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Nicolae Carpathia

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I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.

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Molly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 10/10/2026
no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave
two scenes from an X-Men animated program: in the first, scott summers and jean gray are making out; he is labeled "microwave heat" and she is labeled "plate." in the second, we are more distant from the couple, and wolverine is standing in the foreground, labeled "my burrito."
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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ok this is the favorite commission for day 2. The prompt was "ghost rider as a mail carrier"
Ghost rider driving one of the new electric mail trucks
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 10/10/2026
i decided for our version of pathfinder that google translate danish would be nidalese and frankly i think it's working pretty well for the specific effect i want
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
for halloween i told everyone at my job "i drank a potion and now i don't feel so good" and i've been changing my slack profile picture every few days along with my display name accordingly to stuff like "potion update- still not feeling so good"
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
David 
@graey_alien
New Gamer Salute i just cam e up with Gamer 1: Game in Courage
Gamer 2: As True Gamers Dare
Both in Unison: May We Game Forever
4:33 PM • 2017-11-11
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In anticipation of a future I pray will never come, I've written the following. Yes, even in tragedy, there is hope... mine is that this poem will heal the wounds that divide us. It is called "Elegy; or, The Fall".
ELEGY; or, The Fall

Down, down, our Titan fell,
Hands stretched outward through the air.
Behind him streaked a comet's tail,
A burning trail of flaxen hair.

A crowd of cooks around him swept
To catch his body as he flew,
But mortal hands to flesh divine
The firmest grasp they cannot do.
The finger tips grazed by the cloth
Of navy jacket, crimson tie.
They struggled for a place to hold,
But found no purchase for the try.

His head lurched forward, jutting out,
And aimed, it seemed, toward the oil
That bubbled in a fryolator. 
Fate set its arc, our dreams to foil.

A deaf'ning roar erupted then.
A rush of liquid spurted high.
The boiling splashes struck the walls
With bits of flesh and bits of fry.
For blocks around, a cry was heard,
A mighty bellow, deep and proud.
A tear was pulled from every eye.
"Our Titan!" wailed each voice aloud.

That mane of hair, the shade of gold,
Bobbed limply in the basket's foam.
A cashier spoke, "Lord, if you hear me,
Guide our mighty Titan home."

A ring of workers, some as young
As sixteen, which the law allows, 
Encircled there and touched his back,
And wept beneath their lowered brows.Then broke apart the sobbing crowd.
The manager, whose shift was done,
Stepped forth and said, "Remark this ground
For on it lies our holy one."

That golden sheen now wet with oil
Atop his head was aptly chose,
For high above, upon the roof, 
Two arches of its color rose.

And with it, rising, light as air,
A spirit that could never die.
To Heaven, to be too their King 
Look now! O! How our Titan flies!
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Angels makin love in the sky, call it air porn/ Catch a Redenbacher in my mouth, that’s an air corn/ Corny mf think he bout to get the ball air born/ He don’t know I’m hiding in the bushes with my airhorn/ Try to step to me, yeah I wish he would try this/ Anything is possible when you have bursitis
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Nina Willburger @drnwillburger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Apparently it's #WorldOctopusDay! A jug with an octopus motif, dating ca 1200-1100 BC. On display at National Museum Copenhagen. A lovely weekend to all of you! 📷 me 🏺 #archaeology
A beige pottery with two handles and a narrow neck, decorated with intricate dark brown patterns depicting a stylized octopus. The vessel is displayed on a white pedestal in a museum setting.
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The ɅɅeech @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 09/10/2026
George Costanza [casually interested in Kramer's new roommate, a beluga] :
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
dracula explains to jonathan: I never drink... dracula wearing a party helmet  loaded with old style: ... wine
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George @georgem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
While I was never able to successfully sue any of my classmates,I was filling up my sports car the other day,and who was pumping my gas?
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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Guggenheim Collection @guggenheim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Child Carburetor by Francis Picabia, 1919 botfrens.com/collections/212/conten…
Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York

© 2016 Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York / ADAGP, Paris
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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Moth 🔦 first picture in my October series!
A digital illustration of a giant moth fae with glowing yellow eyes clinging to a lighthouse. At it's base, a lighthouse keeper emerges from his house to investigate.
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Eddie Current @cheatlines.co · 06/10/2026
might have to go with Yeah on this one
tag from the Seattle Art Museum
Night Sleeper, 1979, tempera on panel, the Andrew and Betty Wyeth collection

This haunting nocturne shows Wyeth's dog Nell bathed in moonlight and falling asleep on a window seat in the Wyeth Chadds Ford home in front of two large windows. Framed on the left is the gristmill and on the right a sliver of the Brandywine River. The title refers to the sleeper cars of overnight trains, suggesting that the scene is in motion and that Nell is being transported beyond the Wyeth property to somewhere else through her dreams
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Illuminated @illuminatedcomics.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It came to me in a dream. #comics
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 03/10/2026
Getting ratioed to hell over there
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
from WIDOW'S BAY, patricia finding out she's been wearing a freaky evil forest spirit headdress instead of the tiara she had been hypnotized into thinking she was, yelling at rosemary "You had your qualms?! Why didn't you say anything?!" and rosemary telling her "You told me to be supportive!"
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We Need to Talk About CBN @annihilator.family · 02/10/2026
i'm realizing that this is the cat's first fall indoors. the good lord beeftank is Losing His Mind at all the little leaves falling
the chonky man, The Good Lord BEEFTANK, in his little window bed, vibrating with Want for all the leaves starting to fall past the window
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skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
MULDER: I've spent my life studying the paranatural and the unknown, and these people are out there making a mockery of it all SCULLY: Well, what are you gonna do about it? ... A.D SKINNER: what the HELL possessed you to confiscate the candy and costumes of every child on your block?!
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 02/10/2026
happy october
mulder saying “do you think i’m spooky”
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unsettlingly come-hither tezuka animal @tezukaanimal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🎵 onward fortified mind 🎵 energy is transferred but it never dies
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Forgive me, this is so forward... We never thought we'd open it up to a third, but we talked it over, and you match our vibe exactly. Any interest? — couple planning a murder-suicide
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 01/10/2026
Summoned by the gonging, Professor Crutchfeld stepped into the clearing. The little caterpillars had done well this time in their offering.
Summoned by the gonging, Professor Crutchfeld stepped into the clearing. The little caterpillars had done well this time in their offering.
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎃
A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 01/10/2026
truculence ball
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
PIERCE BROSNAN: a squirrel is not a glove 🎺🎺🎺 SHIRLEY MANSON: A SQUIRREL IS NOT A GLOVE
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(finishing shitty horror movie) that sucked! i'll watch the sequel now
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As ever, it was a land dispute. One pilot wanted to and the other didn't.
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what if it was called Helpraiser: and a guy with a normal head was just smiling saying "we have such support to give you"
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
buddhist rfk jr pulling over and hopping out of his car to run back and grab whatever's left of the buddha he met on the road
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The actor who plays the monster in The Fly is the same guy who plays the scientist at the beginning of the movie. Makes me wish i paid more attention lol. Time for a rewatch
the monster in The Fly the same actor playing the scientist at the beginning of the movie
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Zac Thompson @zacthompson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Skirting the razor thin line between pleasure and pain by making another Hellraiser shitpost.
a shitpost showing pinhead and the puzzle box from hell. It reads in bold text: DUDES BE LIKE "DON'T TORTURE ME" MY BROTHER IN LEVIATHAN YOU OPENED THE PUZZLE BOX
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Jocelyn Anderson Photography @jocelynanderson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A Green Heron wearing raindrops
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René Magritte @renemagritte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Black Flag / Le drapeau noir - 1937 #artbots #magritte
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ANSI Files from Discmaster @ansibot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
P_80EXCH.ANS, 1994-07-17 from Hacker Chronicles 2 (CD-ROM)
dt - - - mefrmalef-ul - - - Enchamse Downloaded From P-80 International Information Systems 304-744-2253
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Social Reckoning (2026)
Jeremy Strong, doing a much better impersonation of Mark Zuckerberg, to the point you can't bear to listen or watch.

"From Aaron Sorkin, writer of the Social Network but not David Fincher. So Don't Get Your Hopes up"

DO YOU REALLY
WANNA SPEND
ANOTHER 2 HOURS
THINKING ABOUT ME?
WE COULDN'T EVEN GET
TRENT REZNOR BACK

The Social Reckoning
Really? that's the title? Woof.
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 27/09/2026
there's plenty of fictional characters who would've been on epstein's island but jonas venture might be the only one who would've been the one to sell it to him in the first place
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Zeno Rogue @zenorogue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And a moving version.
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Steven "Avengers" Rogers: are you wearing a hat under your hat? 

Bruce Banner, wearing a purple top hat with an orange baseball cap peeking out from under: that's my secret cap
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all-hallows-eve-ison steele, organic human person 🎃 @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
timeline cleanser
Tumblr screenshot

(poster name not shown): knock knock
dismembered-jackalope: who's there
justsomeguycore: deez 
dismembered-jackalope: sigh. deez who?
justsomeguycore: deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise
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teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lmao how did I miss this. A group of cryptographers held an "secure" election using some fancy cryptography but one of the election trustees lost their decryption key and so the professional society of cryptologists couldn't figure out who won. Put it in Aesop's Fables!
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Ainsley S @americanbeetles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
okay botanists what are you up to this time
Wikipedia photo of the strictly estuarine plant genus Ruppia, whose common name "widgeon weed" explains nothing. It is a spindly grass-looking thing with a terrifying long noodly appendage that looks like an olde timey telephone cord
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 25/09/2026
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents." H.P. Lovecraft was onto something there at least. Now time to hop online and correlate all of the world's contents
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 25/09/2026
Centaur rodeos
Centaur rodeos
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
compare to this humble glublet
Another leatherleaf slug, but about the size of a hard candy
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
p̞̈͑̚͞ā̤̓̍͘ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ p̞̈͑̚͞ư̡͕̭̇ḿ̬̏ͤͅp̞̈͑̚͞
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Allie @rally.luckyraven.cc · 25/09/2026
This game rules, by the way. If you're any sort of language nerd, it's a fun time.
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