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Henpecked Hal @henpeckedhal.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

wife: and this is me with the kids in Hawaii...their father isn't in the picture friend: that must be so tough on you me: to be clear, I took that photo

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

2026 Frank Sinatra: Stop spreading the news

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Autumn Denier Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Just finished ALIEN: EARTH because I am very hip and totally with the trends. Quick question: We aren't supposed to *like* Joe Hermit (the brother) are we?

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CrazyFeralCatLady @kellymild.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Biblically accurate potato salad.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Me: Well, well, well. Look who's back so soon. Friday the 13th:

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Who called it a funky bass solo instead of a Flea infestation?

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Rebecca @cheeky-gal.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Friday the 13th feels less threatening when you remember most bad decisions happen on a Monday.

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Rebecca @cheeky-gal.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I respect people who jog in the morning. Not enough to join them, but I respect it.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

It has come to my attention that my loud coworker is days away from having a nuclear weapon

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Autumn Denier Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 27/06/2021

*artillery rains down around our trench* "Smoke 'em if you got 'em," Sarge growls. "Finally," I exclaim, arranging my cedar chips under a perforated tray of mussels.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

it’s the middle of the week we could all use more butthole

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Henpecked Hal @henpeckedhal.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

professor x: what's your power? me: deflection professor x: bullets? gamma rays? me: criticism professor x: that’s a stupi— me: say, is that a new tie?

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Rebecca @cheeky-gal.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

There’s always a Starbucks drink that sounds like it spends the summer in the Hamptons.

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Rebecca @cheeky-gal.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

I support women’s rights and women’s wrongs. Especially mine.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

What wine pairs best with power? I want to be drunk with multiple things at once.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

*making sounds of enjoyment while eating Reese's peanut butter cups* Husband: Sometimes I think you love those more than me. Me: Husband: Well? Me: *goes back to eating peanut butter cups*

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Rebecca @cheeky-gal.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

If I get possessed, I hope the demon at least handles the things I’ve been avoiding.

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infernalwheel.bsky.social @infernalwheel.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Liking my posts counts towards your completionist bonus.

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Rebecca @cheeky-gal.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

VC Andrews taught me that if something feels off, it is. And it’s probably hereditary.

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Rebecca @cheeky-gal.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

The Lost Boys is what happens when red flags have great hair.

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Quit trapping your thirsts. Sounds unhealthy.

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Grateful for the posts that make me giggle

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Rebecca @cheeky-gal.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

If loving cheese is wrong, I don’t want to be grate.

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Rebecca @cheeky-gal.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

I like long, romantic walks away from the Super Bowl.

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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Tell me my short paragraph texts are annoying then proceed to ping me 20 times in 30 seconds

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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

*loves you, just the way you are.

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infernalwheel.bsky.social @infernalwheel.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Boogers ARE funny. Shut. Up.

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Rebecca @cheeky-gal.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Lately, my emotional range is somewhere between “Jimmy crack corn” and “I don’t care.”

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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

pulling your hair a little at lunchtime

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

If I were a dog, I’d probably always be barking up the wrong tree.

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

It’s ok if you don’t like my posts, I’ll be here all week.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Me: Who the hell do you think you are telling me how it's going to be? Random groundhog in my yard:

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Rebecca @cheeky-gal.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

February, love is in the air. So is a deep desire to go home and lie down.

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Nocturne @noc73.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

*bites your thigh to wake you up

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Rebecca @cheeky-gal.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Sometimes I sit by the window like I’ve lost the love of my life. But I’m just waiting for my DoorDash to arrive.

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

hosting a molotov cocktail party for the folks tap dancing on the graves of democracies

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

it’s nice to mute you too

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Rebecca @cheeky-gal.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

When I explode under stress it’s a personality flaw, but if trees do it, it’s ‘science.’

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Rebecca @cheeky-gal.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

I have behaved beautifully throughout January, which feels excessive given the conditions.

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

I never delete my posts, I eat them

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me. Unless you tell me to go to bed. (I’m already in bed)

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

I tried to stay off social media today. Gave my brain a little break from the horror. I’ll catch tomorrow. Unfortunately.

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

*jumps for joy* *joy just out of reach*

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Rebecca @cheeky-gal.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

There was no casual way to hear ‘Hoochie Mama.’ You either sat it out or made decisions you still defend.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

I have been testing out releasing myself from false courtesy, and I am loving it.

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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

“Are you mad at—“ Yes.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Who needs ChatGPT when your teen knows absolutely everything about everything?

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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

While I’m confident Mary Tyler Moore would not like any of this, Lou Grant would be tossing furniture outta fuckin windows

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