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Dubious Genius

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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 10/01/2024
I can be very self-critical. Probably because I've walked so many miles in my own shoes.
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
When King Midas touched himself, he was overcome with gilt.
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Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Them: "Learn to separate the art from the artist!" Me: "... I think you've got to pay for the painting first though...?"
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Oh my God it's happening
Clips from Bart vs. Australia episode of the Simpsons. Two men at the side of a lake shouting at a man in a rubber ring

"Mr. Prime Minister"

"Andy"
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The phrase "exit stage left" is used to refer to a hasty departure or retreat. Interestingly, left in this context is from the perspective of the person leaving, whereas, from an onlookers perspective, they will have appeared to have moved to the right.
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Remember Starmer for the greatest increase in terrorism under any prime minister cause he made nans holding paper signs into terrorists
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The phrase "exit stage left" is used to refer to a hasty departure or retreat. Interestingly, left in this context is from the perspective of the person leaving, whereas, from an onlookers perspective, they will have appeared to have moved to the right.
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Owen @problemsdog.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Wow that is not the announcement I was expecting but good on him
Guardian liveblog screenshot:

“Keir Starmer is coming out.
There is loud applause from his staff and supporters.
He looks miserable.”
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T'Other Simon @tothersimon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Latest version of (possibly) the silliest songlet I've ever written.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Stay frosty in these confusing times
One of those black and white quote means with a picture of Abraham Lincoln and a attributed quote that says the proliferation of artificial intelligence will make it impossible to believe anything you read on the Internet - Abraham Lincoln
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Rob Stears @robstears.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
You’d think Sundays would be more relaxing for atheists, but not when you remember we have to do all our own smiting
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
“I’ve never been more creeped out in my life”, said the poltergeist.
Headline:
Andrew Lloyd Webber claims to have had a poltergeist
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
No, you’re not
A photo of a Trader Joe’s packaged soy chorizo
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
As everyone is talking about Mr Blobby today here’s that time I put him in Jamiroquai’s Virtual Insanity video.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 04/06/2026
this is the printer of our discontent
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
You know summer has arrived in Ireland when the rain feels slightly warmer as it soaks you to the bone.
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
You know summer has arrived in Ireland when the rain feels slightly warmer as it soaks you to the bone.
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I wonder if meteorologists in Ibiza and Barbados get bored having to say "Today it will be hotter here than in Ireland and the UK" 360 days a year.
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
Hating someone because of their race, religion, sexual orientation or gender is stupid. If you just take the time to get to know them, you can hate their personality.
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I wonder if meteorologists in Ibiza and Barbados get bored having to say "Today it will be hotter here than in Ireland and the UK" 360 days a year.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Good Cop: i'm the chief of police Math Cop: i'm the county sheriff
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Some dance to remember Some dance to forget Some dance to YMCA
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 10/05/2026
to get away from someone who admired my work and bombarded me with questions about it, i hid at the top of a church out of the prying fan, into the spire
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Tom Neenan @tpneenan.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
only one day into our new reform council and i’ve already had a cigarette on the bus, whacked a noisy kid (not mine), seen a chalky white poo on the street (mine) gone to work half cut and erected 15 of these (pictured) we’re a proper country again
one of those old fashioned roadwork tents we used to have when we were a proper country
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Caitlin is Tired @looly.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I just realized that RFK has probably been the fifth dentist all along. 🙈
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Vibe coding, but in a medical sense.
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Vibe coding, but in a medical sense.
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I liked the first three Star Wars posts I saw, but I haven't really bothered to look at the more recent ones.
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
You can tell it's Star Wars day because the jokes are so forced.
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
You can tell it's Star Wars day because the jokes are so forced.
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I liked the first three Star Wars posts I saw, but I haven't really bothered to look at the more recent ones.
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Keith Byrne @keithinkrakow.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
”Boot”, a ten-part gritty Netflix series showing her creation.
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
The Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe is due a reboot.
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Hitler had plenty of ballroom.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Taurus: Dance like no one is watching. Run like you're not being chased. Hide the evidence in the dumpster. Await further instructions.
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Isaiah 66:25 And God blessed them, and said unto them; "she was 16, which is the age of consent where I come from"
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Threesome - sex between three people Handsome -
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
#MythBuster
Cartoon of a crude drawing of the top half of a naked man protruding from the front of a pantomime horse smoking a cigarette. Caption: The centaur of myth was actually a pantomime horse on a fag break
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
In the UK we call them lifts but in the US they call them elevators, because we’re raised differently.
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Jamspangle @jamspangle.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Made me think of this classic by @mooseallain.bsky.social
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Commitment to the bit
A corked bottle floating, leaning to the right, inside you can see written on a piece of paper the words "KNOCK KNOCK"A corked bottle floating, leaning to the leaft, inside you can see written on a piece of paper the words "Who's there"
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Turns out "celebrity roast" and "eat the rich" are two different concepts. I know that now.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
SHEEP: okay you're in charge of keeping the flock together ME: what SHEEP: you herd me
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I often confuse reptiles and amphibians. actually, if I'm being brutally honest, they pretty much never know what I'm talking about
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Can't decide between visiting family today or spelunking. One is a treacherous descent into a dark pit and the other is cave exploration.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
"My wife got hurt after annoying the marsupials on our trip to a Malaysian zoo." "Kuala Lumpar?" "No, a kangaroo kicked her up the arse".
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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Isaiah 66:25 And God blessed them, and said unto them; "she was 16, which is the age of consent where I come from"
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
How to serve an iceberg lettuce
Photoshopped image of a full iceberg lettuce where the top 20% of the lettuce only pokes above the plate.
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