Reposted by Matt the Dad DudeMorgzoi @theshehergayguy.bsky.social · 19hWhy did I find this image 2605
Reposted by Matt the Dad DudeJacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 03/10/2026whole lot of people being kind enough to show you they can’t be trusted to watch your drink 21069
Reposted by Matt the Dad DudeJimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 13hyou think bill and hillary clinton still fuck? and like if it’s completely passionless, or if they get real down and dirty and hillary is like “murder my pussy like vince foster” 8354
Reposted by Matt the Dad DudeSassy Smokeshow @sthrnsmokeshow.bsky.social · 17hImagine hating me and I'm just over here practicing my Christopher Walken impression. 0202
Reposted by Matt the Dad DudeJoad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 17hso this is 100% about Louie right 1224314
Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 21hGina Hinojosa has been running a really poor campaign and I think Talarico can pull it out but I’m pretty sure we are stuck with Abbott again. I hope I’m wrong though. 2150
Reposted by Matt the Dad DudeThe Buckeye Flame @thebuckeyeflame.com · 21hHey, did you know Ohio might have more LGBTQ+ adults than we thought? Like…by a lot?!? FOR THE FULL STORY: thebuckeyeflame.com/2026/10/04/h... 1185
Reposted by Matt the Dad DudeDiscontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 22hAt the risk of being crass, this is the single greatest bathroom book of all time. Nothing will ever come close 3259664
Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 04/10/2026Went to my local blue collar bar and I saw Kid Rock sucking off Eminem in the alley 8573
Reposted by Matt the Dad Dudebrah @monolithbrah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026wait. did alanis morissette suck that guy's dick during john woo's 1992 hong kong action masterpiece Hard Boiled (1992) ? what an incredible evening for him! a tip of the hat to you sir, you win the internet today! 2474
Reposted by Matt the Dad DudeMatt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 03/10/2026Negronis for everyone!!m.youtube.comMind Enterprises - Negroni Love (Official Video)YouTube video by Mind Enterprises 151
Reposted by Matt the Dad DudeStephen P @stephenp12.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hard work pays off…. #blackpotter #blacksky 1529781
Reposted by Matt the Dad DudeBugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026eminem voice: chewbacca's cock is a showstoppin knot lemme see what that wookiee got im gonna slobber on it like salacious crumb gimme every last drop of that wookiee cum 2441975
Reposted by Matt the Dad DudeMatt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 03/10/2026No alt txt? 😞 1145
Reposted by Matt the Dad DudeMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This is him the other day when his sister Freya smushed him  13169271
Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 03/10/2026I headed to the liquor store in search of a Negroni before realizing you needed 3 types of liquor to make it. 85 dollars later, and I’m making a Negroni 8590
Reposted by Matt the Dad DudeErin Keane @erinkeane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Why are issues like retirement age and the physical toll these jobs can take on the body so rarely mentioned? stevens.house.gov/media/press-...stevens.house.govRep. Haley Stevens Announces Bill to Lower Social Security Age for Americans Who Work With Their HandsWashington, DC — Today, Michigan Congresswoman Haley Stevens (MI-11) announced the Blue Collar Social Security Fairness Act, a bill to allow Americans who work in physically demanding jobs to collect ... 51171114
Reposted by Matt the Dad Dudeashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 02/10/2026texans: you still have three days to register to vote 33903377
Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 02/10/2026ACL Festival looking a little moist so far 060
Reposted by Matt the Dad DudeMatt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 02/10/2026Shut the fuck up, Ken Fartin, you loser 0172
Reposted by Matt the Dad Dudeillumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd. 15465031132
Reposted by Matt the Dad DudeHorror & Coffee @foundfootagefan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026 Alternative movie poster of the day 🎥😍 House of 1000 Corpses (2003) By Ilan Sheady 26515
Reposted by Matt the Dad DudeLaboo👻boo👻 Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Do you have any pictures of yourself where you don't look like a glazed ham that got rolled in pube hairs? 1291
Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 02/10/2026It’s always one dumb bitch pretending to be two dumb bitches telling each other “exxxaaactttllyyyy” 1235933
Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 02/10/2026I love my wife so much it’s like this song is always playing in my head ❤️m.youtube.com(Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher & HigherYouTube video by Jackie Wilson - Topic 3150
Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 02/10/2026The ability to protect your own mindset is at your fingertips. Online should be fun 1628
Reposted by Matt the Dad DudeCosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026'Michael McDonald jizzed in my mom' is the new dead baby shoes suck it Hemingway 0205
Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 02/10/2026My 2014 Dell Desktop died around tax time and I finally picked up a new windows laptop. What bloat wear needs to be deleted these days? Just nuked McAfee. Anything else? 10392
Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 02/10/2026The Clapback Collection, Ya’ll 👏 👏 👏 4365
Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 02/10/2026Least surprising “reunited at last” story I’ve ever heard. 4330
Reposted by Matt the Dad DudeKris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 01/10/2026halloween is the most noble and virtuous holiday because it's the one Cops hate the most and have spent the past 40 years trying to destroy 0820218
Reposted by Matt the Dad DudeKevin H Bell @kevinhbell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026in a critical victory, we were able to establish that even during a partial government shutdown, if ICE had the money to continue terrorizing immigrant communities then it had the money to respond to FPF's FOIA requests 192
Reposted by Matt the Dad DudeKevin H Bell @kevinhbell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Today the Free Information Group, PLLC, celebrates our first anniversary! In our first year of suing the government we've opened or appeared in 17 lawsuits against the Trump Administration and one noteworthy case against DC. 1186
Reposted by Matt the Dad DudeGoldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 01/10/2026They're calling it digital waterboarding, folks. 37613
Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 01/10/2026Losing my stomach for posting and being put in the Posters Retirement Home where I can tell a parrot to “shut up bitch” all day. 2381
Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 01/10/2026Gm, fuck every freak, especially the Catholics, on the Supreme Court. 410311
Reposted by Matt the Dad DudeSkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 01/10/2026BOO!! 👻 Sorry, did I spook ya 😱 too bad cause it’s COCKTOBER 🍆💦🎃 it’s TIME ⏰ to HOP on that BIG, THICK, HARD BROOMSTICK 🧹😰 and RIDE all NIGHT LONG 🌙🍂 find a Skeleton 💀 and Tug ✊ his bones dry 💦😩 and SHAKE 🫨 them BIG WITCH 🧙🏼♀️TITTIES 🍈🍈 AND gimme that CANDY 🍭🍬. SEND THIS TO 10 FALL DADDYS 👹‼️ 2818828
Reposted by Matt the Dad DudeGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Your cousin sending you psychic signals that it's time to sneak out and smoke at the family gathering 49912
Reposted by Matt the Dad DudeLaboo👻boo👻 Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Why'd why get fired? Who? Why! What? No, why! When are you gonna stop saying this shit? 0113
Reposted by Matt the Dad DudeStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below. 17888848
