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Congressman Greg Casar @repcasar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The horror has come to our city: ICE has shot a person in Austin this morning. As the facts emerge, I am demanding a full, independent investigation, immediate release of the body camera footage, and accountability for any ICE officer who broke the law.

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awkword @awkword.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

ICYMI: Bernie sanders has introduced a bill to reduce the US work week from 40 to 32 hours — with no loss in pay. sanders.senate.gov

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SANDERS HAS INTRODUCED A BILL TO REDUCE THE US WORK WEEK FROM 40 TO 32 HOURS

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Biden's last 20 months vs. Trump's first 20 months

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Babiejas *tatted granny 👵 💙 @babiejas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Imagine being 10-13 years old and seeing this as you are being raped 🤬🤮

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JoGo @mywitsend.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Imagine Truman or Eisenhower saying this during the Cold War nuclear arms race. We’d all be dead.

This is a Truth Social post from a psychotic madman who is doing everything in his power to destroy the world to avoid being held accountable for his corruption and rape

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Calling yourself a "High-IQ President" is like calling yourself a cool kid. The very statement itself proves you are not what you claim to be.

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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Remember this asshole?

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awkword @awkword.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

BREAKING: 90% of LGBTQ and intersex rights groups globally have lost funding since January 2025. outrightinternational.org/breaking-point

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A RECENT REPORT FROM OUTRIGHTINTERNATIONAL
REVEALS THAT 90% OF LGBTQ AND INTERSEX RIGHTS GROUPS GLOBALLY HAVE LOST FUNDING
SINCE JANUARY 2025.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I made tacos with homemade tortillas from fresh-milled flour. Also homemade, fermented salsa on top.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Thinking about how a girl at Christian summer camp asked me if my dad was in Al Qaeda and I got in trouble for asking if her dad was a Klansman bc “her question was understandable”

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

BREAKING: One of the firemen who carried Donald Trump has come forward. He claims to have pictures to prove it.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The call is coming from inside the house.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Today's lunch! Oven-roasted chicken breast and Swiss panini made from fresh-milled flour, with a side of fresh-cut parm fries.

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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 19/08/2026

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

What if I told you that the White House Ballroom shouldn't be a top priority of the President right now?

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Our current prison system isn't working. So why do we spend so much money on it?

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David Palumbo-Liu @palumboliu.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

“The people who have the most expertise about the prison system are those who are living in it” Scholar and author Elizabeth Hinton on what we can learn from incarcerated people next.haymarketbooks.org/books/2764-h...

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

With the Iran war always in the news, I think the negative impact of mass deportations on the economy is getting overlooked. But the numbers are real. Look at the actual numbers, and tell me they aren't hurting.

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Steve Marmel @marmel.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Anybody accepting money from Musk needs to be shamed into oblivion.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

This is 30% Hard red, 30% Hard White, and 40% rye. It tastes so earthy and hearty. Milling your own flour changes bread forever.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Join me for a new episode of the Pun Show! We'll discuss Hegseth's Navy, Karoline Leavitt, and more! youtube.com/live/AJLT-dZ...

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The Pun Show: In Hegseth's Navy?

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

EVERYTHING this man does is to divert the focus from the EPSTEIN Files. E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Would you be pissed if you were on the Decoy Plane?

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Today on the Pun Show, I ponder whether Donald Trump is a real and actual sociopath. Plus I talk about the whole Royce White and Enes Kanter WNBA thing. youtube.com/live/w6NSIQV...

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The Pun Show: Is Donald Trump a Soiopath?

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awkword @awkword.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

The Trump admin admitted in court that they canceled nearly $8 billion in grants for clean energy projects “based solely on the political identity of the grant recipient’s state”. apnews.com/article/trum...

TRUMP HAS ENDED BILLIONS IN CLEAN
ENERGY GRANTS FOR STATES THAT DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I thought I might have the Taco Bell lettuce diarrhea, but it was just cyclopsmatic.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

My wife said good night, and I said Sir Gallahad, and now she's mad at me.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Pete Kegsbreath out there murdering people with incompetence.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Max Miller should serve in Prison, not in Congress.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The guy who pardons money launderers also launders money? I haven't been this shocked since that big ball of fire appeared in the sky this morning.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Join the Pun Show as I talk about how much Todd Blanche sucks! youtube.com/live/6RCvkBz...

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The Pun Show: Todd Blanche Sucks

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

The only person in Texas who likes Ken Paxton is Ted Cruz, and Ted Cruz only likes Paxton becuase Paxton is the only reason Ted Cruz isn't the most despised man in Texas.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Let's play word association. I'll say 2 words, and you say the next 2 words that come to mind. "Release the _____"

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Christina🌊🌊 @sassycc.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

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One People's Project @onepeoplesproject.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

With J6ers getting jobs in the justice department, and presidential memorandum NSPM-7 targeting the “left-wing” and “anti-fascists” as terrorists, it's never been more important to support those tracking the far right.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

If you kept POWs in these conditions, it would be a war crime. And they are treating children like this.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Today in Yummy: Gizzards and Grain Stew! An MPK original recipe.

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