iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

New pastry idea: enormous fours

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

New pastry idea: petit fives.

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

You can survive most horror movies by politely but firmly saying "no thank you"

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

so we just have to feel emotions every day

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

[date] her: I’m a big dog person me: *whispering* oh shit werewolf

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Are you there, God? It's me, the guy who makes creepy Judy Blume references

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!

Label on dessert package reads “Manager's Special 0% Off - You Save: .00 - 8.99”

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

The enemy of my enemy is probably still my enemy, a lot of people don’t like me.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Taurus: Why are you even reading this? You’re just going to do what you want anyway.

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Shauntalking Heads @shauntalkingheads.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I'm afraid the new Infowars is absolute gold

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 10/07/2026

Holy shit Infowars is so good now

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Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I’m not even ON threads but I’ve seen this more than once, and this is exactly it

Jwnia on threads writes

If you believe in jailing homeless people, you already believe homeless people should have housing paid for by the public. You’ve just decided that the housing provided should be super-expensive, should suck, and their lives should be miserable while they receive that housing and food. Which says a lot less about homeless people than that you are a dick

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

get rich quick idea i just had please no one steal this: green man group

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

my brain conjured this. and i have no choice but to share

don draper (jon hamm) gives a presentation of an idea, standing next to a poster on an easel that reads: "carbonated hot dog water"

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 21/08/2024

i wouldn't tell anyone if i inherited a billboard company but there would be signs

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Would you be ok with it if your family used your cremated remains as a ceremonial aromatic? Personally, I would be incensed.

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

who called it a territorial dispute and not ground beef

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 08/06/2026

We're all adults here, you can just say fuckworm.

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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

I thought it was funny - a memoir

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 29/05/2024

CHOPPED LIVER: (having an existential crisis) what am i

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Hello doctor, I think I have hauntavirus and my blood is full of hemogoblins

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 07/05/2026

who gives a shit if it’s butter

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

YODA: waldo or waldo not. there is no waltry LUKE: you really can't find him can you

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

For this recipe you'll need one whole onion and 500g of chopped unc

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

[calendar naming committee] BOSS: we need a name for the fifth month ME: *raises hand* can i name it BOSS: i don’t know, can you

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

TRUMP: the strait is now open and we totally won the war THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF: jesus christ dude

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I'm sad and want everybody else to be sad too - first guy to make cauliflower rice

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

the enemy of my enemy is.... the pope? wait that can't be right.

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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Science is good. We should fund it.

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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

There is no McTry.

A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.

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wushudoin @wushudoin.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Sometimes you gotta post to ensure that other godawful posts don’t trend, y’know?

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 10/04/2026

Dropping a lasagna into a paper shredder would be a more efficient way to make spaghetti.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

he’s gonna give a speech in front of an AI generated banner that says, “ŃMIMMS1ØN ACĞŒMPLISSHEP”

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Five-Star General: (gravely) Sir, Operation Epic Bacon is not going awesomesauce

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

me: if i had kids, i’d be such a helicopter mom you: you DO have kids me: WHAT

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 28/02/2026

oh I see the board of peace has declared war

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

BREAKING: several members of the administration are being asked to resign due to not appearing in the epstein files

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/01/2026

All of this is fucking senseless. Minnesota did not have an immigration problem. Trump sent his Nazi thugs here because he's racist against Somali people and to own libs like Tim Walz. Now two Minnesotans are dead and Minneapolis is on the verge of going up in flames. None. Of. This. Was. Necessary.

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I just love fall. Bathing in pumpkin spice latte, eating crunchy leaves, eating sweaters knitted from the hair of my neighbors. Hard to pick a favorite really.

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 31/08/2024

MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan PETER PARKER: it’s ben MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Well we certainly made America something again

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Everything is decidedly NOT coming up Milhouse

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Yael @elle91.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

lmao congrats on being woke, bro. Got a raging hard-on for updating your worldview based on new information? Just horny as hell for gaining a deeper understanding of social issues? This motherfucker straight up cares about other people lmfaoooo

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wushudoin @wushudoin.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Me, anytime I encounter a hill: I would die on this hill

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wushudoin @wushudoin.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

True story from the other day — Me: *eating potato salad* Apple Watch: You’ve reached your Exercise goal! Me: nice.

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

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frankchips.bsky.social @frankchips.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

[etching on stone tablets] oh and another thing

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