Reposted by AliciaForrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Being an adult means saying “I should really get up and do something” every weekend until you die 13363110
Reposted by AliciaDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Me: more like mental thrillness, am I right? *goes in for a high five Therapist: no 112244
Reposted by AliciaDrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Don't be so fucking surprised, I fucking had to learn some fucking shit along the way or I'd have died fucking spectacularly decades ago 0104
Reposted by AliciaShitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 31/05/2026You are my tranquil of ass and I love you for that🏆👑 Congratulations @aliciaagain4.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️ 143
Reposted by AliciaShitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Liven things up this year by asking your grandparents if they ever got on the naughty list for ankle stuff 🏆👑 Congratulations @aliciaagain4.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️ 153
Reposted by AliciaRebecca @cheeky-gal.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Chucky’s mad, but I would be too. He’s been in overalls since the 80s. 085
Alicia @aliciaagain4.bsky.social · 29/10/2025In an ideal world, people’s outsides would match their insides. 04518
Reposted by AliciaMisery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 28/10/2025my favorite part of rock bottom are all the pretty rocks 116756
Reposted by AliciaKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Things are falling apart as planned. 10412123
Reposted by AliciaMachine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 29/10/2025I feel like "MAGAsplaining" should be a word. 2139039
Reposted by Alicia PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Don't forget to be an asshole in the internet today 2220657
Reposted by AliciaSooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Everything is awful, find joy wherever you can. 💜💙🩵🩷❤️ 05221
Reposted by AliciaCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 29/10/2025When ghosts are unemployed, they go job haunting. 16633
Reposted by AliciaBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 22/10/2025If this gets reskeeted 483,000 times I’ll buy a miniature donkey. 21310178
Reposted by AliciaWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Beethoven alive: Composer Beethoven dead: Decomposer 04219
Reposted by AliciaKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Have your demons summon my demons. 319485
Reposted by AliciaWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 29/10/2025All baseball players should wear brown pants. That way they won’t look so dirty every time they slide. 1115
Reposted by AliciaShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 16/10/2025I like to set the mood by playing the steel drums. 210149
Reposted by AliciaShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Her eyes were cloudy...like a Waffle House window. 415469
Reposted by AliciaShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 31/08/2025I see you just posted something inspirational. First time on the internet? 6314118
Reposted by AliciaDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 02/06/2025I’m starting to suspect the government doesn’t want what’s best for me 6673168
Reposted by AliciaT @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 28/10/2025good morning text from my favorite bird at the feeder 24518
Reposted by AliciaCrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 29/10/2025The theme was "What are you going to be when you grow up?" 113536
Reposted by AliciaJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 28/10/2025People say I'm unemotional but I'm pretty sure resentment is an emotion. 224484
Reposted by Aliciarichie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 27/10/2025if by complicated you mean stupid then yes I am that 18239
Reposted by AliciaStrughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 09/10/2025I hate when my ex walks up while I'm performing witchcraft. 065
Reposted by AliciaThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Hi my name is Kim and I’m a nervous wreck. It’s been 2 hours since I asked someone wtf are you staring at 28628
Reposted by AliciaMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 25/10/2025The problem with this country is the lines to buy a lottery ticket are longer than the lines to vote. 22290101
Reposted by AliciaMelicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Sometimes you just need to sit down and have a good, long talk with yourself. You may be surprised by what you learn. 58040
Reposted by AliciaMelicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Years ago I was told I didn't know what I wanted. I still don't, but I know it's not this. 06035
Reposted by AliciaMelicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 19/10/2025My tolerance for bullshit shortens every second. Please pray for those within my reach. 611745
Reposted by AliciaSam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 05/09/2025- I love the sparkle in your eyes. - It’s anxiety. 2269108
Reposted by AliciaSam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 17/10/2025“AI is going to replace you.” I hope so. I can’t take this shit anymore. 5401121
Reposted by AliciaTheciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 26/10/2025I provide a free streaming service with no ads where It's just me making sure all my pee gets into the toilet. 1211243
Reposted by AliciaTheciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 25/10/2025I wish my mind was dishwasher safe. 7218101
Reposted by Alicia👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Today is sponsored by insatiable curiosity and a vague sense of impending doom 55822
Reposted by Aliciamindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 27/10/2025the rhythm needs to get over here and get me 317046
Reposted by AliciaFrostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 27/10/2025It’s not you, it’s my commitment to misreading everything. 0126
Reposted by AliciaFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 16/09/2025“Do you want me to give you lots of attention or leave you alone?” Me: Yes. 5361143
Reposted by AliciaFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 19/09/2025If you listen carefully, you can hear hindsight laughing at you. 3254111
Reposted by AliciaBrick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 23/10/2025I'm very much like a superhero in that I too enjoy wearing my undergarments on the outside 58639
Reposted by AliciaBrick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 25/10/2025When I say it's the least I could do, rest assured the least I could do is actually nothing 16932
Reposted by AliciaThe Bearminator @the-bearminator.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Of course I live in the past, have you seen the present? 013769
Reposted by AliciaJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 29/10/2025The premise of The Exorcist is truly terrifying. Imagine having a 12-year-old daughter. 833376
Reposted by AliciaJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 25/10/2025I’m going to get a lot done today or fall asleep trying. 412346
Reposted by AliciaBigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 26/10/2025hey,maybe we should just make a list of WHO HASN’T experienced childhood trauma 915160