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Dan Clyne

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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 18h
I haven’t seen Primetime yet but I hope they focus on the baker who made all the cookies for predator catching. Pretty thankless task and you couldn’t exactly advertise at the end of episodes
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 20h
Good. If you can’t handle us at our “getting zip tied and thrown into a van by a masked gambling addict” then you don’t deserve us at our “getting vaporized by a Redditor who legally bought an AR-15 off a smartphone app”
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's right and good to dunk on that Schmitt guy but seeing people on this site who think the Hawkeyes are a WNBA team is also very funny
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s ridiculous to argue Case is better than Caleb but it isn’t ridiculous to argue he is the 2nd greatest Bears QB of all time
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I miss the days where you didn't have to be insane to enjoy an artist
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Music was the big focus of the VMAs last night, with Wheh taking home 3 for her hit song "The Listening Sound"
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t think it should be taboo to say this was staged
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A little misleading. Geese’s set was starting at the other stage
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Letting Benetti walk was one of Reinsdorf’s all-time cheapass bonehead moves and it doesn’t even involve an athlete
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bluesky loves you Ella!!
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just got done emailing these figures to family members who aren’t on Bluesky
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Keeping my burrito in sight to tell you the Tool video I’m watching has a Vic Firth watermark
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve been pretty passionate and vocal about waiting to judge the Trump administration until it’s complete. This ballroom could be a major factor
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hope this encourages more artists to not look like shit for their singles
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve been binging Mariana Trench vids on YouTube and trust me when I say this thing is absolutely jam packed with water
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Buying tickets to see Ed Sheeran cry
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cranky ass John Lydon. More like Johnny Cranky!
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Black Keys at Riot Fest
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This post is for @gojeffgo.com and @gojeffgo.com only: The Chats played Riot Fest and the city of Chicago officially has “Smoko Fever”
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Asking "are you in line" to anyone I stand behind at a crowded music festival
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don’t get service at riot fest and hate bad concert photos but I had a religious experience seeing Pixies. They sounded so good. Unbelievably timeless
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Don’t like seeing a member of GWAR “hanging out” backstage. Like seeing Big Bird with the head off
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm at Riot Fest all weekend encased in a tube of oxygenated preserving gel by the ferris wheel. Come say hi!
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Doc Rivers ass general
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I actually discovered this one a while ago
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The first being Brad Dourif
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Huh. I never looked at it that way
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If you no longer support Ed Sheeran but will miss his music, I’ve created the Ed Sheeran Experience app that will scratch that itch. Here’s a preview:
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Barkley was hinting he's going to murder Ernie
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is a fun one to keep in mind the next time a centrist scolds me for not having a realistic grasp on U.S. politics
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The big winner tonight was Pat McAfee, who brought home 9 Emmys for his work on football
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Maple Leaf Sports & Entertainment is proud to announce its new partnership with KL2 Aspire, LLC on a groundbreaking new moose conservation project!
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Imagining a sea of confused Ed Sheeran fans wondering why Macklemore's friend Palestine is in jail
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Still coming down from Ross Douthat's 60 Minutes debut. It was incredible to see strangers all gleefully talking about it on the bus this morning. Now I'm trying to get a word in edgewise with coworkers. Sorry boss, not a lot of work is getting done today!
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
60 Minutes has promised a "banger" episode tonight and apparently it's an interview with the head coach of the Rams?
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I remember Bears teams that would be lucky to score 59 points in a full season
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jay Glazer has sadly popped at the age of 56
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I wet Noah Kahan’s hair and sew the stupid patches on his denim
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If you think it's even possible for 60 Minutes to have a "banger" episode you probably don't know what you're doing
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sorry, I forgot the middle photo
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They're discussing ways to make even dumber uniforms
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I worked at a deli on 9/11, and the radio station we had on would do a "we only play the hits" station ID every hour. It was of great comfort to know that even on a day like this, they did not stray from their mission.
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Netflix superstar Hannah Gadsby will perform a medley of choice Nanette cuts for tonight’s halftime entertainment
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sad news out of Washington. Senator John Fetterman has passed away from swallowing a sideways animal bone. An autopsy is underway at the restaurant to determine the type of animal bone. He was 73.
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Seeing the 6 o'clock show as a lil birthday treat for myself. Hope these robots don't talk and ruin the movie!
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We’re over a week into September and the Burger King by my work won’t answer me about when they plan to make the place spooky for Halloween
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ah, got it. Thanks for clearing that up Paul.
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don’t care about any changes they make to this site. “We lit some candles in the sewer!” Great. Don’t care.
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