Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026🚨 BREAKING: US President Donald Trump was reportedly spotted openly consorting with members of the Thalmor 128852
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Getting annoyed by the pixie that’s just flown up to give me a quest and swatting it out of the air like a fly 117529
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Iconic lord of the rings characters if they were woke: Gandalf the Gay Dildo Shaggins The One Cock Ring to Rule Them All Samwise Gaygee Bisexual Gollum Saruman of Many Colors 421953
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026How it feels to slay a monster as a boy #male 131666
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 22/05/2026People keep telling me things like “you need to take off the amulet” and “it’s power is corrupting you” They’re clearly just jealous of the bond between me and the amulet and want to take it for themselves 440176
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 20/05/2026A man crossed my path in the parking lot of a Bojangles so I struck him down where he stood 403886815
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America 220155293930
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Picked up a sword and it started whispering to me 327555
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Demons don’t even bargain for your soul anymore they just look at you like this 243678
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 31/01/2026whatever. i'll be pondering the orb 429055
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026*fully restores your HP as you scroll past* 339142145443
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Gestures to make you more feminine and elegant 81237284
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Its cause you're always pondering that damn orb 127846
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet 36110533586
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Watching my friend recite random pages from the wizard’s spellbook we stole and they accidentally cast fireball centered on themself 137762
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 29/12/2025TURN ON THE ORB! THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES! 2648391555
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 11/12/2025I have captured the soul of Shaquille O’Neil within this crystal 17647142
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 25/10/2025It’s not a wise idea to make fun of a wizards wand 7830232
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Yeah I’m casting spells if you know what I mean 9451123
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Source? It was revealed to me by the orb. 345978
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 05/09/2025It appears as though a demon is trying to manifest through my floorboards 2350563
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 29/08/2025going nonverbal at the party and just doing this in the corner until I can leave 141147266
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 25/08/2025The King keeps sending his pesky knights to try and arrest me, but no matter! They are no match compared to the might of my SICK ASS WIZARD MAGIC!!! 336761
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 17/08/2025I filled an old windex bottle with holy water and spray my ghouls with it anytime they misbehave 3759791785
