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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 27/09/2026

"There are only two rules in horror. To show something that shouldn't be there and is, or something that should be there and is not." - Guillermo del Toro. From September 26, 2026 to July 25, 2027, The Horror Show at The Academy Museum celebrates horror cinema like never before.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I know you're not supposed to bring a glowing orb to a job interview but what about a regular everyday orb

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Are you kicking me out of the buffet because I shared with my friend or because we’re wearing a horse costume

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 26/09/2026

I spent the last three days looking for our pepper shaker, growing more and more convinced that someone broke into our house and stole it for giggles. I just found it, less than an inch from where it was supposed to be but sitting on top of the peanut butter.

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 26/09/2026

one of the greatest joys of life is pressing buttons and clicking your mouse and seeing things happen on your computer screen

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 26/09/2026

Robert Eggers is on a role as far as I'm concerned.

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 18/08/2026

My wife wanted me to try her gluten-free ramen so she extended a fork full of them towards me. I put my hand under them, as one does, so they didn't drip on the table and she dumped the pile of noodles onto my palm, like that's what I wanted, with complete confidence. I love my wife.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 18/09/2026

This is moments after I informed her that she won the award for being the best girl with the most beautiful everything AND the award for being the prettiest princess in all of the land. She was quite delighted to accept her prizes (belly rubs and dog treats).

Roxi and Crockett's german shepherd cross in front of a fridge

Roxi and Crockett's dog getting chin rubs

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

ON SALE THIS WEEK: - Jimmy Eat Wood - Parafloor - My Chemical Remnants - Floor Out Boy - The Promise Rug - Floorboard Confessional

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 12/09/2026

Baby Gaga was right there and they whiffed it.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 07/09/2026

THERAPIST: So, what do you do to relax? ME: I play a video game where I roleplay as a 911 dispatcher THERAPIST: [rapidly taking notes] oh ME: 10-4, copy, over and out

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Alan Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Thing about Nathan Fielder that sets him apart is that he seems to be just as shocked as you are that he gets away with the weird shit he does.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 07/09/2026

[getting ready to do my little tasks]

a cat staring at a laptop with an annoyed expression

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 17/11/2023

If there was vomit on my sweater already from mom’s spaghetti I think I would just stay home. No rap battles for me tonight please, I am unwell.

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 05/09/2026

I don't understand people complaining about Zach Cregger making a film set in the world of Resident Evil instead of a film based on one of the games. If they want to experience the story of the games, play the games, they still exist. He's clearly a fan, care was clearly taken, it looks fantastic.

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 05/09/2026

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I would be so good at being a talking head on UFO documentaries. I can spout off bullshit and hogswallop with a straight face all day. And i dress weird. Honestly its insane im not already famous for this

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Some of y'all are turning off replies when you should really just delete

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 28/08/2026

We had an incredible find at the grocery store today.

Snoop Dogg Rap Snacks BBQ cheddar potato chips

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Fell down the laundry chute again why does this keep happening

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 26/08/2026

As I said 4 months ago, Tim Curry was an absolute legend and the world was a better place for him being in it. RIP.

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 25/08/2026

Live your life in such a way that when you're gone people only have good things to say about you. Rest in peace to the queen of goodness Dolly Parton.

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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 21/08/2026

I'm a GROWN ASS MAN. My pockets are full of BEEF JERKY. I regularly fantasize about single-handedly TAKING OUT A TEAM OF TERRORISTS like the guy in DIE HARD. My bedtime is REASONABLE.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"This could use, like, one more thing." - guy playing original "Dungeons" board game

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Radio Shack CEO @purepolka.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I love my ramen wife

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Not to be embarrassing as fuck but I opened this ko-fi™ account while I Manifest Clients. To Manifest Coffee. Moving from the gig economy to the tip economy #godbless ko-fi.com/abbyc0715

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

After a long period of experimentation I've determined the perfect email contains 3 exclamation points, 7 question marks, 21 improperly-used semicolons and a grainy jpeg of a skull instead of an email signature

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 18/08/2026

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

the free health care candidate for governor won the primary over the candidate who texted me twelve times this week. in 2026 america is learning that its citizens want health care more than twelve text messages

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 11/08/2026

I was on the porch having coffee, talking to my wife when I said, "I saw a shadow move atop the rock." (It was a black squirrel) I'm a writer, I don't even say things like that when I'm writing. Be careful how fast you drink your morning coffee, it will change you.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

what if baked potatoes came in donut form. what then

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 11/08/2026

FRIEND: I just don't know why people bought so many labubus ME: [already loading the labubu cannon] yeah, it's hard to say

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 07/08/2026

I just passed a sign outside a defunct restaurant that advertised "All Day Canadian Breakfast & Live Bait!" And I have to say, living near one billion lakes (I know, I counted), that would've been a heck of a deal.

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 06/08/2026

I knew it, Batman is Chris Hansen. (this looks great)

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 06/08/2026

Then I moved to the city which came with its own number of nightmares. We have since moved back to the middle of nowhere, this time however not on top of a mountain but rather next to one billion lakes. I know, I counted.

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 04/08/2026

Ice Cream Man has landed and is taking a lot of heat for using genAI in scenes in the actual film (I haven't watched it yet). I think it's time for some people to realize, Eli Roth was never the horror wonder kid that everybody made him out to be. I'm sure he's nice enough, just not very talented.

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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 04/08/2026

(rioting in the streets, sirens blaring, everything is on fire, mushroom clouds blooming on the horizon) man, the vibes are off today

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 04/08/2026

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 04/08/2026

The first one was so fun and over the top and still somehow heartfelt and sweet. I'm excited for this. Also, any movie about Santa that uses the phrase "big Nick energy" in its marketing has my vote.

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 31/07/2026

You odyssey these nuts. They're a tenet of ten. I wanna prestige nuts on your face. Batman begin.

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 31/07/2026

One of the things I'm grateful for in this life is that I can't feel my fingernails grow. Can you imagine constantly feeling your nails grow as if you're always cutting teeth but in the ends of your fingers? No thank you to that.

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