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wushudoin

@wushudoin.bsky.social
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I'll probably say something sarcastic & if I follow you, I probably think you're hilarious

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
New pastry idea: enormous fours
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New pastry idea: petit fives.
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wushudoin @wushudoin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
let no one ever question your genius.
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wushudoin @wushudoin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sheezus man, I’m so sorry :(
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wushudoin @wushudoin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Welp, looks like I’m in the market for some pins.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You can survive most horror movies by politely but firmly saying "no thank you"
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
so we just have to feel emotions every day
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
[date] her: I’m a big dog person me: *whispering* oh shit werewolf
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Are you there, God? It's me, the guy who makes creepy Judy Blume references
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.
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wushudoin @wushudoin.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Megahjong goes crazy
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!
Label on dessert package reads “Manager's Special 0% Off - You Save: .00 - 8.99”
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The enemy of my enemy is probably still my enemy, a lot of people don’t like me.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Taurus: Why are you even reading this? You’re just going to do what you want anyway.
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wushudoin @wushudoin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
That horse is MAHN! #JusticeForHorace
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Shauntalking Heads @shauntalkingheads.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I'm afraid the new Infowars is absolute gold
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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 10/07/2026
Holy shit Infowars is so good now
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Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I’m not even ON threads but I’ve seen this more than once, and this is exactly it
Jwnia on threads writes 

If you believe in jailing homeless people, you already believe homeless people should have housing paid for by the public. You’ve just decided that the housing provided should be super-expensive, should suck, and their lives should be miserable while they receive that housing and food. Which says a lot less about homeless people than that you are a dick
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
get rich quick idea i just had please no one steal this: green man group
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
my brain conjured this. and i have no choice but to share
don draper (jon hamm) gives a presentation of an idea, standing next to a poster on an easel that reads: "carbonated hot dog water"
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wushudoin @wushudoin.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Hey get out of my brain
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wushudoin @wushudoin.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
He definitely told someone to make them go faster & they had to explain how they’re already going fast even though it looks slow from a distance🙄
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
i wouldn't tell anyone if i inherited a billboard company but there would be signs
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wushudoin @wushudoin.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
🤝
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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Would you be ok with it if your family used your cremated remains as a ceremonial aromatic? Personally, I would be incensed.
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wushudoin @wushudoin.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
you got this, dude.
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
who called it a territorial dispute and not ground beef
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 08/06/2026
We're all adults here, you can just say fuckworm.
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wushudoin @wushudoin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
“the body of Christ is one chip!”
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wushudoin @wushudoin.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
That, unfortunately, is the United States Secretary of the Treasury.
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wushudoin @wushudoin.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This was the 4th post on my feed & I appreciate that.
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wushudoin @wushudoin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
*impossible
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wushudoin @wushudoin.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
your appetite for knowledge is second to none
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wushudoin @wushudoin.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
😭
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wushudoin @wushudoin.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
🤞
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I thought it was funny - a memoir
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wushudoin @wushudoin.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Why would he sabotage you like this.
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wushudoin @wushudoin.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
It’s not TV, it’s House Box Office.
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wushudoin @wushudoin.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Oh Chauncey.. how I love theee 🥰
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wushudoin @wushudoin.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
shout outs to Freedom 🙌
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 29/05/2024
CHOPPED LIVER: (having an existential crisis) what am i
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wushudoin @wushudoin.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
You’re gonna make a killing
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wushudoin @wushudoin.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
i uhh.. I don’t think that’s chocolate
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Hello doctor, I think I have hauntavirus and my blood is full of hemogoblins
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 07/05/2026
who gives a shit if it’s butter
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wushudoin @wushudoin.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
yeah, but how will I continue to always be right if I keep learning that I’m wrong about all of the things I’m so loud about 🤔
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wushudoin @wushudoin.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
that’s so cool
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
YODA: waldo or waldo not. there is no waltry LUKE: you really can't find him can you
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wushudoin @wushudoin.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
“IT WAS A JOKE” -fuckheads
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