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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 28/09/2026

wednesday at www.twitch.tv/pig_dog :)) playing elden ring but subs mean i have to immediately equip a random loadout

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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 06/09/2026

i flash the sign of the forbidden pitch. the pitcher’s face pales as he tries to shake it off but my hand remains cement still. he shakes again and i can see him looking at the children in the crowd. everyone has to grow up sometime. we’ll walk through those prison gates as world series champions

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 03/09/2026

i shouted on command for this and was glad to do so

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 24/08/2026

every board game in the 90s was basically a glitter bomb with rules

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 17/08/2026

ME TO JACK REACHER 2 SECONDS BEFORE BEING FORCE-FED DOWN A SEWER DRAIN: nice ass. mind if i kick it?

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 17/08/2026

in a classic "gift of the magi" situation i have sold my pocket watch to buy beautiful new shoes for our son, only to find that my wife sold our son to buy me a racecar

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 08/08/2026

they are promoting One Night Only with an urgency that suggests it is somehow a bedrock component of the national economy

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 05/08/2026

Big Walk is up there with coolest gaming experiences of my life man. absolutely must play. and don’t get spoiled if you can

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 14/07/2026

ODYSSEUS, BRISTLING WITH RAGE: thou dare attempt to pork my wife? while i’m on my big trip?

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 03/07/2026

Sneering Odium, THE Ohio State university

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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

When my brother tried to put Dragonball Z episodes from some free anime website on the television but it had pop ups in the corner implying Jeremy Clarkson had just died

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 12/06/2026

it would be an insanely uphill battle (because the GOP knows this) but DC statehood would be a legit power swing for the democrats. house rep (that can actually VOTE unlike currently) and 2 actual senators from a place that voted 90% blue (and only 6% trump) in 2024

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 12/06/2026

it’s crazy that nowadays you can achieve global superstardom as an actor, a success of almost immeasurable difficulty, and still be in a place where you have to do a funny dance on camera for the benefit of America’s third most popular cell service provider

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Claire E. Aubin @ceaubin.com · 11/06/2026

Today’s extremely poison-forward episode of @thisguysucked.com on Ivan the Terrible featuring @eliyudin.com is out now!

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 09/06/2026

Donald Trump is eating one of those ice cream sundaes that comes in a novelty baseball helmet. It’s not clear if he brought it in with him, or what.

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 08/06/2026

i learned about russia and its poisons

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 08/06/2026

what if while trump is courtside victor wembanyama just leans down and eats his whole head. gulps the whole thing down tootsie pop owl style. and then explains that’s why he was sent here, blinks his eyes sideways and flies out of MSG and away into the night sky

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 08/06/2026

sometimes you read a dating profile that’s like “i’m happiest near water! I go crazy for fresh berries! i’m fiercely loyal to my friends!” and it’s like damn did Professor Oak write this? you just described a Squirtle

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 08/06/2026

when someone says “god and family first” i explain to them: that’s not how rankings work. only one can truly be the most important thing in their life. then i turn on the cameras. on one side: their family. on the other: god. in 25 seconds one room will fill with deadly gas. make your choice

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 29/05/2026

at the airport eatin fries next to another bald dude eatin salad lookin like a 35-year-old goofus and gallant

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 20/05/2026

they're calling me "the best hitman player of all time." invisible. inevitable.

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 20/05/2026

i have learned that Ivan was indeed Terrible (fearsome, powerful)

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 18/05/2026

after a couple of chaotic weeks i am back to regular streams on Twitch. Monday (today) Tuesday Thursday at 3 pm eastern time. please follow if this interests you www.twitch.tv/pig_dog

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

i like how in the song dr. feelgood, dr. feelgood only makes you feel alright and not good

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 17/05/2026

please. i’m begging you. i do not have the mental latitude to deal with Drake again

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 15/05/2026

i have also been cast in this movie. i will be playing the role of the killer

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 04/05/2026

hello everyone. it’s time for one of those posts. i got laid off in October and my unemployment runs out next week. i have years of experience writing online long form, short form, and scripted video content and am very looking for more of a chance to do that for money again. can send samples

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Me: [handing waiter a $50 gift certificate] Waiter: sorry, that's expired Me: [handing him a $50 bill] how about now

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 28/04/2026

i have a positive mental attitude and 24 oz of coffee and I will defeat the horrible final boss of sekiro (god please) www.twitch.tv/pig_dog

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trying to defeat yet another powerful old man

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 22/04/2026

a mysterious rōnin has arrived to collect the bounty on my head

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 13/04/2026

it’s true. by which i assume they mean a sausage.

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 09/04/2026

this week wrote about UK panel shows and why I wish we had them here, but we never will www.humbleoffering.com/the-right-ki...

article screenshot: I’m on record with a mixture of deep appreciation and jealousy for the amount of televised creative outlets afforded to comics in the UK. I’m sure this is an incredibly sugar-coated view, and I’m sure that there’s an incredibly buffet of shit to be eaten in the comedy business no matter where you are. What I think the United States comedy scene is sorely lacking is the panel shows that not only provide screentime to comedians, but do so while asking nothing of them than to be funny in the way that they naturally are.

What I think is so centrally appealing and pays such dividends across the cornucopia of these sorts of shows is that they are, by nature, only the loosest of constraints. What Britain seems to have when it comes to their comedians that America could bear to develop is any sort of confidence in their ability to be funny. Whether it’s QI or Would I Lie To You or any number of so-and-so countdowns, it’s all nothing more than a springboard for the talent to, well, actually display their talent.

In the U.S., it feels like the entertainment industry has no idea what to do with somebody who’s funny. Unless they’re already a cardboard cutout easily propped in the back of a mediocre sitcom and fed a catchphrase to parrot, they’re inscrutable as to their usage. Watching the U.S. try to capitalize on homegrown comedic talent is like peering into a kitchen that refuses to make anything but Chicken Parmesan, regardless of whether the groceries available to them include chicken or parmesan cheese.

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 01/04/2026

whatever you think of the democrats’ election strategy, one thing that is undeniably working is texting Eli Yudin 16 times a day

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daniel chamberlain @amfmpm.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

y'know given the hyperbole of youtube thumbnails i was genuinely charmed scrolling past this

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CEO of Beckett Mariner @kariizumi.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Pope Leo is the first Pope to have ever experienced the US healthcare system, so there's that

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 17/03/2026

every time i eat fettuccine alfredo it makes me wonder if i’ve been secretly lactose intolerant my whole life

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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

2.5 million views

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 14/03/2026

move over, baby shoes never worn, here’s a sad story in FOUR words

an Amazon notification saying Shipped: “Wahl Clipper Self-Haircut”

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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 07/03/2026

Thing that really gets my goat is the way people are eager to fund this bullshit but you need eleven layers of analysis and a ton of collateral if you want to open a small grocery store in a food desert.

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 04/03/2026

turns out it was something bad. in the zombie hospital. crazy. twitch.tv/pig_dog

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