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Return of the Cmonmacques

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Un éléphant. Pour de vrai.

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Earn @nregib.bsky.social · 5h
Really didn’t expect to get back from the gym and see Candace Owens is a lesbian rumors
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
saying "hope everyone can be normal today" as i log on to the no one can be normal site
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 10h
Happy National Coffee Day
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 9h
This is probably the best SNL sketch imo
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Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ 100/450 💜❤️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social · 9h
I was passed out most of the dsy from migraine 💜
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✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 10h
anything i have to say is a ToS violation
Michael Tracey & @mtracey
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Rape in the morning, rape in the evening, rape at supper time. When raping's on a bagel, you can have rapin' anytime

venus d.@rOsegardenn•1d
Its exhausting to be a woman. Everyday is just rape rape rape. Rape in the news and rape in the show im watching and at night im running from rape in my dreams. And when i walk alone on the road i walk faster be rape.
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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 13h
they should let me do a peter jackson-level remake of king kong that is all about adventure racism
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
King Kong has a weird ending. "Twas beauty killed the beast" no it was clearly all the planes and bullets. Why are they trying to pin it on that lady who did nothing wrong?
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Little mermaid set an unrealistic expectation of beauty for my life and left me constantly searching for the perfect woman who is a deep voiced thick bitch with a fat ass and whole big dollop of crazy.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 13h
I’m a feminist but the lady in Billy Joel’s Always A Woman sounds like a total nightmare.
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 13h
Meanwhile, a local mortgage banking executive has been transformed into some kind of large beast and his appliances have all gained sentience
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Telling my father about the “you thought this was a rabbit, no it’s Winnie the Pooh” video until he tells me he loves me
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
My wife called “the prestige”, “the magician version of Amadeus” and she’s just so wise is the thing
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
John Fetterman had to give up his dream of becoming a magician when he couldn’t stop eating the rabbits he pulled out of his hat
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Michael Lobel @mlobelart.bsky.social · 16h
Also in this contact sheet of Peter Hujar photos of the 1973 Christopher Street Fair, I'm pretty sure that's a very young John Waters at upper left, yes..? www.interviewmagazine.com/art/5783-pho...
Contact sheet of b&w photos, from 1973 Christopher Street Fair, including what looks like John Waters (and many others)
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✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 16h
lol it keeps happening to you @cmonmaque.bsky.social
macques’ viggo mortenson post made the discover feed
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy 50th birthday to the greatest album of all time
Stevie Wonder - songs in the key of life
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 16h
Tickets booked... tomorrow night I will "take a seat" to see this one
Chris Hansen (Robert Pattinson) surprising a sex predator in PRIMETIME
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 16h
Now imagine that kid grew up to defend Jeffrey Epstein and literally all other rapists while demonising every sexual assault survivor who ever lived
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 16h
Michael Tracey has the vibes of that kid in your class who ate his dandruff off his desk.
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 16h
Mfw viggo mortensons scene comes up in Carlitos way:
THAT IS UNFORTUNATE.
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 17h
My French wife and I had a good chuckle at this *slowly turns to the camera and grins*
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Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 17h
Welcome to (one of) my hell(s)
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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 17h
What if those very violent things are descriptors of how someone plans on partaking in a succulent meal
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 17h
I don’t like fedposting as I’ll sometimes accidentally like one because
I'm too tired too fuckin' blind
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 17h
Tapping the sign
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
You should always throw in a little Spanish to make sure people know you’re worldly. Know what I’m sayin, amigo?
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✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 17h
i’m set 😌
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✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 17h
y’arrrr
When a pirate is about to cum.

image of back of ambulance

fire me | dic unit
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 17h
Watching YouTube stream movie recap slop to “house of memories” nonstop and I have to imagine if you showed this to a 1980’s government conspiracy kook his head would explode into a million pieces.
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 18h
Really no way to interpret this as anything other than a years long attempt to scare literally all rape victims from ever coming forward
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 22h
Michael Tracey is actively attempting to dox Jane Doe in the Cornell 7 rape case
Michael Tracey : If you happen to know who this Cornell "Jane Doe" is, get in touch and I would be happy to publish her name and identifying information. And yes -- this is 100% permitted under the First Amendment, whatever threats or emotional blackmail people might want to deploy"Report" me for what, exactly? Save your breath, scumbag. Sorry you hate the First Amendment so much. Her identity is obviously newsworthy at this point, and I will take extreme pleasure in reporting it. (Not "doxing" -- that's a total canard)
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 23h
“Yeah man… I remember the nugget war…”
Ronald McDonald with a machine gun
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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 22h
ok good night, more morb in the morbning
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 22h
I want a "villain" for Bruce Wayne that's just some dude who's really positive and charismatic who thinks wealth disparities are central to Gotham's issues. I want him upset Bruce by doing things like building a homeless shelter over the alley where the Waynes died and dedicating it to them.
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 22h
The Woker
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 23h
“Yeah man… I remember the nugget war…”
Ronald McDonald with a machine gun
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
has anyone else noticed mcdonald’s and burger king are in a chicken nugget advertising war. both have an aggressive ad campaign about nuggets on right now
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Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I love Antiques Roadshow because half the segments involve someone telling a Grandpa Simpson-style story about their great grandfather who traded a boot for a cash register once owned by Willy Wonka
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
okay sickos we are finally watching The Americans
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Rav @rvbdrm.com · 08/04/2025
I…I dug too deeply into Fecke lore.
Jeff Fecke quote tweeting someone who tweeted

Jacob Sullum • @jacobsullum • 11/10/17
How going "a little too far" with a girl who was a little too young could have ruined Roy Moore's life: goo.gl/HRa12J


Jeff Fecke @jkfecke
Shorter Reason: Here's the thing.
You said a "Ephebophile is a
Pedophile."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a Ephebophile, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls Ephebophiles Pedophiles. If you want to be"specific"
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Return of the Cmonma... @cmon...
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Me clicking on a muted reply: "well well well, if it isn't the terrible opinion brothers"
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 29/09/2026
ok i watched the elephant graveyard thing and im genuinely shocked there's a clip of rogan basically saying he watched child porn and it was so good to watch, dunno how that slipped by all these years, one of the most insane things i've ever heard someone offer up freely and with conviction
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Another entry in the exciting series: “so you’ve conflated crony capitalism with communism”
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
“Crony capitalism” sounds like a candy bar
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
finally, a good threads post
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ⓘ This account has been retired. Please follow JerryVEVO for future posts
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Screaming Pectoriloquy @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
im in the dialysis unit and i just heard the outro of Born in the USA on the radio and the DJ started talking “This is 105.4, home of the feel good 80s” and it’s still so funny how a song so angry gets lumped into the feel good stuff just because it sounds nice.
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