Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialErica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Currently at the bathroom at NYCC having the worst shit of my life and someone outside of my stall says "Erica Henderson is here" and it takes me a few seconds to realize they mean the con and not the toilet 782688257
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialo faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 02546658
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 291183143
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers 4161871292
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/08/2024 713553662
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026you guys broke watergate 22889371221
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialEmily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend 5695673410
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialKyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time. 4263822337
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026going insane because you traveled interdimensionally or met aliens or met god is understandable. but going insane because you used a computer chat program is just embarrassing 11601342
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 16/09/2026One of the most miserable feelings in the world is being pissed off with no one to blame. You’re like, didn’t they stress test this lamp for hurling a dog toy next to it and then a dog tripping on the cord and then the lamp falling off the shelf?!? Hello, lamp makers?!? Don’t you want my business? 2685
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 16/09/2026There Was A Sign-In To Your Account From A Device You Don't Normally Use. Why Did You Do This. Is The New Device Better. What Kind Of Device Did You Get. Can I See Your New Device Please. Show Me Your New Device Now 056283
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialjims @jims.bsky.social · 13/09/2026yanking my parachute ripcord, a tiny man brimming with self confidence and a can-do attitude pops out of the 'chute bag. "don't worry friend, i'll get us out of this jam!" he yells over the rushing wind. we slam into the ground at terminal velocity 320051
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialHouse of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I do enjoy going on vacation, but there's just nothing like home toilet advantage 015414
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialNicolae Carpathia @nicolaecarpathia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i'm not supposed to talk about it, but i'm violating my NDA: if you don't read swan boy at swanboy.com then they're going to shoot me. not branson, he's not involved in this. but they won't listen to himswanboy.comSwan Boy"Read it while driving" 18416
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialGreg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet 36110533589
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialdepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026amazing section headers 211519231
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialHana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Posted this in the bad place ages back but it is my duty to inform EVERYONE of how jealous Kelsey Grammer was of the Frasier dog 1823444
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialdan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo 346472961
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 02/02/2026ah fuck. accidentally cooked a animorph 451507201
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialZach | Last Place Comics @lastplacecomics.bsky.social · 05/07/2026👟New comic: Baby Shoes, Never Worn👟 163846847
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.social🌑 @fell.energy · 08/09/2026you're ethically non-monogamous? that's cool. i practice insane clown poly 211582335
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialMike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Thinking about this exchange today 34180974487
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialpotion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 18/08/2026(AI New Yorker): Hello—I'm not just here, I'm walking 92341658
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialMatt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 27/08/2026Uh oh, trouble in the Piss Drinkers Club 1054406623
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialDan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton was incredibly cruel to me and me alone. She said she simply needed an outlet and I was that outlet, and she’d even apologize after hiding dead fish in my apartment or selling my identity to hackers. I’d never say it at the time but it was the honor of a lifetime 12118098
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026looked this guy up out of curiosity and i’m sorry this is not a real person. this is a crusader kings 3 npc who dies from the bubonic plague in 1346 562517255
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20/08/2026how to domesticate bear domesticate bear fast bear domestication methods bear domestication "easy methods" befriend bear -chomped to death befriend bear -clawed to death 1421910
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialJane @jane.meangirls.online · 20/08/2026There’s never been a time in an American history where it’s easier to be a Rasputin. 426640
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialm@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 19/08/2026casper the friendly boy overhearing some older kids on the buss discuss autoerotic asphyxiation 3928
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialCrockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 18/08/2026My wife wanted me to try her gluten-free ramen so she extended a fork full of them towards me. I put my hand under them, as one does, so they didn't drip on the table and she dumped the pile of noodles onto my palm, like that's what I wanted, with complete confidence. I love my wife. 993539341
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialPatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I love ringworm because the name makes it sound like a friendly lil' guy 31515
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialeli yudin @eliyudin.com · 17/08/2026ME TO JACK REACHER 2 SECONDS BEFORE BEING FORCE-FED DOWN A SEWER DRAIN: nice ass. mind if i kick it? 3968
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Me to my dog when neighborhood dogs are barking: What are they saying, buddy? :) “Down with bathtime!” Haha. The barks of other dogs, revealing themselves to him not as sounds but memories: The millennia of man will end, are ending, have ended. The cathedrals of their bones have already been built 121736
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialCount Zoloft @wizardrodeo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026MILFS in your AREA are BENEATH YOU, building a SERIES of elaborate TUNNELS and CAVE SYSTEMS. We don't know what THEY'RE doing DOWN below in the DEEP. 460778
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/08/2026MILFS in YOUR area have gone SILENT. our SCREENS are showing NOTHING. we don't KNOW where they WENT 3473681940
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Thinking about Jason Alexander on Criminal Minds again 1850354
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi 154128893256
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 09/06/2023I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The piñata is unscathed. 262996772
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialGore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I’ve definitely thought about this one the most 013611
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialRico Charges @nochorus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026bsky.app/profile/plea... 242311548
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Vibe shifted with my doctor when I said I was up to 2 packs a day. Only got worse when he found out I meant hotdogs 1226460
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 12/09/2024Yeah well I grew up in a mushroom village, so I’m not really used to how you do things. We used big giant mushrooms as our houses. We used bioluminescent mushrooms as lamps. And we didn’t try to change the plan last second if the other person already made reservations I guess that’s normal here 4851191
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026one of the premium late night depression meals was "the glorious bounty of the land". instant ramen with a little of the chicken and then a little of the beef flavor crystals in the broth. the complexity of flavor, animal from large to small, contained in the bad noodles. analogous to "surf + turf" 51695
Reposted by @yukon--cornelius.bsky.socialRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 31/07/2026finally, the Democratic party has a plan. 845972826
