maniacal black dog with sharp teeth and white eyes.
My dog, bearing an uncanny resemblance to the maniacal mosaic wolf.
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He’d make a great one. We need an AG who can’t be bought and whose faith in the rule of law and fidelity to the Constitution is unbroken and unassailable. He fits the bill in every single way.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
More Democrats need to be telling the online casino owners behind Polymarket to shut the fuck up
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The collective ignorance of MAGA, a cult that mindlessly repeats whatever they've been told by liars—and knows no actual history.
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every single one of these stories is like this and it pisses me off to no end
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Co-signed— don’t ever speak to me or my drinking water again!
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve often wondered what the animals in my life would say if given the chance… but I’ll be honest, them making up cuss words was not top of my list!
A Reddit post in the subreddit r/PetsWithButtons by user u/PamIwell :

Title: My cat has started to use "vacuum" as a curse word

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Basically the title. I gave him a "vacuum" button because the vacuum is stressful for him and l wanted to be able to clearly communicate that the vacuum was going to happen and let him know "vacuum all done." He definitely knows what it means because when the vacuum is running he will push "vacuum" repeatedly and also add "nervous" in there too. But now he has started spamming vacuum after I tell him no, like he is using it as a curse word. For example, he will ask for "snackie" when we JUST got done with snackie and I will say
"snackie all done" and then he will go spam the vacuum button. Yeah, ok bud, I hear you loud and clear that you feel "vacuum" about "snackie all done." Or he snuck a lick from the end of my spicy curry dish (I did not authorize this, I looked away for ONE second, I could tell he regretted this (spicy), and then he went and pressed "snackie vacuum." Yeah, ok bud, that snackie made your mouth feel
"vacuum".

I don't know what I'm asking really, just commiserating. I guess maybe he needs a "mad" button?
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have been personally and VICIOUSLY ATTACKED by this meme. 😭
“I’m a slut for history. A HOstorian, if you will.”
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😭😭😭
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here’s the thing about fascists— they NEVER have new ideas, they never have original thoughts. They ALWAYS fall back on imagery from the past while failing to learn anything from the substance. It’s all pageantry and show while the actual edifice of the state is falling down around their ears!
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