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Emily✨

@emilyoram.bsky.social
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Fat middle aged bisexual, but good 🩷💜💙 Now get your fucking ass up and bring me back a wee surprise from the shop. She/Her ⚽️🔴⚪️🏳️‍🌈ENM

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 5h
Also an underrated consequence of this is the inability of the British tongue to say “Manchester City” without sounding drunk.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 5h
Not sure I can bear all the cringey and badly scanning nicknames City are going to have foisted on them now
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 7h
Diana cashing Czechs
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J @konstanho.bsky.social · 8h
They’re calling them The Pepstein Files.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 8h
Love it when the ref can’t get his red card out of his pocket
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 8h
Gary’s got a big tax bill and saw what happened to Jamie Carragher
Sponsor Neville this autumn
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 8h
Matterface took ages to come in then and for a glorious moment I thought the mics were down.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 8h
Wrighty’s correct, Crazy Horses is a banger and a message we should have heeded more closely.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 9h
You’ve picked how many right backs in your tenure as England manager, Thomas?
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 9h
A tweet by me that says me @ Man City with a picture of Jeremy Vine pointing to a tweet on a screen that says I hate you
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 9h
Need a livestream of Micah Richards’ face
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 9h
I know we all want City thrown out of the PL but the EFL don’t want them. Not really making a serious point here. Just LOL pariahs 😌
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 9h
Seems relevant to other sectors in the news right now…
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 10h
Those 17/18 figures my god
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 10h
I’m seeing £830m and “more than £900m” which is it
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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 10h
114’s press corps is dril posting through it, excellent
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 10h
Me remembering what it was like when I saw the Athletic’s post on Friday evening.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 10h
(Because of the enormity of this and my desire for MEMES I went to X like a fool and there was mostly boring journo posts and someone slagging off Bsky so I guess nothing changes. I still miss what it was though and I’m still mad at that man)
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 11h
Right. Where’s City’s sombre corner flag social post.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 11h
Boom. It’s official www.premierleague.com/en/news/4727...
premierleague.com
Premier League Statement: Manchester City FC
An independent Commission has found Manchester City FC guilty of all charges related to serious breaches of the Premier League’s financial rules over a nine-season period, and the majority of charges in relation to its failure to co-operate with the League’s investigation.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 12h
😬 if true
Man City “learned guilty verdict” BEFORE £440m summer transfer spending spree
Manchester City were slapped with a guilty verdict on 114 breaches of Premier League financial rules on Friday, as the footballing world awaits their punishment
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 19h
God I love this guy’s videos so much www.instagram.com/reel/Ddq8niO...
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 19h
Rare example of the questioning sentence going against Betteridge's Law
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 19h
This Poch quote is very amusing to me, not because he’s in any way wrong but the number of times he says “good” is making my head spin lol
"It's sad. It's deeply sad, because, in the end, we've entered into a situation where what was celebrated wasn't really what we thought it was. What seemed so good maybe wasn't so good. And what didn't seem good maybe
actually was good, but it couldn't be seen as good because the other 'good' was achieved by breaking the rules."
Mauricio Pochettino
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 23h
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 20h
“Inspector Sands” alert at Moorgate lol (I mean not lol if it’s a real fire but lol to actually have heard it)
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As you’ve seen I’ve had some actual serious thoughts about the City thing but I’ve been having a chuckle thinking that if the one charge they’ve been let off of relates specifically to when Mikel was there or anything that could be linked directly to him, some heads will actually explode 😆
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hearing about red diesel has given me a Proustian rush about the Salisbury Journal which regularly reported on red diesel theft but also such heinous crimes as “theft of a three legged wooden rhino”.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Watching Belgium France and looking respectfully at Mark van Bommel
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No thank you
-cum-supper
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Infuriating that soaking rice really does make a difference to its fluffiness.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s getting to cosy scented candle season and I really want one of those candle warmer lamps, but unless you go to Amazon they’re *so* expensive??? I don’t get it!
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Owl Attacking a Bat, by Horaku, early to mid-19th century
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Look at these little legs go!
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've nearly finished the 'first set of increases' on my cardie and I'm so excited to move on to something slightly different (buttonholes!) but am dreading having to check I actually do have 423 stitches 😵‍💫
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is nice
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Relevant to this because he's in the news, I had no idea what Ed Sheeran songs sounded like for years and years until I somehow listened to Shape Of You with the information about what it was to hand, and realised I'd been hearing it loads and just didn't know it because I wasn't interested.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What's so tricky about the whole business with City is that you cannot say for certain that if they hadn't cheated the obvious outcome would've been that whoever lost to them would have actually won. It's not that easy unfortunately, much as it would be great for that to be the case.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I do think if you have an Athletic subscription you should be able to listen to the podcasts without ads, they’re so annoying!!!
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Missed a week through illness and having zero energy to be arsed with anything, but got back in the saddle for this week’s prompt where I chose to represent my favourite foods: breakfast foods.
A collage on a red and yellow chevron background showing various breakfast foods like a bacon roll, eggs, sausages, coffee, croissants and avocado toast.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Two City mistakes leading to goals? Inject it.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cucurella own goal you say?
Ed Miliband excitedly taking a biscuit being offered to him but a school kid.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gordon’s good isn’t he
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Guehi spooked by the City news clearly.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Matterface is, as per, chatting so much shit, I’ve barely thought about the World Cup since it finished, it’s no great “wound” or whatever.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Myles with his mascot 😭
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know we’re talking about Scottish folk here but before the game the pundits were chatting about how there’d need to be subs due to “playing in this heat” and comms have just said it’s 20C?!?! That’s not too hot to play football hot!
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🌦️Wifeguy Auteur🌦️ @delugeduvall.effigyfilms.com · 25/09/2026
if “we’re all cam girls in a surveillance state” ya’ll better be acting in solidarity with actual fucking cam girls 😒
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Part 1!!!! How can there be multiple posts worth of things to say!!!
An instagram post titled HOW I AFFORD MY READING HOBBY
AS SOMEONE
WHO IS
Lower
Middle - Class
PART. I
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Zubi turning up at the Spain camp like he’s got a job in Finance 😭
Martin Zubimendo in beige chinos, a white shirt and a navy crew neck.
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